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- Issue 8, Volume 1 -
Special Labor Day issue! Learn how to not work!
- 31.8.98 -
http://members.tripod.com/~p1mp - fnord
ftp://ftp.spacecamp.com/ftp3/dpp - ereeto
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has
made a lot of people very angry and been widely
regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
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� Snap crackle and pop: Hatredonalog <hatredonalog@hotmail.com> �
� Abducted: Sphinx <Sphinx@hotmail.com> �
� Evil Telemarketer: Napalmoliv <Napalmoliv@yahoo.com> �
� Kick Bottom: Dark|||Knight <dkknight@texoma.net> �
� Resurected: MMX_Killa <MMX_Killa@geocities.com> �
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� And in this Spring-Fresh issue of DPP you will read about �
� such wonderful and mysterious things as: �
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� i. Intro.................................................. hatredonalog �
� ii. DPP Mail Bag.................................... Sent in by readers �
� 1. Luminesent Bacteria.................................... hatredonalog �
� 2. Carding..Unexplored Territory Vol. 1 of 2........ Neptunium Overkill �
� 3. Scamming................................................... Nothingg �
� 4. Making friends with a lineman.. And then ripping him off.. MMX Killa �
� 5. My quest to learn about smell packet transmission protocols.... weev �
� 6. The Conscience of an 31337 Ju4r3z H4x0r........................ Weev �
� 7. Mr_Log joins the PHeeR Nation.............. hatredonalog �
� x. Outro/Editorial........................................ hatredonalog �
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Ahhh, it feels good to be doing something again. well.. i never even
thought we'd get to issue 8. But we've made it this far, and we plan
on getting to issue 12 at least. Anyways.. enjoy the site redesign.
Getting tired of us putting out a lame zine every month?
Send us something and change that! I finally got around to using
DOS character sets to draw b0xes, one more improvement.. for your
enjoyment.
Oh yeah.. come visit us on irc! #p1mp on EFnet is usually a good place
to find us at, and you may even get a chance to c0nf with us.
-hatredonalog
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From: <Darkness22@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 11 Aug 1998 18:02:41 EDT
To: hatredonalog@hotmail.com
Subject: Good Job...
Hey i though i would just drop you a line and tell you that the issues
are great...they have a lot of useful and interesting info in them...it is a
hell of a lot better than newsgroups.
I do have one question about an article in the first issue...it was the
one about a pirate TV station....I did what the article said but i get about a
15foot broadcast range...i know that Neptunium Overkill worte the
article..could i get his e-mail so i can ask him some questions...and if you
know of anywhere i can get more info on it please tell me...thanks and keep up
the good work.
[ His email is both on the website and included in every issue
under members... quixilver@mailexcite.com should work.. ]
From m_5254@hotmail.com Fri Aug 14 20:20:02 1998
To: hatredonalog@beer.com
Subject: test #s for 603
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 20:19:27 PDT
do you know any test numbers for the 603 area code?
Please repond if you do it would be very helpful.
[ Nope, only cause im not in 603.. ]
From: "Ethan against-the-machine" <melanchollie@hotmail.com>
To: hatredonalog@hotmail.com
Subject: Walter Levy
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 08:56:30 PDT
Don't call Walter Levy because the FBI has a wiretap on his ass.
My friend just got busted. Keep up the H/P.
Oh, and Hello FBI!
[ /me spastically laughs on the floor.
hrm, well.. hehehe, i didn't think it'd go this far, well
im just amazed. im gonna have to call through a divertor
next time. oh and hello meester effa bee eye tew! Gimme
some information about your friend.. if you like it'll be
in the next issue.
His number (once again) is (800) 369 1254 (for those who
don't know).. be carefull when calling.. they are tracing
you.. it's quite funny =) ]
From cyberhawk@netcarrier.com Wed Aug 19 19:51:35 1998
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 22:52:28 -0400
To: hatredonalog@hotmail.com
Subject: hey....
Gotta question....
I am between Philly and allentown and i am lookin for some fellow
hackers. Im not a lame ass wunna B i can actuall do cool stuff!!
My problem is i hang with people in Chicago and San Fran.... I want
some local people to talk to ....
Know any?? Gota any ideas???
Oh yeah... Im also a master at the web stuff so if you wunna hand with
the site just let me know.....
[ You can just tell people where your at.. it'll get around and you'll
meet someone in your area.. also PLA sites are good for this, i met
most of the locals this way. If you need any help spelling, just let
me know. ;D ]
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Ever wanted your room to be /\/\3g4 /<-r4d 31337? Well, here are some
tips on decorating your room.
