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b l i s t e r s - o n - m y - b u t t
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issue 007 - "silly computer terms that can be used as
euphemisms for sex." by edicius
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contact: http://www.alt164.com/bomb or bomb@alt164.com
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here's a list of common computer terms and phrases that
can be really funny if you think about them in relation
to "scoring".
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"yeah, i designed her webpage!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, i hacked root for four hours!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, i shook her monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, i exploited the pine sendmail bug on her!!!!!"
"yeah, i accessed her network!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, i saved the princess in super mario brothers!!!!!!!"
"yeah, i colored her ansi!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, word!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, she gave me +o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, mass deop my channel, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, i installed her freebsd server!!!!!!"
"yeah, i upgraded her memory!!!!!!"
"yeah, i installed her external zip drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, i formatted her drives!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, i ran her spellchecker!!!!!"
"yeah, fuck, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah, this is fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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(c) jesus was a wanker press, 1998, biznatch.
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