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    t h e  n e o - c o m i n t e r n   e l e c t r o n i c  m a g z i n e
                 I n s t a l l m e n t    N u m b e r  1 4 9

                         We Are the New International
                         April 8th, 2001
                         Editor: BMC

                                             Writers:
                                               xWillx
                                               Heckat
                                        Junior Haagis
                                                  Cog
                                         Gnarly Wayne
                                                  BMC


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 $                    The N.A.P.A.L.M Manifesto - xWillx                    $
 $                             Hello? - Heckat                              $
 $                        A Vignette - Junior Haagis                        $
 $                        Does No Words Count? - Cog                        $
 $                     What Can Be Said? - Gnarly Wayne                     $
 $                        Tha Appl uv 'Iz Eye - BMC                         $
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                                EDITOR'S NOTE
                      (please do not read the following)

        Welcome to yet another Neo-Comintern official theme issue.  This
week's articles are all

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                        words or less as a late celebration of our 100th 
spectacular Neo-Comintern issue.  Enjoy!


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North American People's Anthropophagous Liberation Militia (N.A.P.A.L.M) is
essentially all about cannibalism... and of course... tha Kidz.  Being into
psychic warfare and misinformation I must spread my seed far and wide,
across this great beauty known as the Internet.  Unlike that toothless
mistress, the outside world!

NAPALM's manifesto includes these dastardly deeds:

1. The destruction of all Rotarians (Elk's Club, Masons..)

2. John Smith's legacy destroyed, and his church of Mormon.

3. Assassination of  World Dictator Fred Phelps

4. The subsequent digging of a shallow grave

Which Fred Phelps will be buried in, head down. So his soul cannot escape.


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This is your infinite address speaking and I mean to tell you that something 
profound is about to happen to you. . .


	
here insert the sound of two hearts beating*


molecules whizz by your snoring intellect while you wait to answer the call 
of destiny

two eggs are lying hard-boiled under the running tap

time's up

look under the bed to see what you've won (no valentine card can make up for 
this, son, nothing can help you now)


	
notice: your cat seems pleasantly surprised by your lack of initiative and 

offers to share her supper with you*

-click-


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 `q                            by Junior Haagis                            p'
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A speckled, soft-shelled  frolicker of the Pacific coast, the Myopious 
Tortoirisius migrates to more questionable climates almost every other year 
in search of shelter from the harsher elements of the Southern California 
beaches. It's peculiar erect running style can gain the average Myopia 
speeds up to 23 mph. But it is its erratic behavior coupled with its 
speed and agility that make it difficult to ascertain if the creature is in 
fact migrating or whether it's reached a state of dementia brought on by 
parachatilianitus; a brain disorder common amongst most adult Myopia 
Tortoises.


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 `q                             by Gnarly Wayne                            p'
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What can be said about articles that are less than 100 words?

Well, they are a testimony to the greatness of the writer, that is for
sure. Where normal authors may require an entire novel to get a single
idea or concept across, we of the less than 100 words clan must make 
our profound statement in much less space. You maybe thinking "Pfft, 
ya right, Waaaaayne, nothing you written has ever been profound or even
enjoyable." Maybe so, but I have never written an article under 100 
words either. Here goes

What's the future of Neo-Comintern? Neo-Comintern gotta


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                          a un act play in two seens

Unce a'pon a tym thar wuz this guy whut wanded a big red apple cuz he wuz
hungry.

Cuddnt 'ave one tho he cuddnt, no madder 'ow 'e tride.

Tha End


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