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By Tom Geoghegan
BBC News Magazine
Ammon Shea spent a year reading the Oxford English Dictionary - 20 volumes,
21,730 pages and 59 million words - and he rates poring over a dictionary as
enriching as reading a novel. Why?
The prospect of talking to a man who reads dictionaries for fun prompts a
sudden vocabulary-insecurity complex and a fear that every word he utters might
sound like a painful medical condition.
But thanks to Ammon Shea's belief that long words only hinder conversations,
there's no need to consult any dictionaries while he clearly explains his
eccentric hobby.
"I'm not against big words per se or fancy or obscure words, obviously I love
them, but I'm opposed to using them for their own sake," he says.
"If words are to form a communication, you use them as a tool to communicate to
people and it's pointless to intentionally use a word that no-one else knows."
SOME OF HIS FAVOURITES...
Cachinnator - one who laughs too much or too loudly
Dyspathy - the opposite of sympathy
Gove - to stare stupidly
Hansardize - to change one's opinion
Happify - to make happy
Natiform - buttock-shaped
Pejorist - one who thinks the world is getting worse
Philodox - one who is in love with his own opinion
Secretary - one who is privy to a secret
Tripudiate - to dance, skip or leap for joy
Mr Shea, a 37-year-old former furniture remover in New York, has spent 12
months conquering what he describes as the Everest of dictionaries, the Oxford
English Dictionary (OED), by ploughing through 20 volumes weighing a total of
137lbs.
In the process, he became the Morgan Spurlock of lexicologists, devouring words
for eight to 10 hours a day, which caused him severe headaches, deteriorating
eyesight and injuries to his back and neck. So why bother?
"I've always enjoyed reading dictionaries and they are far more interesting
than people give them credit for. And I think everything you find in a great
book you would find in a great dictionary, except for the plot.
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"All the normal emotions - grief, happiness and loss - exist in a dictionary
but not necessarily in the order that you would think."
If you come across a word like "remord" (to recall with a touch of regret) it's
impossible to read that word without thinking of things that you regret
yourself, he says, or to read "unbepissed" (not having been urinated on)
without a chuckle.
Winter sun
"Knowing what to call something makes me more aware of that thing. For
instance, it's not terribly useful for me to know that [the sound of] leaves
rustled by the trees is a psithurism.
"I don't want to walk down the street with my girlfriend saying: 'Listen,
there's a psithurism.' But knowing it means I pay more attention to it."
Similarly, knowing that "undisonant" is the adjective to describe the sound of
crashing waves and that "apricity" is the warmth of the winter sun brings these
things more often to mind.
For a desert island, one would choose a good dictionary rather than the
greatest literary masterpiece imaginable, for, in relation to its readers, a
dictionary is absolutely passive and may legitimately be read in an infinite
number of ways
Writer WH Auden
"It's not easy to use them in conversation and so I enjoy them for their own
sake. They are like one-word poems."
Turning page after page of unfamiliar words made him sometimes feel like he was
reading another language, he says. That was dispiriting but also intriguing,
because it showed how rich and powerful the English language is.
But absorbing so much made Mr Shea lose his grasp on his normal vocabulary. He
recalls being fascinated when reading the definition for the word "glove"
before he realised it was a word he already knew.
"That happened frequently. I guess it gave me a useless large vocabulary and in
the short-term I lost my normal vocabulary. I would go to the shop and forget
the word for milk. Momentarily I'm looking for the cold, white stuff."
Mr Shea is not alone in his love of dictionaries. WH Auden waxed lyrical about
them and Arthur Scargill said his father would read one every day because his
life depended on the power to master words.
Buttock-shaped
Thousands of avid Scrabble players read dictionaries looking for words,
especially those with a high-scoring J, Q, X or Z, says Elaine Higgleton,
editorial director of Collins Dictionaries. And crossword fans devour
dictionaries for the same reason.
"We also have people writing to us who have been very interested in obscure
words and obscure definitions.
"A student in Iraq was trying to learn English and he sat down trying to learn
every word in the dictionary, starting at the beginning with A and working all
the way through.
My father still reads the dictionary everyday. He says your life depends on
your power to master words
Arthur Scargill, 1982
"It's probably not the best way to learn English, and you'd learn many more
than you would need."
But dictionaries are a wonderful source of learning about the origins of the
English language, she says, and especially the Greek and Latin roots to many of
the words.
Collins, which records everyday language rather than all known words, is
involved in a campaign to save some of the lesser-used words from being edited
out of its future editions. Stephen Fry, for instance, has championed "fubsy",
which means "short and stout".
"One of the nice things about dipping in and out of a dictionary is that
although people are very comfortable with the vocabulary levels they have,
there are some good fun words in there that offer an additional dimension of
interest," says Ms Higgleton.
Some of Mr Shea's favourites garnered from the OED include "assy", which means
behaving like an ass, and natiform, which means "buttock-shaped".
It's impossible to be intimidated by a dictionary that uses a word like assy,
he says, and to pick one up and glance through one - rather than just opening
one when in trouble with a word - can be a captivating experience.
And how much of what he has read has stayed between his ears?
Throwing 10 semi-hard words ( from the OED at him, Shea correctly guessed five
definitions.
That's a considerably higher success rate than many of us would have scored,
after reading 59 million words.