1. Don't use Light Bulbs
Grow Luminesent Bacteria, and use it to light your room instead of those
stupid light bulbs.. Here is a simple way to grow the bacteria:
What you'll need to create the growth medium:
30g NaCl
1g Glycerol�
10g Peptone (Bacto-Peptone)�
3g Beef Extract� (to obtain solid medium you should add 15 g of Bacto-Agar)�
Dilute the ingredients in water (pH should be about 7,3) �
Fill with H2O up till 1000 ml
The cultivation should be conducted in temperature 18 - 22�C. Liquid
cultures should be well aerated (the aeration pumps may be used or
cultures should be shaken well). It is necessary to support sufficient
amount of oxygen needed in luminescence reactions.
There, now you have the growth medium made.. time to store it.
In the sterile plastic tube mix 0,15 ml sterilised glycerol and 0,85
ml liquid culture of luminescent bacteria. Shake it, and freeze it,
with Liquid Nitrogen, somewhere around -70�C.
Let that baby grow for a couple of weeks.. and it should glow in
the dark. Of course, to glow it needs oxygen, and if you want it to
glow nicely.. make a stirring device for it. I suppose you could use
a little air pump from an aqaurium or something. Be creative..
2. Steal anything with a telco. sign on it
Here is a small list of things to snatch while your out and about:
o Payphone signs
o Payphones
o No Trespassing signs (from CO's, Remote swtiching stations, SLC's, ect)
o The covers from pedistals
o GTE van doors [slash me looks at skully and sonik]
o Burried line markers (orange flags)
o Posters for prepaid phone cards
o Orange Fiber Optic warning signs (by train tracks usually)
3. Fill all empty space
Put up posters all over all your walls (and ceiling) and cover your
floor with stolen telco. docs, equipment and cabling. Go out to cheezy
little computer stores, flea markets, and garage sales and buy
old/new/semi-new computers and setup a network in your room. Next buy
an air conditioner (window kind) or two, otherwise 8-9 computers all
running at the same time might make your room get slightly warm. Fans
also might be a good idea. If you have any money left, buy some big
speakers and a decent stereo. You know what to do with that.
Anyways, now your room is all scary, you can be happy. Your parents
won't go in anymore, and you will be able to irc in peace.
- hatredonalog
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DISCLAIMER: The activity described in this article is highly illeagal and you
can get a long time in jail for doing it. Be careful if you ever do it and
REMEMBER, no one is responsible for your actions but yourself.
INTRO: This is a method of obtaining valid credit card numbers tested numerous
times over the internet. I have never seen an easier, safer, quicker way to
obtain numbers. If you follow the instructions carefully you should end up with
more numbers than you know what to do with. A friend of mine did this and got
over 150 card numbers in 2 days! The greatest thing about this is that you can
be 99% sure that these are valid numbers due to the fact that the card's owners
are the people that give the numbers to you! Make sure you read the entire
article before trying it. Well, let's get started.
Okay, i'll try to give you a basic overview of how this works. What you
do is start up a web site pretending to be a large company of your choice that is
involved in the internet (Pick a big company like Yahoo, CompuServ, AOL, Excite,
etc.). This web site is going to appear to be a survey that the users are paid
to fill out. At the bottom of the survey you will ask for a credit card #, exp.
date, address, etc. The unsuspecting users will fill out the survey thinking
they are going to get $10 or something and will type in their credit card number
s, which will be sent directly to you!
Now that you have a basic idea, I am going to be REAL specific as to what to
do. Again, this method DOES WORK. Remember, people can be really stupid.
First, you have to think of a company that deals with the internet. ISPs,
On-Line Services, Search Engines, Free Homepage & E-Mail Providers all work very
well. Now, you must create a web site. If you want to be sucessful at all, you
are going to have to have your own domain. This cost $70 or you can just card
it. This is the only money you will ever have to shell out for this scam. Have
the name of the domain have something to do with the company you picked. Make
it sound like that company would name it and you might want to include their
name in the URL. Once you register your domain with the profiteering gluttons
over at the InterNIC or hire a web site design & hosting company such as
simplenet, prohosting, etc., you are ready to start coding your html. This is
crucial, so make it VERY belivible. First you will need a title graphic. Take
the company's logo and work it into the design. If you suck at making cool
graphics, get one of your buds to do it. Make this look friendly and business
like, not dark and mean. A good way to do it is have the logo say the name of
your fake survey, and then near the bottom of the graphic say "Presented by
(your company here)." Alright.....well, now that you have your top graphic,
it's time to make your survey. If you don't know the HTML code for forms, you
can rip it from my PLA site. You might also want to use radio buttons or check
boxes. Under your title graphic you should have a small paragraph saying that
for the company to serve internet patrons better they want your imput and that x
amount of dollars will be credited to their credit card as a thank you for
taking the survery. People buy this and CompuServ actually used to do that.
