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From: djohnson@moose.uvm.edu (Musician!)
Subject: Re: Drink list wanted
Message-ID: <1993Jan14.183149.16513@uvm.edu>
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Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1993 18:31:49 GMT
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Here ya go toker...the drink list that you asked for,...
Someone uploadedd this to me a few years ago..I forget who
it was to give them credit...but anyways, I hope it helps!
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57-chevy 1 Southern Comfort
1 Grand Marnier
1 Vodka
1 Pineapple
747 1 BAILEY'S
1 AMARETO
1 KAHLUA
ABC 1 AMARETTO
1 BAILEY'S
1 COINTREAU
AGENT ORANGE 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 BAILEY'S
AGENT ORANGE 1 Vodka
1 Rum
1 Gin
1 Southern Comfort
1 Yukon Jack
1 Apple Schnapps
1 Melon Liqueor
2 Grenadine
6 Orange Juice
How: 32 unit Container filled w/ ice. Shake well
ALABAMA SLAMMER 2 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 SLOE GIN
1 TRIPLE SEC
ALABAMA SLAMMER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 SLOE GIN
1 O.J.
ALMOND DELIGHT 1 SAMBUKA
2 AMARETTO
ALMOND JOY 2 AMARETTO
1 CREAM DE CACAO
DASH OF CREAM
ANGEL'S LIPS 2 BENEDICTINE
1 BAILEY'S
APACHE 1 Kaluha
1 Baileys
1 Midori melon
How: Layer (see note 1. below)
Drink as a shot in a group.
APPLE BLOSSOM 3 APPLE SCHNAPPS
1 CRANBERRY JUICE
APPLE JACK 1 APPLE SCHNAPPS
1 JACK DANIELS
cinnamon powder
How: See: Apple Pie
Apple Pie 1 vodka
1 apple juice (a little less)
cinnomon powder
Glass: small glass (~6oz are good)
How: vodka into the glass, add apple juice
dash cinnomon on top, DO NOT MIX, SHOOT.
B51 1 KAHLUA
2 BAILEY'S
B52 1 KAHLUA (or 2)
2 BAILEY'S
2 GRAND MARNIER OR COINTREAU
How: Layer (see note 1. below)
BLACK RUSSIAN 4 VODKA
1 KAHLUA
WHITE RUSSIAN 4 VODKA
1 KALUA
1 MILK
BACK STREET BANGER 1 JACK DANIELS
1 BAILEY'S
BAD HABIT 1 VODKA
1 PEACH SCHNAPPS
BANANA SPLIT 1 1 BANANA LIQUEUR
1 KAHLUA
BANANA SPLIT 2 1 BANANA LIQUEUR
1 VODKA
BANANA DAQUIRI 2 WHITE RUM
1 BANANA LIQUEUR
2 BAR MIX
BUBBLE GUM 1 BANANA LIQUEUR
1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 MILK
1 GRENADINE
BETWEEN THE SHEETS 1 brandy
1 triple sec
1 light rum
shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass
BIRTH CONTROL 1 RYE
1 GIN
BLACK CAT 1 1 KAHLUA
1 APRICOT BRANDY
1 OUZO
BLACK CAT 2 1 TEQUILA
1 AMARETTO
BLACK MEXICAN 1 TEQUILA
1 KAHLUA
BLOODY BRAIN 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS
1 BAILEY'S
1/2 GRENADINE
Pour Bailey's into schnapps to get a
cloud type of look and then drizzle in
grenadine.
BLOWJOB 1 Irish Cream
1 Grand Manier
1 Creme de Banana
HOW: Girl drinks with hands behind back,
by putting mouth over whole glass.
BLOW JOB 1 BAILEY'S
1 BANANA LIQUEUR
topped with wipped cream
HOW: Same as above.
BOCCI BALL 1 AMARETTO
1 O.J.
(VODKA)
BONBON 1 TRIPLE SEC
1 TEQUILA
DROP OF GRENADINE
BOOTLEG 1 JACK DANIELS
1 SAMBUCA
1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
BOOTLEGGER 1 JACK DANIELS
1 TEQUILA
1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
BUM FUCKER 1 JACK DANIELS
1 TEQUILA
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 1 JACK DANIELS
1 AMARETTO OR COINTREAU
CHOCLATE CHIP 1 VODKA
1 FRANGELICA (CHILLED)
COMFORTABLE BROTHER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 FRANGELICA
COCONUT CREAM PIE 1 COCONUT RUM
1 WHIPPED CREAM
CRANAPPLE 1 APPLE SCHNAPPS
1 CRANBERRY JUICE
CREAMSICLE 3/3/1/1 3 AMARETTO
3 KAHLUA
1 MILK
1 O.J.
CREAMSICLE 1 AMARETTO
15% CREAM
1 O.J.
CREAMY BUSH 1 Bailey's Irish Cream
1 Bushmill's Irish Whiskey
combine in a rock's glass
CUM IN A HOT TUB 1/2 o.j.
