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� ---(hey dude, what's pOrk?)------------------------------------------------- �
welcome to pOrk numero uno. pOrk is a swell little ascii zine for the all da
shmucks in the art scene. an all ascii zine? innovative you say? not really.
it would be in ansi, 'cept i can't code for shit. this isn't the first ascii
zine to pop up... the only one i can think of right now is y0lk. well, jonas
is out there too, but it doesn't come out all that often. so here's pOrk. i
i can't really think of a good reason to put out pOrk, i'm just bored. well,
enjoy it.
� ---(what's gonna be in pOrk?)----------------------------------------------- �
i'm glad you asked. actually, not really. questions frighten me. but i guess
it's my duty as head pOrk guy (that doesn't sound too good) to answer it. i
guess pOrk is pretty much anything you want it to be. or, for now, anything
*i* want it to be. i hope i'm not gonna be the only contributer though. that
would suck.
� ---(sound's interesting)---------------------------------------------------- �
i thought so. i know you're saying to yourself, "hey, pOrk sounds neat. and,
it's got one of those /<-cool captial O's. how can i contribute to such an
esteemed publication?" (or something like that). well, it's easy. Just call
one of the boards listed alphabetically (for your reading ease) towards the
end of this thing and filemail me something. oh, and try to make it interest
ing. i mean, i have no problem with articles on art groups or whatever, but
i don't want any dry little info files telling me how elite your group/emag/
penile implant is. pOrk = fun. remember that little euphism and you're set.
� ---(what about distros?)---------------------------------------------------- �
dammit, you little fucker. i told you i hated questions. i hate being head
pOrk guy. it's quickly loosing its appeal. anyway, concerning distros, just
ask me on irc, or on one of the aforementioned (ack! big word!) boards and
i'll think about it. fair? cool. and, anymore questions and i'm beating the
shit out of you.
� ---(what's the meaning of life?)-------------------------------------------- �
fuck you.
� ---(ascii groups are neat)-------------------------------------------------- �
i know, i'm in one. well, so far as i can tell, there're only 3 ascii groups
around right now : trank, endow, and kts. i think maybe wicked is still out
there, but i'm not sure. anyway, i personally like trank, probably because
i'm in it. endow's kicking all kinds of ass too. (this is a hint guys. do me
pOrk logos). i haven't seen a katharsis pack for awhile, but i've been told
it's still around and who am i to doubt the #ansi people? hey, wow. i just
thought of something. i'm gonna put all the best asciis of the month in pOrk
for your viewing enjoyment. oh jeah, forgot something. acid has an ascii div
ision now. so these are the best asciis from trank, endow, and any other art
group with an ascii division. enjoy em.
� ---(da best asciis)--------------------------------------------------------- �
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