When asking questions, ask questions like the ages of people in their househ
olds, yearly income, how often do they buy certian products, what are their
hobbies, intrests, and job, etc. Ask the kind of questioins they ask when you
register for Hotmail, etc. Then do a small paragraph about that they should
enter their CC#, exp. date, and complete billing address and $xxx will be
credited to their card. Then include a radio button for each type of card
(VISA, MC, AMEX, etc.) and a form for each of the CC#, exp. date,etc. At the
bottom have a Submit and a Clear button. VERY IMPORTANT have it submit to a CGI
thing, never have the data sent to your e-mail address! This will look very
unprofessional and you might not get ANY numbers if you use your e-mail address.
Most web hosting companies will offer you CGI when you buy a package with them.
Have it direct them to a page that says "Thank you for taking our survey! Your
credit will appear on your next credit card bill!" Then in small print slide in
a little copyright notice. Upload your html and graphic. You are now done with
Step One.
Now for Step Two. If you don't already have a POP3 account, create one. It
doesn't really matter what the username is as long as its @yourdomain.com.
Now here's what to do: Remember the company you picked? Now what you do is find
all the e-mail addresses you can with that domain. This shouldn't be too tough
especially if you picked a Free E-Mail provider. Hotmail has so many customers
that about any word or name you can think of exists as a Hotmail account. If yo
u picked an ISP, there may be a member list on the homepage. Well, anyway, find
as many addresses as you can. Now take all the addresses and paste them into
the To: section of a new e-mail message. For the Topic use something like "From
you friends at (company name)." In the body talk about how they can get paid
however much money just for filling out an easy survey and give them the URL.
Read over an e-mail you got from some dumb company and copy the writing style.
Be sure to start out your letter Dear Friend, or something, and remember: Be
FORMAL and use correct spelling and Capitalization. If you don't get many hits
doing that, you are probably doing something wrong. Send me a copy of the
message and I'll tell you if it's any good.
Well, that's all you should need to know, Good Luck. BUT, in DPP 9, I will let
you in on some cool things to do and precautions to take when you order things
with the cards.
Oh by the way, a good place for web hosting is www.darksphere.net. It is run
by my bud Silicon Daemon so if you are going to pay for your web hosting, (DO
NOT try to card things from him, he doesn't take CCs anyway!) check there.
Great rates, fast service.........tell 'em DPP sent ya!
-Neptunium Overkill
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I have a few scams i'm quite proud of...and i'd like to share them with the
readers of DPP :)...ok, thats enough of this ugly messy introduction...here come
some scams...:)
Six Flags Great Adventure:
Well now right away don't be distracted by the fact that I put Great Adventure.
For all i know these could work at ANY theme park, but I FOR SURE know they will
work at Six Flags Parks, and I have expreience at Great Adventure.
1. Employee Notice
2. Ok, so how do i get in?! I'm broke!!!
3. Whew! It's hot! I need a drink, but i'm still broke!!!
4. Ai-ite, it's night, but now i'm hungry, and still broke!!!
5. Hey check out this laser tag game, however, i'm broke!!!
6. How would i go about changing my monetary status?
7. I need to go home, but my redbox's all wet and i have no change!!!
1. Well, if you work there, like i no longer do <i fucking quit> DON'T BE A
FOOL! Don't even attempt to steal money..and watch it while sneaking a pretzel
or churro or funnel cake, THEY're watching. By they I mean the Loss Prevetion
Department. They're high tech bastards. Ok, ever see on TV those tiny pencil
point type cameras? Oh yeah, they use those, ALOT of them, and they dont just
monitor, they RECORD. I've seen too many friends go down like this. Stealing
money WILL get you caught. By the way, don't pull ANY of these Six Flags scams
if you work there or plan to work there, many employees will recognize you and
report you. This is a precaution, do what you want, but as a FINAL warning,
PLEASE be careful, and ALWAYS remember, you leave footprints wherever you walk,
COVER THEM GOOD!