1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream
pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect
DEEP THROAT same as blow job, except use salt shaker
DIRTY MOTHER 3 brandy
3 Kahlua
stir in a highball glass
DIRTY SOCK 1 SCOTCH
1 PINEAPPLE JUICE
DOUBLE JACK 2 YUKON JACK
1 JACK DANIELS
DRAGONS BREATH 2 EVERCLEAR
2 VODKA
2 GIN
1 DARK RUM
1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
3 BUD LIGHT
*COKE TO TASTE (?????)*
HOW: Pour over dry ice in a TALL
glass to acheive steaming effect.
** Dubbed as the best college drink ever **
(Note: 3 PARTS bud light, not 3 bottles)
(totally ruins it if you use too much!)
DR. PEPPER 1 AMARETTO
1 COKE
FIRE AND ICE 1 1/2 pepper vodka
1 tsp. dry vermouth
In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes,
Stir well, then strain into another glass.
FIREBALL 1 BRANDY
1 SAMBUCA
FIREBALL 1 KAHULA
1 OUZO
FIRECRACKER 1 SCHNAPPS
1 CHERRY BRANDY
TABASCO/CINNAMON
FLAMING BLUE FUCK 1 1/2 Sambuca
1/2 Blue Curaco
set on fire and drink through a straw
FLAMING ORGASM 1 beer (good one)
1 shot Bacardi 151
pour beer into glass, flame the 151,
drop it in the beer and slam...
FLYING DUTCHMAN 2 Gin
1/2 Cointreau or Triple Sec
Glass: small, almost filled w/ ice.
How : Stir well, chill, strain into 2nd glass
FLYING FUCK 1 SAMBUCA
1 JACK DANIELS
FREDDY THUDPUCKER 1 TEQUILA
1 GALLIANO
1 O.J.
FUZZY DICK 1 Kahlua
1 Gran Marnier
coffee
in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream
FUZZY NAVEL 2 PEACH SCHNAPPS
1 O.J.
GASOLINE 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 TEQUILA
GET LAID 1 1/2 vodka
1 rasberry schnapps
pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice
stir in highball glass
GHOSTBUSTER 1 BAILEY'S
1 KAHLUA
1 VODKA
GODFATHER 1 SCOTCH
1 AMARETTO
GODMOTHER 1 VODKA
1 AMARETTO
HAIRY VIRGIN 2 rum
1 Triple Sec
2 orange/pineapple juice
How: serve over ice with a cherry
- HAIRY SLUT if served without cherry
- FRIDGID HAIRY VIRGIN if ice is blended
- HAIRY BITCH if no cherry and blended
HAPPY HAWAIIAN 1 KAHLUA
1 BAILEY'S
1 PINEAPPLE JUICE
Hat Trick 1/2 dark rum
1/2 sweet vermouth
1/2 light rum
Combine shaker half-filled w/ ice cubes.
Shake well then strain into another glass.
HEAD BANGER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 JACK DANIELS
HOT IRISH NUT 1 Bailey's Irish Cream
1 Frangelica
coffee
How: stir in coffee mug
(1 part Amaretto optional)
JACKHAMMER 1 JACK DANIELS
1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
JAKE 1 JACK DANIELS
COKE to the top
Jamacia me crazy 1/2 amber rum
1/2 tia maria
Glass: Tall glass.
How: Pour in glass, fill w/ ice,
add pineapple juice, stir,
pineapple cubes optional
JAMAICAN YOYO 1 RUM
1 TIA MARIA
JELLY BEAN 1 GRENADINE
1 SAMBUCA
1 GALLIANO
KAMIKAZE 1 1/2 VODKA
1/2 TRIPLE SEC OR COINTREAU
2 tsp LIME JUICE
Kamikaze 2 vodka
1 tsp lime juice
In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes,
Stir well, then strain into another glass.
Russian Kamikaze 2 vodka
1 tsp. Chambord
Same procedure as above.
KISS IN THE DARK 1 gin
1 cherry brandy
1 dry vermouth
How: stir with ice, strain into highball glass
LASER BEAM 1 EACH OF:
AMARETTO
GALLIANO
JACK DANIELS
PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
Serve Over Crushed Ice
LEMONADE 1 VODKA
LEMON JUICE
LIQUID COCAINE 1 EACH OF:
CROWN ROYAL
WILD TURKEY
AMARETTO
ABSOLUT VODKA
How: Serve in a tall (hurricane glass) filling
the glass the rest of the way with half
cranberry and half pineapple juice.
LONG ISLAND ICE TEA 1 RUM
1 VODKA
1 GIN
1/2 TEQUILA
1/2 TRIPLE SEC
tall glass w/ ice.
Pour in a splash or more to taste of sour mix.
