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DESPARADODO ADIX UNYTEEE!!!!!!!!!!
NTHIS NUMBER IS ISSUE SEVVN!!!!!!
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FIRST I WIWOULD LIKE 2 TAHK ALL U pppl who hve surported us fromd ay 1
witout u we wouoldn't be here 4 so long.........
OK ONE WITH THEHEE HEHEHEHEEHEH I AMSS SO HIGH FROGET THE INTRO???
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would u slike to no what i ddidd 2 get so hi???? iw itll tell u!!
OKAY THEIS IS WHAT I DDI
hahahahaahahah I SMOKED SCCOTCH TAPE I STOLEE PHROM THE 1$ STRORE!!!!!!!1
THIS IS HOW ID DID IT:::::
1) ROOL IT UP INTTO A LITTLE BALL OFGF TAPEE (HEHE ITS TAPE REMBNBER?_)
NUBBMER 2 IS TO MAKEE SURE TITS HAHA IS TYPED TITS
NO
THIS ISTHT ABOUT TITS WE R ONLY 12!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKY 2) NUMBER 2 IS TO MAKE ESURE ITS NOTT ELECTRNIC TAPE ORR ELSE IT
WILL NOT WORK (SKTOCH TAPE HAS A SEKRET INBGREDINT)...
3) PUTT IT IN A PIPE ROR BOWLA ND LIGHTT IT UP ADN SMOKE ITT!!!!!11
ALTERNATETEIVE::::
U CAN ALSO PUTSDCOTTRCH TAPE ON A DC CIGARRETTE AND SOKKE THE CIG
THE ONLY
TJHING IS IT IS AHRD FOR UZ 12 ERYRA OLDS TO GET CIGS SO THISZ ALERNATVEI
WAY 2 2 2 DO ITT IS HARDER?!!!!!?!?
N E WAYW AF53R YOU SMOKETT THE TSCOTCH TAPE U WILL FI5RST THROW UP 4 A
LITTEL WHILE BUT AFTRER YOU R DONE THROWINGG UP JSUT RELCXAS FOR A LITTLE
BIT U WILL THINK U HAVE A RELDL BAD HEAXDA CHE BUT UR NOT UR HIHGH OK???
okayt ehat is all for now thiz IS pud SIGNBIGN off!!!!!
(c) DESPARATE ADDICTS UNITE! - a dto prodccction hehehe
pud! and sickboy!
04/28/97