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::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Nov/98 ::: The Discordant Opposition Journal ::: Issue 0 - File 10::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :Conclusion: We've picked ourselves up off the ground and dusted ourselves off, the next issue is already shaping up well, we'll be unveiling the results of our insane competitions. Details of new sections will be in the next issue as well as various other exciting things. These will include a Review of the upcoming Mitnick Movie - 'TakeDown', 'Eluding Unix Authentication' and an interview with other notorious underground figures. Now, announcing two DoJ competitions, 'Cheesy ASCII Art' and 'Stalk the Staff'. The ASCII Art competition was inspired by Rue asking his friend bedlam if he wanted to do a little ASCII map for people going to the Dublin 2600 meeting (the answer is unprintable). For the Art competition we're looking for dodgy art of a purely ASCII nature, self portraits, maps, sexual innuendo, anything remotely ASCII like really. The best selection (or anything we get if it comes down to it) will be published in either next issue or at our convenience. The winner receives a free lifetime subscription to the DoJ and the respect an admiration of everyone for his elite ASCII skillz. Send your ASCII submissions to ascii@Rue-the-Day.net and we'll laugh hideously at your vague attempts... 'Stalk the Staff' is inspired by various people we know and the maniacs who shamelessly harass them online (and from personal experiences of one of the editors). By the way, we mean 'maniacs' in the nicest possible way. For the stalking competition we're basically looking for all you people out there that get off on disturbing minor underground celebrities, like ourselves, to send us emails of your insane (inane?) rants and raves. We're also looking for amusing stalker stories from anyone who has them. If you really want to send decapitated soft toys with 'Rue' written on them or whatever then take a photo instead as we aren't big into snail mail. All submissions welcomed, get stalking people! Send the submissions to stalkers@Rue-the-Day.net and you'll never hear from us again... Well, there you have it. The first issue of The DoJ. Be sure to look out for future issues as they are on their way. But to make sure we get there, we need your help. Fiction, articles, poetry, stories, fact, rumour, advice and even letters will all help get the nest issue out. Rue and myself wrote a lot for this issue, but in the future we hope to be able to leave most of it in your hands. Submit anything remotely underground that you might have. Underground instructions, warning, tales or whatever else you have. This issue wouldn't have been possible without the help of ethercat for the site, rOTTEN for the art, Digital Avatar and Kleptic for their submissions. Thank you and also if you have an underground site or newsletter worth a mention than contact us. You can mail the DoJ at discordia@Rue-the-Day.net and we will reply as soon as possible. Nothing more really to be said, hope you enjoyed Issue 0 and got something from it. Preferably not contageous. The following cultural content helped inspire us; The Dead Kennedys, Placebo, Scraping Foetus off The Wheel, A Tribe Called Quest, The Smashing Pumpkins, La Haine, Albino Alligator and Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. Thanks and cya next time... And remember not to eat those big white mints ! Hail Discordia ! Cronus and Rue-the-Day Editors