Top off w/ Coke and/or Sprite to color and taste.
Garnish with a lemon slice.
MANHANDLER 1 VODKA
1 J. DANIELS
1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 SLOE GIN
MARGARITA 25 oz. sweet & sour
1 can limeade
6 oz. triple sec
20 oz. tequila
3 oz. Rose's lime juice
Water to make a gallon
freeze ahead of time so it is "slushy"
MELLOW YELLOW 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
1 GALLIANO
MELON BALL 1 VODKA
1 MIDORI
1 PINEAPPLE JUICE
MINT CHIP 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
1 KAHULA
MUDSLIDE 1 TEQUILA
1 KAHULA
1 BAILEY'S
MUDSLIDE 1 VODKA
1 KAHLUA
1 BAILEY'S
MUPPET (alias POPPER) 4 TEQUILA
1 7-UP
ORANGE CRUSH 3 TRIPLE SEC
1 CRANBERRY JUICE
ORGASM 1 1 Baileys
1 Cointreau
Glass: small, ice optional
How: drink slowly
ORGASM 2 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
1 BAILEY'S
PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR) 1 beer
1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka
drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug
PEACHFUZZ 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS
1 CRANBERRY JUICE
P.B.CHOC. 1 CHIP COOKIE FRANGELICA
1 TIA MARIA
1 KAHLUA
PEARL HARBOR 2 VODKA
2 MIDORI
1 PINEAPPLE JUICE
PEARL HARBOR 1 VODKA
1 MIDORI
1 O.J.
PINA COLADA 1.5 MALIBU
1 PINAPPLE JUICE
1 MILK
POP THE CHERRY 2 cherry brandy
o.j.
stir in highball glass,
add cherry and orange slice
PURPLE JESUS 1 ginger ale
1 grape juice
1 vodka
1 grain alcohol
Use a container serve as a punch.
QUICK SILVER 1 ANISETTE
1 TRIPLE SEC
1 TEQUILA
REARBUSTER 2 tequila
2 Kahlua
cranberry juice
How: stir in highball glass
ROAD RUNNER 1 TIA MARIA
1 GRAND MARNIER
ROMAN RIOT 1 SAMBUCA
1 GALLIANO
1 AMARETTO
ROOTBEER 1 VODKA
1 GALLIANO
1 COKE
1 BEER
RUSSIAN QUALUDE 2 VODKA
2 FRANGELICA
1 MILK
RUSTY NAIL 1.5 SCOTCH
0.5 DRAMBUIE
Glass: av. size, fill w/ ice, stirred,
Garnish: lemon twist
How: FAST THRU STRAW.
Screaming Orgasm 1 1 Baileys
1 Cointreau
1 Galliano Liqueur (the yellow one)
SCREAMING ORGASM 2 1 BAILEY'S
1 SCHNAPPS
1 VODKA
SCREW (basic) 1 part vodka
o.j.
How: stir in highball glass over ice
- FUZZY add 1 part peach schnapps
- SLOW add 1 part sloe gin
- COMFORTABLE add 1 part Southern Comfort
-UP AGAINST THE WALL add splash of Galliano on top
SEX 1 KAHLUA
1 GRAND MARNIER
SEX MACHINE 1 KAHLUA
1 BAILEY'S
1 MILK
SEX ON THE BEACH 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS
1 TEQUILA
1 TRIPLE SEC
SEX ON THE BEACH 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS
1 VODKA
SEX ON THE BEACH 1 Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
1 Mellon Liquere (or Midori)
1 Pineapple juice
How: stir in highball glass
SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka
SHARK 1 TEQUILA
1 VODKA
1 TABASCO
Shoot the Root beer (the cheaper the better ;*)
rootbeer shnapps
Glass : 12oz cup & shot glass
How: shot glass' height of beer in the cup
drop shot glass full of shnapps in cup.
SICILIAN KISS 1 AMARETTO
1 GALLIANO
1 BAILEY'S
SIT ON MY FACE 1 Bailey's Irish Cream
1 Frangelica
1 Kahlua
layer by pouring reverse to list.
SLEEPER 1 GALLIANO
1 KAHLUA
1 TEQUILA
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 1 SAMBUCA
1 BAILEY'S
SMILE 1 MIDORI
1 APPLE BRANDY
SNAKE BITE 3 JACK DANIELS
1 COINTREAU
1 LIME CORDIAL
SNAKE BITE 1 JACK DANIELS
1 TEQUILA
1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
SNAKE BITE 1 YUKON JACK
1 LIME JUICE
Spy Catcher 1 Canadian whisky
1/2 Sambuca
Pour both into a shot glass,
drink it straight back.
STILETTO 1 TIA MARIA
1 COINTREAU
1 GALLIANO
STRAWBERRY STRIPPER o.j.