2. On to the goods. You're standing outside the gate. You do NOT have a
ticket. how the hell are you going to get in?! Well, ALAS, there is only one
way i know of. Great adventure uses a stamp that can barely be seen as a yellow
stamp, but glows in the black light. Now many of us have this stupid SpyTech
inkpad which can only be seen in the dark. If you have that you're soo set,
smear some on your left hand and walk into the re-enter gate. If they ask
questions get REALLY bitchy and say you arent a slob and you wash your hands, it
seems to be smeared, anyhow, bitch untill you get in, whatever you do DON'T GIVE
UP. Thats how you get caught. Well, in the case that you have NO IDEA what
SpyTech is cuz you werent an eleet little kiddo like i was, you're not out of
luck! As long as someone in your party, prefferably a clean someone, has a
season pass or a ticket. In this case, let them go in, then they should come
out and get their hand stamped. Next they should find a secluded place to meet
you. Now comes the cool part, Lick your hand, get it really wet <you could
always use the water fountain, but saliva ALWAYS seems to work better>. Smack
your left hands' together untill the saliva/water forms an airtight seal, and
PRESTO! you are both stamped! Now, dont be an idiot and come in at the same
time as your friend, people may get suspicious.
3. Ok, so now you're hot, thirsty, and broke, right? Get over it, go to the
water fountain! Haha, just kidding. Now the only choice is do you want soda or
water? Water is the easy one, go up to a stand with a soda fountain and say,
can i have some icewater, but none of that expensive poland spring shit. Now,
soda's a little trickier. You'll have to be with another person for best
results. Go up to a stand with a fountain and say, my friend and I both want
some water, can we have it in a big cup so we can share it? Now cups aren't
counted so they'll usually be happy to oblige, and if they aren't...BITCH! The
customer is #1 all the time, they'll give it to you. Now, i know what you're
thinking, now I just have a big water idiot! Well, spill it out, or drink it if
you so desire. Go up to another stand that has a fountain <out of sight from
the first> and say that you spilled your soda/juice. They'll give you a new
one, company policy, and even if they don't believe you, just act cool and dont
worry, they'll do it, it's company policy.
4. Hungry eh? Well you have a few options here. You can get anything for free,
no problem. Lets start small, fries, make sure you know exactly what you want.
Lets say you want fries and a burger. Go to a place that has MANY ordering
windows. Go up to one and say you dropped your burger and fries, but make sure
you remember EXACTLY what you told them you dropped, they should give it to you
no problem, and if they dont, you guessed it, BITCH. Now if they ask you WHERE
you dropped it, just say oh, over by the <insert ride name here>, some asshole
bumped into me, he didn't even apologize <go on untill they're sick of you're
little spontanius story> and they'll give it to you. Now, if you want to risk
getting thrown out of the park, go for the biggs. There are two big places in
to go to, the grill and the pizza place. Now, lets say you want a 4 person
order of ribs, which comes to like $40. Now that's a scam, so take your time,
stalk the restaurant. Wait untill you see one of the cashiers get replaced and
when the supervisor who accompanied them leaves, and get on their line. If for
some reason you get on the line of a cashier who'se been around, abort. now
once you get in this person's line and remember your order good <ie. 4 orders of
ribs and 4 cokes> and come up with an exact place where you "dropped it" and a
BIG story, and STAY calm while keeping in mind, it IS company policy to replace
dropped food. Tell the cashier what you dropped where you dropped it and your
sob story. Now, first thing they'll ask you is, do you have you're reciept? Of
course you don't so search your pockets and after pulling out no reciept say
that it must have been on one of the trays. Now the next question they'll ask
is where you dropped it so they can get someone to <wink><wink> clean it up.
A.K.A. check out if you really dropped it. Your response must be immediate and
sound something like: well when I droppe dit these grounds guys wearing green
clothes said they'd clean it up for me and told me that i could get a
replacement. This should get you either food or a manager. If you get a
manager, retell they SAME story and they'll probably ask you to sign something
which you should proceed to do with a false name. If none of this works walk
away cursing under your breath loud enough for them to hear you and loudly say,
I am going to complain, and i'm never coming back to great adventure again <loud
enough to get everyone in the restaurant's attention>. If this STILL doesnt
work, then you're out of luck, keep walking.
5. Well, if you've never played laser tag, definately pull this one off. All
you have to do is pay for a game, play it, and theres a big timer at the top,
when it gets down to the last minute, scream for the attendant and act VERY
frustrated with your laser. Tell him it doesnt work and it hasnt worked since
the game started, act really bitchy and shake the laser. When he tries it say
"See, see!!!" He'll say that it's working perfectly. But you must claim that it
isnt. By now the game should be over, and you've had your 14 minutes. Now
bitch to the attendant at the desk and he'll either give youa refund or a free
game, and if you don't want the free game, bitch untill you get a refund!
6. No money? Need money to play Area 51 at the arcade and try to beat me but I
am #1 (NIN) anyhow, perhaps you want to win a souvineer for youre girlfriend.
