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Straight from Pyros' mind to your screen,
it's...
File no.#001
"Oiling."
Hello terrorists and fat people. My name is Pyros, well actually it
isn't and that's a load of shit so sorry to waste your time. This is my
first file; "oiling". "What is oiling?" you ask. Well I created this and I
don't think there is any other text file about it.
Most people have an oil tank in their back garden, so that's where we
get our oil from. All you need are
-a bottle
-and a rope
That's not too complicated. If you don't have any rope, tear down
somebody's clothes line.
Over the person's back garden wall we go. If you can't climb, it
doesn't take a genius to get into somebody's back garden. Don't bother
checking to see if their is somebody home, oiling should take less than 30
seconds. Tie the clothes line around the neck of the bottle and open the
lid of the oil tank. Throw the bottle in. When you take it back out of the
oil tank, the bottle will be filled with oil and you are victorious, now
get out of my back garden. You now have oil for burning at your leisure.
Commercial buildings have huge oil tanks and you can go there
constantly and they won't notice.
I would like to thank
Happyman - For being the best partner in crime a boy could ever ask for.
Podge - For learning from my way.
Brian Hays - For being a faggot that deserves to die and it was me who
robbed your car and you'll never catch me!!1 HAHAHA.
Here is my disclaimer: I didn't do any of this, it was all Brian Hays, or
that guy Jason Scott who owns textfiles.com, he looks like a no-good-nic to
me.
I have a website now: www.freespeech.org/no
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-Pyros THE Leprechaun
31/08/01 22:31