1 1/2 strawberry schnapps
1 Triple Sec
How: pour strawberry schnapps into o.j.,
then Triple Sec - do not stir
T.K.O 1 TEQUILA
1 KAHULA
1 OUZO
T.N.T 4 TEQUILA
1 TABASCO
T.N.T. 1 1/2 blended whisky
1 anisette
TALL SHIP 1 KAHLUA
1 BAILEY'S
1 DRAMBUIE
TANK 1 TANGUERAY
1 JACK DANIELS
Tequila Slammer 1 1/2 tequila
1/2 oz. 7-up
Pour into shotglass, cover w/ a coaster.
While holding coaster tightly on glass,
slam glass onto table, slam contents.
TEST TUBE BABY 1 VODKA
1 AMARETTO
TETANOS SHOT 1 SCHNAPPS
1 CHERRY BRANDY
1 BAILEY'S
TIGHT SNATCH 1 1/2 light rum
1 peach schnapps
pineapple juice
How: stir in highball glass
TOASTED ALMOND 1 KAHLUA
1 AMARETTO
1 MILK
TOOTSIE ROLL 1 DARK CREME DE CACAO
1 O.J.
UP THE DUFF Coffee Liqueur
Creme de Cacao
Brandy
Cream
Ice Cream
VIRGIN 1 1/2 gin
1/2 white creme de menthe
1 forbidden fruit
How: shake with ice, strain into highball glass
VULCAN MIND PROBE 1 Wild Turkey
1 Ouzo
1 151
WATERMELON 4 MIDORI
1 CRANBERRY JUICE
WEREWOLF 1 JACK DANIELS
1 DRAMBUIE
WINDEX 1 VODKA
1 TRIPLE SEC
1 BLUE CURACAO
1 LIME JUICE
WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB 1 Kahlua
1/2 peppermint schnapps 100 proof
milk or cream
stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof)
ZIPPER 15% CREAM
1 TRIPLE SEC
1 TEQUILA
ZIPPER 1 BAILEY'S
1 GRAND MARNIER
1 ANISETTE
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Notes:
(1) Layering, of different ingredients is achieved by pouring the
ingredients over the back of a spoon, into a glass.
(2) I always use proportions as guidelines only, and I think they should NOT
be strictly adhered to, but experiment. We are doing it for the taste
aren't we? For there are sure cheaper ways to get drunk!
(3) This list was compiled by Peter Flodin (s3021421@ipc04.mpce.mq.edu.au),
and is the result from editing a number of different lists and articles
that have appeared on rec.food.drink .
Obviously I haven't tried all these, any comments, additions and
corrections appreciated.
"THE ULTIMATE DRINK LIST"
-from several people in alt.party and rec.food.drink.
-put together by chattha@mailserver.sfu.ca.
-thanks to everybody who posted.
When a recipe says one part, it means just that any equal part.
1 shot = 1.5 ounces = 44ml
A "shotglass" is usually 1.5 ounces, but sometimes 2 ounces with
a measuring line at 1.5 ounces. You can also buy (in US) "short shot"
glasses or "pony shots" which are 1 ounce. Pony shots are usually
used with martinis, manhattans, and rob roys.
"Fifth" = 4/5 Qt. = 1/5 Gal. = 25.6 oz now => 750 ml = 25.5 oz
"Pint" = 1/2 Quart = 16 oz now => 500 ml = 17.0 oz
"Half-Pint" = 1/2 pint = 8 oz now => 200 ml = 6.8 oz
"Half-Gallon" = 64 oz now => 1750 ml = 59.7 oz
"Quart" = 32 oz now => 1000 ml = 34.1 oz
Well, let's see...8 oz = 1 cup = 250 mL...hmm, I think an ounce may be
0.03125 L (or 31.25 mL). 1 shot is one ounce, and 1 part just means to get
the ratio of the ingredients right (it doesn't matter what you use). To
get % alcohol by volume, divide the proof by two.
Here's one which is quite popular at the moment here in Karlsruhe,Germany.
It's calles 'Orgasmus' (yes, 'orgasm') and mixed as follows:
1 part Tequila
1 part Baileys
into a little glass. Looks like, um..., but tastes fine.
Here are a few recipies for like drinks. They all taste just... just...
("orgasmic", shouts the crowd) err yeah, orgasmic. And they're easy to
make and bloody expensive. They're all made in a small liqueur glass,
cos any more makes your nose fall off.
Apache
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1 part Kaluha
1 part Baileys
1 part Midori melon
Pour Kaluha into bottom of glass. Over the back of a spoon, add the
Baileys. Same for the Midori on top. Serve more than one to each person.
Upon command, everyone drinks contents of the glasses in one shot. Sit
back and watch.
B-52
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1 part Kaluha
1 part Baileys
1 part Cointreau
Same procedure as above.
Blowjob
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1 part Kaluha
1 part Baileys
Whipped cream
Same procedure as above, but place whipped cream on top. You may have to
suck or lick the cream off the top to get to the liqueur (hence the name?)