These are too risky to scam, so heres what you do. Walk around the park, find 2
arcades and 2 soda machines, the expensive bottle ones. Now tell the attendant
you stuck a dollar in the change machine and no change came out, tell them you
stuck 2 dollars into the soda machine but the light blinked and NO soda came
out, and you oushed ALL of the buttons, you should come out with around 6 bucks,
more than you had before. This is a fairly well known trick, but whatever you
do, do not claim to have put a $5 in because they open the machin and look at
the last 3 bills, and if none of them are $5's, they warn the park about a
possible scammer and you're screwed out of ANY type of scamming.
[Editor's Note: I do this at school with the $0.50 machines when im broke..
i can usually make about $2 off of it =) ]
7. Now this one is kind-of Great Adventure specific. There is a giant chair
that morons pay like $10 to get their picture taken in. At night the chair is
closed due to lack of light. BEHIND the chair is a phone. Since you're a
Phreakish Punk, pick it up dial 9, your area code and your number. And nobody
will notice, because you are behind a GIANT chair! Anywhere else, just look for
a phone with nobody around and use it, be careful though.
Thanks for putting up with my typos and i hope this has taught you a bit about
scamming Six Flags to death, but wait! Theres more, non-six flags scams!
Ok, heres the generic scam section.
1. I'm at the movies, but drinks are $3, help me!
2. Mall + Broke + Hungry = scam!
3. Final Note <Springer>
1. Well heres the deal, go over to a garbage can and pull out a cup. Most movie
theatres offer free refills. Take a key or any sharp object and poke a tiny
hole in the bottom of the cup. Now splash some water on your shirt in the
bathroom or at the water fountain. Bring the cup to the attendant and say i'd
like a refill of <insert beverage here> but my cup has a leak man, can i get a
new one? Sure, they'll give you a new one, with unlimited refills of course.
2. Ok, so you have the situation set up what are you going to do? Well, all
these chinese places are willing to give out samples and so is roli boli. Pass
by those places and pick up some samples. Now put a hat on and get some more.
Next it's time for desert. Go over to McDonalds and say can I have a free
sample of ice cream. They'll give it to you, in a nifty little cone too :) .
3. Well as my final note, i'd like to say that neither nothingg <me> or the DPP
or the Twisted Nickel <my local group> endorse using any of these methods to rip
off evil domineering companies nor to we encourage using these methods. I am
merely pointing out the many flaws in a system thought to be perfect.
Please send any questions to n0thingg@hotmail.com
-nothingg
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Have you ever realized that lineman know more about the network then you do
(for the most part)? If you live in Bell Atlantic territory, have you
noticed that they keep thick manuals in the thin middle compartments of
their cherry picker trucks? In your quest for knowledge, there is no such
thing as too much. That's why we should always speak to the techs. And
once we have their trust...
Step 1: Find a tech lurking around in the neighborhood. Not to hard in
populated areas. If you live in the boonies, you'll have to do a little bit
of work. What I would do is find a cross box in your area, one near alot of
homes. Then I would walk by every once in a while to see if anyone's there.
It's usually not too much of a task, even in the subburbs. They're ALWAYS
somewhere around.
Step 2: Evaluate the situation. Where is their truck parked? Can anyone
see me if I grab something from it? Would the lineman notice if I grabbed
something from it? Is this lineman a tough guy that could (if necessary)
run me down and beat the living fuck out of me? You get the idea.
Step 3: Begin an _intelligent_ conversation. Age plays a big factor in this
part. The younger you are, the more difficulty you might have talking to
him. Begin your conversation by saying something like "So, that's a TS-21
X89 handset from harris dracon, right?" Of course don't say that exactly,
but attempt to impress him with your vast knowledge of linemans handsets.
If he says "you know more about it than I do" just tell him to check the
inside of the handset to see. If they say, "how did you know that?", tell
them either that:
a) if you're 16 or older: "I just got an internship at (one of the CLECs),
for the switch technician". Of course don't say "one of the CLECs", say the
name of one, like RCN, TCG, Cablevision, whatever the fuck you want to.
b) if you look like you're 12, tell him that you want to become a lineman.
c) if you are a full grown adult, then you may have a problem. If I were
you, I would just get a job with one of the telecom companies. After all,
if you're that interested in it, you might as well work with it.
Step 4: Get your info. This could be very difficult for people who aren't
good at social engineering. If you ask a stupid question like, "why doesn't
my red box work on the phones around here", than you probably won't get a
very good response. Ask something like, "what kind of switch do we use
here" and then begin moving on to questions that you want to know.
Step 5: Backup plan. If he doesn't want to talk, get him back for being an
asshole. Steal something, it doesn't matter what. Some of the more fun
things to steal are: covers for the cans, the "DataStar" computers, tool
belts, manuals, you know what you want.
