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b l i s t e r s - o n - m y - b u t t
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issue 010 - "top 10 things to do while writing a colleg
e paper" by BELIAL, LORD OF DOOM
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contact: http://www.alt164.com/bomb or bomb@alt164.com
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10 - watch television in a different room.
9 - make a lot of trips to the kitchen for snacks and drinks and
anything else that you can think of to leave the room.
8 - sort mp3s.
7 - chat on irc.
6 - surf the web!
5 - dance naked under the moon while holding a rubber chicken and
chanting, "i'll do anything... to make you come!"
4 - alt-tab every second between windows processes.
3 - play blast zorak!
(http://www.CartoonNetwork.com/spaceghost/games.html)
2 - run around the house screaming, "where's my butt?! where's my
butt?!"
1 - make a top ten list of things to do while writing a paper!
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(c) jesus was a wanker press, 1998, biznatch.
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