Orgasm
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1 part Baileys
1 part Cointreau
Mix in small glass (tumbler?), not necessarily over ice (I think it
wastes the taste). Drink slowly. Repeat. Pass out.
Screaming Orgasm
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1 part Baileys
1 part Cointreau
1 part Galliano Liqueur (the yellow one)
As above.
etc.... Experimentation with liqueurs, if you can afford it, is a very
pleasant way to have your legs fall off of an evening.
Blowjob: 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Grand Manier, 1 part Creme de Banana
Girl is supposed to drink it with hands tied behind her back.
Picks up the glass with her mouth all the way around it and suck it down.
Everybody guesses whether she spits or swallows.
EverClear Jello (190 proof grain alc)
orange flavored jello
knox unflavored jello
take the 4 cup of water jello box and empty it into a bowl, mix in 3 cups
of hot water and desolve jello, add two packets of knox unflavored jello,
then add one cup of everclear. Pour into mold or for best results pour into
paper pill cups (small ones you get in the hospital) and let set.
hours later (2+) eat up, yum!
Vodka can be substituted for everclear with good results, just use two cups
of vodka and two cups of water.
Romulan Ale
1 jgr Bacardi 151
1 jgr Blue Curaco
A "guaranteed" success at any 21 party
and for later on that night
Vulcan Mind Probe
Wild Turkey, Ouzo, and 151
Bill: I am inferring from your emotional pleas for a drink recipe list that
you might enjoy mixing up this recipe which can be served as a jumbo drink or
strained as shooters.
AGENT ORANGE: 1 ounce each of Vodka, Rum, Gin, Southern Comfort, Yukon Jack,
Apple Schnapps, and Melon Liqueor. 2 ounces of Grenadine. 6 ounces of Orange
Juice. Pour into 32 oz container filled to top with ice. Shake well and
serve. Make sure you have a designated driver if you drink the whole
concoction by yourself.
BAR CHEAT SHEET
** All drinks are 1 shot per, unless stated otherwise.
57 Chevy Comfort/Grand Marnier/Vodka/Pineapple
747 BAILEY'S/AMARETO/KAHLUA
ABC AMARETTO/BAILEY'S/COINTREAU
AGENT ORANGE SOUTHERN COMFORT/BAILEY'S
ALABAMA SLAMMER 2/1/1 SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN/TRIPLE SEC
ALABAMA SLAMMER 2/1/1 SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN/ O.J.
ALMOND DELIGHT 1/2 SAMBUKA/AMARETTO
ALMOND JOY 2/1 AMARETTO/CREAM DE CACAO/ DASH OF CREAM
ANGEL'S LIPS 2/1 BENEDICTINE/BAILEY'S
APPLE BLOSSOM 3/1 APPLE SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE
APPLE JACK APPLE SCHNAPPS/JACK DANIELS
B51 KAHLUA/BAILEY'S
B52 1/2/2 KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/GRAND MARNIER
BLACK RUSSIAN 4/1 VODKA/KAHLUA
WHITE RUSSIAN 4/1/1 VODKA/KALUA/MILK
BACK STREET BANGER JACK DANIELS/BAILEY'S
BAD HABIT VODKA/PEACH SCHNAPPS
BANANA SPLIT BANANA LIQUEUR/KAHLUA
BANANA SPLIT BANANA LIQUEUR/VODKA
BANANA DAQUIRI 2/1/2 WHITE RUM/BANANA LIQUEUR/BAR MIX
BUBBLE GUM BANANA LIQUEUR/SOUTHERN COMFORT/MILK/GRENADINE
BIRTH CONTROL RYE/GIN
BLACK CAT KAHLUA/APRICOT BRANDY/OUZO
BLACK CAT TEQUILA/AMARETTO
BLACK MEXICAN TEQUILA/KAHLUA
BLOW JOB BAILEY'S/BANANA LIQUEUR
BOCCI BALL AMARETTO/O.J. (VODKA)
BONBON TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA/DROP OF GRENADINE
BOOTLEG JACK DANIELS/SAMBUCA/SOUTHERN COMFORT
BOOTLEGGER JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA/SOUTHERN COMFORT
BUM FUC*ER JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT JACK DANIELS/AMARETTO
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT JACK DANIELS/COINTREAU
CHOCLATE CHIP CHILLED VODKA/FRANGELICA
COMFORTABLE BROTHER SOUTHERN COMFORT/FRANGELICA
COCONUT CREAM PIE COCONUT RUM/WHIPPED CREAM
CRANAPPLE APPLE SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE
CREAMSICLE 3/3/1/1 AMARETTO/KAHLUA/MILK/O.J.
CREAMSICLE AMARETTO/15% CREAM/O.J.
