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"THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS"
P R E S E N T S *** * * *** *** *** *** P R E S E N T S
"ThINGs o Do *** * * *** *** *** *** *** by : SaucerWithAltitude
foR US wHen * * *** *** *** *** *** and Crome Junkie
We ArE BoREd!" Guest Staring:
KillFest JackOff!@
justmackyourparentsjustmackyourparentsjustmackyourparentsjustmackyourparentsjust
Things to do to ammuse the staff of YFi when we are bored stiff:
o Dance and sing
o Kill one another with wild abandon
o Set the night on fire
o Paint the town red
o Put Humpty-Dumpty back together again
o Perform surealist German Theater
o Send us money
o Bomb the World Trade Center
o Save me from another day like this and kill me NOW.
o Shove wild piranna AND hamsters up our collective ass. (Someone here is
INsane and it's not me)
o Yell "I'm assistant manager!@ I'm assistant manager!@" and then explode
like a ripe melon
o Write YFi for us
o Kill people who are DUMB (for a vague discussion on the state of DUMBness
see YFi023.txt)
o Fuck us like minks
o Yes, minks
o Break the fucking television
o Play Hard Core versions of popular childhood tunez!@
o Rearange your face
o Drug us into a permanent comatose state
o Tell me when to stop writing
Thanks...
Whew..
I'm going to go swallow a bullet now. Boredom.
Yargh.
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|| |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE TEXT Y LESS THAN A FUCK IS ||
|| | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOU it's a dark and PORT BOARDS BECAUSE ||
|| __| | | [| THEY HAVE NO P mysterious pit... PahEl8te : yF1 WHq!#" ||
|| ... ... . [| PLUS, WE SPEAK oooo.. OFF WARES GROUPS. ||
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