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.d""b. impulse reality press no. 150
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$ $ "Vegan Love Song"
$ $ written by linear
$ $ released 10/7/01
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[note: sometimes I get bored, okay?]
VEGAN LOVE SONG
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No chicken,
Beef,
Or bacon! (Side comment: you have to pronounce bacon)
'Cause she's a Vegan! (And/or vegan weird to get it to rhyme )
No butter,
Milk,
or cream!
She just drinks SoyDream
Chorus:
It's a vegan love song!
It can't do no wrong!
It's a vegan love song!
The animals can sing along!
She just eats
Beans
And rice!
(Not too much spice)
Yeah,
Fruits
And vegetables!
She's so kind to animals!
Chorus:
It's a vegan love song!
The verses aren't long.
It's a vegan love song!
The animals can sing along!
And she hates
Proctor
& Gamble
('Cause they test on animals)
She won't wear
Wool
Or leather,
Regardless of the weather
Chorus:
It's a vegan love song!
It can't do no wrong!
It's a vegan love song!
The animals can sing along!
But she don't love me!
She's too busy
Protesting
Animal testing!
Animal testing!
Chorus:
It's a vegan love song!
It can't do no wrong!
It's a vegan love song!
The animals can sing along!
[repeat until your mom goes crazy]
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the clever thing to do here would be to put some sort of copyright. no.
http://www.phonelosers.net/ir
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