DIRTY SOCK SCOTCH/PINEAPPLE JUICE
DOUBLE JACK 2/1 YUKON JACK/JACK DANIELS
DR. PEPPER AMARETTO/COKE
FIREBALL BRANDY/SAMBUCA
FIREBALL KAHULA/OUZO
FIRECRACKER CINNAMON SCHNAPPS/CHERRY BRANDY/TABASCO
FLYING FUC* SAMBUCA/JACK DANIELS
FREDDY THUDPUCKER TEQUILA/GALLIANO/O.J.
FUZZY NAVEL 2/1 PEACH SCHNAPPS/O.J.
GASOLINE SOUTHERN COMFORT/TEQUILA
GHOSTBUSTER BAILEY'S/KAHLUA/VODKA
GODFATHER SCOTCH/AMARETTO
GODMOTHER VODKA/AMARETTO
HAPPY HAWAIIAN KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/PINEAPPLE JUICE
HEAD BANGER SOUTHERN COMFORT/ JACK DANIELS
JACKHAMMER JACK DANIELS/PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
JAKE JACK DANIELS/COKE to the top
JAMAICAN YOYO RUM/TIA MARIA
JELLY BEAN GRENADINE/SAMBUCA/GALLIANO
KAMIKAZE VODKA/DASH-TRIPLE SEC/LIME JUICE
LEMONADE VODKA/LEMON JUICE
MANHANDLER VODKA/J. DANIELS/SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN
MELLOW YELLOW SOUTHERN COMFORT/GALLIANO
MELON BALL VODKA/MIDORI/PINEAPPLE JUICE
MINT CHIP PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS/KAHULA
MUDSLIDE TEQUILA/KAHULA/BAILEY'S
MUDSLIDE VODKA/KAHLUA/BAILEY'S
MUPPET 4/1 TEQUILA/7-UP also POPPER
ORANGE CRUSH 3/1 TRIPLE SEC/CRANBERRY JUICE
ORGASM PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS/BAILEY'S
PEACHFUZZ PEACH SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE
P.B.CHOC. CHIP COOKIE FRANGELICA/TIA MARIA/KAHLUA
PEARL HARBOR 2/2/1 VODKA/MIDORI/PINEAPPLE JUICE
PEARL HARBOR VODKA/MIDORI/O.J.
PINA COLADA 1.5/1/1 MALIBU/PINAPPLE JUICE/MILK
QUICK SILVER ANISETTE/TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA
ROAD RUNNER TIA MARIA/GRAND MARNIER
ROMAN RIOT SAMBUCA/GALLIANO/AMARETTO
ROOTBEER VODKA/GALLIANO/COKE/BEER
RUSSIAN QUALUDE 2/2/1 VODKA/FRANGELICA/MILK
SCREAMING ORGASM BAILEY'S/SCHNAPPS/VODKA
SEX KAHLUA/GRAND MARNIER
SEX MACHINE KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/MILK
SEX ON THE BEACH PEACH SCHNAPPS/TEQUILA/TRIPLE SEC
SEX ON THE BEACH PEACH SCHNAPPS/VODKA
SHARK TEQUILA/VODKA/TABASCO
SICILIAN KISS AMARETTO/GALLIANO/BAILEY'S
SLEEPER GALLIANO/KAHLUA/TEQUILA
SLIPPERY NIPPLE SAMBUCA/BAILEY'S
SMILE MIDORI/APPLE BRANDY
SNAKE BITE 3/1/1 JACK DANIELS/COINTREAU/LIME CORDIAL
SNAKE BITE JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA/SOUTHERN COMFORT
SNAKE BITE YUKON JACK/LIME JUICE
STILETTO TIA MARIA/COINTREAU/GALLIANO
T.K.O TEQUILA/KAHULA/OUZO
T.N.T 4/1 TEQUILA/TABASCO
TALL SHIP KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/DRAMBUIE
TEST TUBE BABY VODKA/AMARETTO
TETANOS SHOT SCHNAPPS/CHERRY BRANDY/BAILEY'S
TANK TANGUERAY/JACK DANIELS
TOASTED ALMOND KAHLUA/AMARETTO/MILK
TOOTSIE ROLL DARK CREME DE CACAO/ O.J.
WATERMELON 4/1 MIDORI/CRANBERRY JUICE
WEREWOLF JACK DANIELS/DRAMBUIE
WINDEX VODKA/TRIPLE SEC/BLUE CURACAO/LIME JUICE
ZIPPER 15% CREAM/TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA
ZIPPER BAILEY'S/GRAND MARNIER/ANISETTE
Here is a good one to try. Get some fruit (apples, watermellon,
oranges, bannanas, etc) and a bottle (or two, if you're really bold)
of Everclear (can you guys get it up there?). If not, use 100 proof
vodka or 151 rum. Slice up the fruit and let it soak by itself
overnight in the alcohol. Then add a 3-4 (maybe 5) cans of Haiwaian
Punch and a bottle or two of something fizzy (ginger ale, seven up,
etc.). Enjoy and watch out for the apples, they hold the most
alcohol.
