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HTEEHER HAVE BEEEN TWWEEENTY OOONEE ISSUESS OF THIS EMAIL ZINE DEDICATED
AND WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR ANJEE AND TASHA, THIS IS NUMBER TWEENDTYY TWOO,
AND IT'S A TOILET:::
WANNA DONUT?? THEY SELL THEm!!
THEY SELL THEM AT THE SHOP THAT REQUIRES YOU MUST LOOK AT THE FLODIS FILE
WITH A MONOSPACE FONT OTHER WISE THE DIAGRAMS JUST DON'T WORK OUT, FOOLDIS!
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flowers of disruption #22 -- 10.09.99 -- by trilobyte
== the zine for tasha & anjee ==
LIKE A YEAR AGO I FOUND THIS NEAT SPIRAL NOTEBOOK AND I STARTED CARRYING IT
WITH ME BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY NEAT AND I BROUGHT IT TO UNIVERSITY WITH ME
AND ONE NIGHT I WAS IN A COFFEE SHOP AND I WROTE THIS LITTLE DINGY
In the town, there was a man who lived under the street and a man who
lived in a nearby tree. A big subject to debate in the town was deciding
which of these men is more of a victim of distraction. Cars travelling on
the road, of loud, could distract Tree-man from the delicate art of
maintaining perfect balance. Should a loud hot-rod of a car blast by as he
is sleeping on alimb, Tree-man could awaken with a start and lose enough
control to fall off the limb and plummet to the ground.
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That was all I wrote.
That was in Champaign, Illinois. I didn't like that town very much. Ever.
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Tonight, I wrote another few things in the notebook.
Consider this the Flowers of Harvesting My Garden in the Evening under Heavy
Flourescent Light as a Giant Face of an Ex-Girlfriend Stares At Me from the
Sky While Partially Obscured By Dissipating Clouds.
There are a few things.
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Summer <-
/ \
Autumn <- Spring
/
\ /
-> Winter ---
This is the cycle of the Seasons.
I realized the importance of each season in the grand scale of How
Things Work.
Then Art added his opinions.
Summer is the time to act without thought of consequence. It's the time
to be radical. [Art: "Fuck everything but what makes me happy!"]
Autumn is the time to work out your Summertime acts in your head. Think
and rationalize. [Art: "Damn, school's fucking starting! (School
generally invovles becoming a *bit* more rational)"]
Winter is the time to rest on the thoughts of fall, just live with what
you have experienced. A conservative dormancy. [Art: "Sit inside and
take comfort from the fact that you're inside and totally warm while all
the jackasses in America are outside, miserable from the cold, and
_pretending_ to have fun."]
Spring is the time to SPRING from the thoughts of Autumn, and prepare to
go wild in the summer. You have your rest from Winter and your thoughts
from Autumn. [Art: "School's almost over, be a carefree motherfucker."]
O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0
If you have a building with a two-door corridor for an entrance -- to
conserve electricity by keeping the climate under control -- there is an
easy way to alert any employees that a customer is entering the premises.
+--| |--+
| O |
| \ |
| \ |
| \ |
| \ |
| \ |
| O |
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| |
| (building ) |
| |
| |
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the two Os are laser modules, and the line between them is a laser light.
if someone walks through the beam coming INTO the building, due to the
angle of the laser beam, the module closest to the outside door would
first lose its connection -- by perhaps a fraction of a second, causing
the device to know that a person is going IN. a person going out would
first trigger the OTHER module, thereby alerting the system a customer was
leaving.
Use it or lose it, freemason.