Step 6: Go home and bask in your knowledge.
If you run into the same lineman twice, and they remember you, you're off
even better. I've found that they trust you more if they know you better.
amo i telefoni, ma amo il sesso di pi�
-MMX Killa
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���.5.�[ My quest to learn about smell packet transmission protocols ]���Ĵ
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<weev:#p1mp> you said you gave your body odor to bio
<weev:#p1mp> you must be really smelly to be able to transfer it
<grez:#p1mp> He dcc sent it.
<weev:#p1mp> whoa
<grez:#p1mp> New smell packet transmission protocols.
<weev:#p1mp> it must be REALLY smelly to be able to survive through DCC
<grez:#p1mp> Its the same pricipale as making a phone call.
<grez:#p1mp> It is converted into digital signals, then rebuilt at the destination.
<weev:#p1mp> wow
<weev:#p1mp> i've got to learn more about this technology
<grez:#p1mp> Just talk to phen0m.
<weev:#p1mp> no
<weev:#p1mp> i don't want people who use proggies to tell me how it works
<weev:#p1mp> i want the people who made it to tell me how it works
I was hanging out in #p1mp, and phen0m said he gave his BO to bio.
I didn't know smells could be transmitted over the 'net, so I made
an inquiry about it. And thus the above conversation was generated.
..... and so my quest began.
I arrived at Micrabsoft Inc, hoping Phil Mates, the richest man in
America, and possibly the world, would know somthing about smell
packet transmission protocols. I went in and asked for Phil Mates.
This really big guy came up. I asked him if he was going to take me
to Phil Mates. He said yea. He took me to a closet and anally raped
me. Then he threw me out. I cursed at how uncomfy my anus felt, and
left. I had to see Phil Mates! Where could I see Phil Mates? Then I
picked up a tip online on alt.geeks.horny.celeb.stalkers.philmates
and they said they were going to capture him and hold him for a
ransom. They said I could ask my question after they all had their
way with him.
I went into the old warehouse that they said he was being held in.
When I went through the door, all the doors and windows locked. I
had a spotlight put on me. They said that they were mad ereet
haxors, and that I was now a member of the pheer nation. They said
I needed to be initiated. They said that they had my dox and that
they would give me BO through the computer if I did not cooperate.
AGAIN WITH THE SMELL TRANSMISSION PROTOCOLS!! HOW DO THEY WORK?!?
Well, they all anally raped me. I noticed how big my anus was
getting.
Then I went to DefCon, and THERE HE WAS!! Phil Mates was at DefCon!
I asked him why he was here, and he said this is where mad ereet
haxors hang out. I told him I was a mad ereet haxor and an honorary
member of the pheer nation. He gasped and showed me the tattoo on
his buttocks. It said pheer nation leader. He said he was at DefCon
to meet with the haxors and get mad ereet security ideas and recruit
kiddies for the pheer nation, and his private all male modeling
company.
I asked if he knew about smell packet trassmission protocols, and
he said he'd tell me if I could be anally raped by him. I let him
have his way with me, and he took me to the center for E.S.R.A.D.
Which means Electronic Smell Research and Development. He told me
that electronic smell transmission protocols worked just like
regular packet transmission protocols, except you needed a special
phone line made out of a special material that used a special band
to use it.
He showed me the technical specs of it all. I was finally happy.
But it turns out Phil Mates actually STOLE the idea from someone
else, and that the person that originally came up with it made it
more efficient, millions cheaper, and way easier to accomplish
than Phil Mates. Oh well.
My ass, before and after my quest:
Before: ( * )
After: ( ( ) )
THE END!%#(*!(^*$#(!@^*$@(^*(@$*^(@$^*(@$*^@($^*(@^*$(@*^$(@^*@$
-Weev
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���.6.����[The Conscience of an 31337 Ju4r3z H4x0r (satire) - Weev ]�����Ĵ
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Th3 f0ll0\/\/1ng wuz wrytt3n sh0rtlee 4ft3r m1e 4rr3stt...
\/\The Conscience of an 31337 Ju4r3z H4x0r/\/
by
+++3v1|_ \/\/33\/+++
Written on January 8, 1986
An0ther 0n3 gawt c4wt t0d4y, itz 4ll 0v3r tha p4perz.
"Teenager Arrested in Software Piracy Scandal", "10 year old
Arrested while masturbating after pirating software"...
D4m|\| k1dz. Th3y're 4ll al1k3.