Mix equal parts of ginger ale, grape juice, vodka, and grain
alcohol. It's called "Purple Jesus."
Be prepared to have a lot of people spend the night!
Ok, here are a few shots for your friend. I don't really think this person
will consider you their friend the next morning. :-)
This one isn't a shot, but a "welcome" of age.
Rusty Nail.
1 1/2 oz. Scotch 1 lemon twist
1/2 oz. Drambuie
Pour the Scotch and Drambuie into an average sized glass almost filled
with ice cubes. Stir well, then garnish w/ the lemon twist. Have
birthday person drink this through a mixing straw as fast as they can.
(NOTE) This is an "acquired" taste drink. Tastes like you are chewing on
a rusty nail. ;-)
Ok, now for the shots... even though some aren't.
Flying Dutchman
2 oz. Gin 1/2 oz. Cointreau or Triple Sec
Combine the Gin and other in a small glass almost filled w/ ice cubes.
Stir well, let it chill, strain into another glass, then serve.
(NOTE) Can also be served warm. If too cheap to buy ice, etc.
Hat Trick
1/2 oz. dark rum 1/2 oz. sweet vermouth
1/2 oz. light rum
Combine everything in a shaker half-filled w/ ice cubes. Shake well then
strain into another glass.
Godfather
1 1/2 oz. Scotch 1/2 oz. amaretto
Pour both ingredients into a glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, shake well,
then strain into another glass.
Tequila Slammer
1 1/2 oz. tequila 1/2 oz. 7-up
Pour both into shot glass, cover w/ a napkin. While holding napkin
tightly on glass, slam shot glass onto table, remove napkin, slam contents.
Fire and Ice
1 1/2 oz. pepper vodka 1 tsp. dry vermouth
In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, combine both of the ingredients.
Stir well, then strain into another glass.
Kamikaze
2 oz. vodka 1 tsp. lime juice
In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, combine both ingredients. Stir
well, then strain into another glass.
Kamikaze #2
1 1/2 oz. vodka 2 tsp. lime juice
1/2 oz. Cointreau or
triple sec
Same procedure as above.
Russian Kamikaze
2 oz. vodka 1 tsp. Chambord
Same procedure as above. (yes my fingers are getting tired) ;-)
Biolermaker
1 oz. blended whiskey 12 oz. beer
Pour the whiskey into a shot glass. Pour the beer into a mug. (If available)
I have two, but were "procured" from a local eating establishment. Yes I'm
a poor, starving, deprived, (other pitiful excuse inserted here) college
student. Otherwise, drink right out of the can, you're among friends.
Drink the whiskey in one go. Sip the beer.
Spy Catcher
1 oz. Canadian whisky 1/2 oz. Sambuca
Pour both into a shot glass, drink it straight back.
T.N.T.
1 1/2 oz. blended whisky 1 oz. anisette
Same procedure as above.
By popular demand:
THE BARTENDER'S GUIDE TO SEX DRINKS
SHOOTERS
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BLOW JOB
1/2 shot Kahlua topped with whipped cream
no hands, tilt your head back and swallow
CUM IN A HOT TUB
1/2 shot o.j.
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect
DEEP THROAT
(same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only)
the tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal
FLAMING BLUE FUCK
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco
set on fire and drink through a straw
ORGASM
1/2 shot mint schnapps
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
layer the drink
SIT ON MY FACE
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Kahlua
layer Bailey's Irish Cream over Frangelica over Kahlua
WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB
1 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof
milk or cream
stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof)
TALL COOL ONES ...
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BETWEEN THE SHEETS
1 oz. brandy
1 oz. triple sec
1 oz. light rum
shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass
CREAMY BUSH
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey
combine in a rock's glass
DIRTY MOTHER
3 oz. brandy
3 oz. Kahlua
stir in a highball glass
FLAMING ORGASM
1 beer (good one)
1 shot Bacardi 151
pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam...
FUZZY DICK
1 part Kahlua
1 part Gran Marnier
coffee
in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream
GET LAID
1 1/2 oz. vodka
1 oz. rasberry schnapps
pineapple juice
spash of cranberry juice
stir in highball glass
HAIRY VIRGIN
2 parts rum
1 part Triple Sec
2 parts orange/pineapple juice
serve over ice with a cherry
(if no cherry, it is called a HAIRY SLUT)
(if you blend the ice in, it is a FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN)
(if no cherry and blended, then it is a HAIRY BITCH)
HOT IRISH NUT
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelica
coffee
stir in coffee mug
(1 part Amaretto optional)
KISS IN THE DARK
1 oz. gin
1 oz. cherry brandy
1 oz. dry vermouth
stir with ice, strain into highball glass
ORGASM
2 oz. vodka
2 oz. amaretto
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. light cream
shake with ice, strain into highball glass
PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR)
1 beer
1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka
drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug
POP THE CHERRY
2 oz. cherry brandy
o.j.
stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice
REARBUSTER
2 oz. tequila
2 oz. Kahlua
cranberry juice
stir in highball glass
SCREAMING ORGASM
bartender's chair
equal parts - rum
vodka
bourbon
open mouth, lean back, swallow until you can't swallow any more
SEX ON THE BEACH
1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
1 part Mellon Liquere (or Midori)
1 part Pineapple juice
stir in highball glass
(SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka)
(RAPE UNDER THE BOARDWALK- add more alcohol -Allon Stern)
STRAWBERRY STRIPPER
o.j.
