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.d""b. impulse reality press no. 145
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$ $ "I Love Impulse Reality"
$ $ written by BTK
$ $ released 9/7/01
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I LOVE IMPULSE REALITY. BOW WOW WOW. Wow impulse reality is soooo cool that
i wanted to be part of it because it said that it meant nothing and I am a
moron who isn't good at anything I thought I would fit right in but I hope
that linear loves me enough to let me write for IR.
As I have stated before I am a moron so, oh shit, time to randomly
change topics. I love summer no school yay FUCK SCHOOL. Gay days at disney
happens during the summer and I know that not because I am gay(no one thought
that!) but because I live in florida. GO FLORIDA KICK THOSE COMMIE JAPS'
ASSES!!! WHOOT WHOOT!
Anyway back to the subject at hand Pizza is good shit. Once I was at
my friend Bobby's house and that fucker ordered 2 fucking ham pizzas. Ham
pizzas tastle like shit and I kicked him in the balls because he didn't order
a fucking pepperoni pizza and those are good. When I kicked him he hit his
head on a table and his dad walked in and yelled at me and I pretended that I
hurt my foot so that he wouldn't yell at me so much.
Once bobby was babysitting for his sister and he tied her to a chair
to shut her bitch ass up. I woke up one morning and she was tucking me into
bed. GO SPOONERS!!! SPOOOONNN!!
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the clever thing to do here would be to put some sort of copyright. no.
http://www.phonelosers.net/ir
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