B|_|t d1d j00, 1n j00r thr33-pi3ze psych0l0gy and 1950's
t3chn0br41n, 3v3r t4ke ah lewk b3h1nd tha 3y3s 0f tha 31337 hax0r?
D1d yew 3v3r w0nder wh4t m4de h1m t1ck, wh4t f0rsez sh4ped h1m,
wh4t m4y h4v3 m0ld3d h1m?
eye em ah dumbass, 3nt3er muh w0rldx0r...
M1ne 1z ah w0rld th4t b3g1ns w1th skewl... eyem dumb3r th4n m0st uv
tha 0th3r k1dz, th1z kr4p th3y t34ch uz k0nfuz3z m3...
Wh4t 4h st00p1d fuckx0r. H3 th1nkz h3z 4ll k00l.
Eyem 1n JuNi0r h1g|-| 0r h1gh skewl. eye've lyst3n3d tew t34ch3rz
3xplane f0r tha fift33nth tyme h0w tew r3dewse ah fr4ct10n. eye styll d0nt
und3rst4nd 1t. "n0, Mz. Smyth, eye TH0UGHT eye wuz ryght!%*#@%^{body}amp;@&..."
Wh4t ah st00p1d fuckx0r. H3 iz g01ng tew b3 w3rk1ng f4st f00d f0r tha
r3zt 0v hyz lyf3.
Eye m4d3a dysk0v3ri3 t0d4y. eye f0und 4 c0mpewt3r. W41t ah s3k0nd,
thiz 1z /<-r4d 31337. Eye c4n upl04d 4nd d0wnl04d, 1tz 4m4z1ng.
Eye c4n g3t pr0n bY c4rd1ng 1t fr0m s1t3z 0r j00s1ng 31337 xXx pass k0d3z.
It gives me pr0n, not because it's a pervert and wants to molest me...
Or iz drunk 0f hiz 4$ 4nd th1nks eyem 21...
Dumb shyt. 4ll h3 d03z 1z j4ck 0ff. Th3y'r3 4ll 4l1k3.
4nd th3n 1t h4pp3n3d... 4 d00r 0p3n3d t0 ah w0rld... rUsh1nG
thr0|_|gh tha ph0n3 lyn3 lyke h3r01n thr0ugh 4n 4dd1ctz v31nz, th4
l4t3st w1nd0wz w4r3z iz s3nt 0ut, ah r3fug3 fr0m th3 1nt3ll1g3nc3
iz s0ught... ah 0-day w4r3z b04rd is found.
"Th1s iz 1t... th1z iz wh3r3 eye b3l0ng..."
Eye kn0w 3v3ry0n3 h3r3... 3v3n 1f eyev n3v3r m3t th3m, n3v3r t4lk3d
t3w th3m, m4y n3v3r h34r fr0m th3m 4g41n... Eye kn0w y3w 4wl... Y0ur 4ll
st3wp1d wynd0ws kydd13z.... w3 r 4ll 4l1k3...
D4mn k1d. Ty1ng up da ph0ne lyn3 4gun w1f h1z Asian Bondage
Pr0n. Theyre 4ll 4l1k...
Y3w b3t y0ur 31337 4$ w3r3 4ll 4like... w3v h4d k0nfuz1n StUpH
sh0v3d 1n 0ur f4ce wh3n w3 w4nt3d 1t 4wl tew st0p... th3 bytz 0f br34k
th4t y3w d1d l3t sl1p thr0ugh w3r3 sh00rt 4nd b00r1n. W3'v3 b33n d0myn4t3d
b1 dumb4ss3z, 4nd w3 r 3v3n st00p1d0r th4n th3m. Th3 f3w th4t h4d
s0m3th1ng t3w t34ch f0uNd uz t3w st3wpid t00 g3t 1t. s0 th3y b34t 4nd 4$r4p3d
uz. w3v3 r3fuz3d tew y3wz pr0p0rz0r 3ngl1zh, 4nd w3v3 b33n h0und3d bye da
gRammmUr MaffiAx0r l3d b1 l0g1kb0ckz.
Th1z iz 0ur w0rld n0w... th3 w0rld uv da 0-d4y w4r3z 4n tha
pr0n, the b34uti uv tha m0n1t0r. W3 p4y f0r 3v3rIthyng, b|_|t w3 4ct lyk3
w3 d0nt s0w p30pl3 w1ll th1nk uz er33t hax0rz/phr3ak0rz/MaSta C4rd0rz,
4nd y0u c4ll uz kr1m1nals. W3 xplore... 4nd yew c4ll uz st00pid. w3 w1nuk3
j00r j00n1x 4nd yew c4ll uz n4m3z.