1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps
1 oz. Triple Sec
pour strawberry schnapps into o.j., then Triple Sec - do not stir
TIGHT SNATCH
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. peach schnapps
pineapple juice
stir in highball glass
VIRGIN
1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit
shake with ice, strain into highball glass
THE `SCREW' DRINKS
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here is how to add things together to get the various `screw' drinks.
BASIC SCREW
1 part vodka
o.j.
stir in highball glass over ice
FUZZY
add 1 part peach schnapps
SLOW
add 1 part sloe gin
COMFORTABLE
add 1 part Southern Comfort
UP AGAINST THE WALL
add splash of Galliano on top
combine as necessary
No, seriously. An Orgasm can be made like so....
3/4 oz. Irish cream liqueur
3/4 oz. Grand Marnier
3/4 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. vodka
Shake with ice cubes, and empty (cubes and all) into a rocks glass.
In a suitably sized glass (depending upon effect required, but generally
a small, tall one) place a measure of Baileys (about half the glass). On
top of this (over the back of a spoon), float the same measure of
Cointreau.
Imbibe rapidly.
Here is a drink that I know everyone will enjoy.
Jamacia me crazy
In a tall glass pour
1/2 ounce amber rum
1/2 ounce tia maria
fill glass with ice
add pineapple juice
stir and enjoy.
An added touch is to put pineaple cubes in the drink.
I was sittin here readin the net when I thought of some drinks I made while I
was in college. These are drinks made with the bare essentials - nothing
expensive, extravagant, and not found in the corner store.
A few of my favorites were (read: are)
Apple Pie - one part vodka
a little less than one part apple juice
cinnomon powder
a small glass (~6oz, the little ones jelly comes in
are good)
Pour vodka into the glass
add apple juice
a dash o cinnomon on top
DO NOT MIX
Drink quickly
When mixed in the right perportion the drink will taste like Grandma's
own.
Apple Jack - substitute Jack Daniel's
mix same
Tastes like the cereal of same name.
Shoot the Root -beer (the cheaper the better ;*)
rootbeer shnapps
12oz cup
shot glass
with a shot glass' height of beer in the cup
drop shot glass full of shnapps in cup o beer
Pound
Adjust mix to taste like root beer. Mmm Mmm good %*)
Mix in a punch bowl:
2 cups sugar
375 ml (1/2 bottle) inexpensive Brandy (say, Christian Brothers)
5 bottles decent cheap champagne (say, Frexinet)
then stir in
6 oranges, 6 lemons and 6 limes, sliced thin into rounds
1 pineapple, cut into chunks (canned will do, but fresh is better)
1/2 bag of ice in small cubes or crushed (more or less to fit the bowl)
To complete, garnish with strawberries and pour a final bottle of
champagne theatrically over the top.
Total cost is around $50 (maybe as low as $25 if you use really cheap
champagne) for about 50 drinks.
Here's my favorite punch that can be served any time:
NULL & VOID PUNCH
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750ml VODKA
500ml WILDBERRY SCHNAPPS
500ml PEACH SCHNAPPS
375ml SOUTHERN COMFORT
2 liters of Hawaiian Punch
Mix with ice in a Tupperware dish pan. Serve in
16 oz glasses (with caution). Tastes great, but
can lead to wastedness if comsumed too quickly, hence
the name NULL & VOID punch. Brought to you by TIKI.
(Did you get the number of that)
TRUCK PUNCH
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1 Liter bourbon whiskey
1 Fifth Apple Snapps
1/2 Fifth Cinnamon Snapps
2 Liters Squirt
Give yourself a break, use ice. :-)
I made this for a party a few weeks ago, out of stuff that I had
on hand and that sounded like it might taste good. No measurements --
just to taste (and to color). It was yummy.
Vile Green Stuff
Orange Juice
Soda water (seltzer, fizzy, whatever you call it)
Midori (what makes it green)
Peach Schnapps
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1/5 Blue Hawaiin (sp) Maui Schnapps
1 gallon Orange Juice
1/5 Light Rum
Another drink that sounds rather interesting...
Below are three formulas for an Alabama Slammer. They're all quite
similar, but since they vary I'll include them all.
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