W3 s33k 4ft4r UeBer31337 WaR3Z... 4nd y0u c4ll uz dumb4sses.
W3 xyst w1th sk1n c0l0r, w1th n4t10n4l1tee, w1f r3l1g10|_|s b1az...
4nd y0u c4ll uz l4m3urs!%&#@*^&$@* Y0u bu1ld 4tom1c b0mbz, j00 w4ge w4rz,
yew murd3r, ch34t, 4nd l1e t0 uz 4nd tr1e tew m4k3 uz b3l13v3 1tz f0r 0ur
0\/\/n g00d, 4ND W3 H4V3 LyTtL3 G4Y F4G FL4ME W4RS(%#*@(^!*#(!!
Y34h,eye em a kr1m1n4l. M1e krime is th4t 0f b31g ah d|_|mb sh1t.
My kryme iz that of judging people by how they typ3 and they're lameness, not
what they l00k lyke. My krime is that of being dumBer th4n y0u, something
th4t y0u w1ll f0r3v3r l4ff 4t m3 f0r.
Eyem ah ju4r3z p|_|p, 4nd th1z iz muh manifesto. Yew m4y st0p thiz
1nd1v1du4|_, but j3w c4nt st0p uz 4ll... 4ft3r 4ll, w3r3 4ll 4l1k3.
-W33v
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���.7.����[ Mr_Log joins the PHeeR Nation - hatredonalog ]���������������Ĵ
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One day, after school i came home, and went on the internet as
usual. I was browsing around some neato burrito phreaking sites
when i came accross the pheer nation (www.pheer-nation.com) and i
was amazed at what i saw... STSP (Smell Transfer Signal Protocol),
the UNST pr0ject and GibOS hacking. It was all new to me, so i
stayed up all night and read everything they had to offer.. i was
just amazed. I knew what i had to do.. become part of the pheer
nation. i knew it wouldn't be an easy thing to do, because all
only the best hackers get into it. I started off by emailing
Phil Mates.. he told me that i had to goto a 2600 meeting and tell
them i wanted in, and i would be initiated. I knew i would have
to be elite, but i didn't give up all hope.
When I got to the 2600 meeting I saw 12 kids that were all older
than me standing around chatting, so i walked up and started to
mingle... then after about 10 minutes, i told them that I wanted into
the PHeeR nation. They told me to come with them, and they took me
to an abandoned warehouse and proceeded to assrape me (all of them!).
I woke up in the morning laying in my backyard.. my anus was very sore
indeed. I shoved some toilet paper in my underpants for the bleeding
and just tried to ignore the pain. I went and ate some fruit loops, and
found a note on my table from the pheer nation.. it read:
"31337 hax0r:
You are now in the pheer nation, you will be provided with a
pheer-nation.com shell account and access to private warez ftp.
The key for #pheer-nation is assrape, and don't forget it, otherwise
you won't be able to irc with the rest of us! have phun...
- Phil Mates "
I was so amazed, I went and turned on my computer immediately.. i fired
up mIRC and went onto DALnet and joined the elite #pheer-nation... it was
one of my greatest moments. I went to the private warez ftp and was
stunned.. win98, MS OFFICE '97 professional, Adobe Photo Paint... it had
everything. I went into my newsgroup reader and changed my .sig file.. i
added that i was an elite member of the pheer nation. then i posted to
alt.phreaking about how i blotto boxed my town twice. I felt soooo elite
i decided to look at some pr0n.. asian bondage and facials. I whacked off
and had a j0lly ol' time. Then i turned my computer off and went to sleep.
Tommorow was busy.. i was going to install Gibson OS on my computer and
make it super-secure.. so no one could ever hack me.
-hatredonalog
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���.x.�������[ Editorial - hatredonalog ]��������������������������������Ĵ
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I have a few things to get off my back. Here it goes...
You know what i really hate, is people who know they don't know
their shit and still try and school people on the iRC, Usenet,
or any other medium. These same people put up phreaking sites
full of texts that they haven't even read, or worse put up a copy
of "the anarchist's cookbook" and encourage *more* people to
blow the crap out of themselves. These people do it so that they
can feel good about themselves, cause they're a hacker!
If people openly admit they they don't know what they're talking
about and say, ask specific questions such as "What is AMA?" then
they might be able to helped. But if they just say "teach me to
phreak." they aren't going to get anywhere.
-hatredonalog
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� DPP will be on again on at the same p1mp time on the same p1mp channel �
� We return you now to your regular schedualed veiwing. �
� Have a problem with us? do we suck? tell us! �
� Want to write for us? Send us something! We'll probably publish it! �
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� information in this issue is property of digital phreak p1mps, period. �
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