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' anada "We Are Pantera Fans In Love" 08 jan '
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morbid angel
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you rule because you put pentagrams on yr cds
i like that song 'where the slime live'
the singer dood uses that weird vocal effect
and it has that fucking awesome guitar solo too
oh
and it kinda rawks too
emperor
*******
sometimes
you guys play so fucking loud
that i cant hear the vocals
like during that song
'ye entrancemperium'
its all fast and shit though
and it rules too
cannibal corpse
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you use the word cunt alot
and you have scarey artwork
mutilation
is
awesome
cradle of filth
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you guys are silly looking
you have corpse paint and spikey wristbands
the singer dood rules
these guys like to say cunt alot too
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
anal cunt
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cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
circle of dead children
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you guys have you logo written in heavy metal font
which autmatically makes you rule
and you have a kick ass name
grrrrrrooooaaaarrr!!!!!
opeth
*****
you like to play yr acoustic guitars in the forest
and then play yr electric guitars in the snow
metallica
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why do you suck so badly now?
just play 'fade to black' and shut the fuck up
slayer
******
i dont really like you
but you put pentagrams on yr cds
so, uh, yeah.
motley crue
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you guys have sex with lots of groupies
you have lots of stds
and made sucky songs
die vince neil
die tommy lee
and die you two other bitches whos name i dont know
iron maiden
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you guys are okay
until that dood starts singing
he sucks
king diamond/mercyful fate
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that song king diamond sang
'no presents for christmas'
is a fucking brillant piece of songwriting
get it from napster
or die
the unholy
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its a good thing
that not many other people have heard yr song 'the pact'
you are the gayest band i have ever heard
satyricon
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if yr like from norway or whatever
do you have to wear corpsepaint
and spikey wristbands
and praise odin and junk?
are you guys even from norway?
just wondering
im tired
morbid angel part 2
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a
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listens to opera
megadeth
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you have always sucked
and always will
how could someone get kicked out of metallica
for being a drunk?
ac/dc
*****
you would think
that when yr shitty ass singer died
youd get one that could actually sing
old mans child
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maybe you should stop improvising yr lyrics
and learn how to speak english
fargin swedes
you do wear armour though
thats kinda cool
at the gates
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i used to hate you
but then again i used to listen to swing music
pantera
*******
phil anselmo
you should not sing about disliking homosexuals on anal cunt cds
when you are a homosexual
who had butt sex with trent reznor
its just not right
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` anada255 by Alek (c) 2001 anada e'zine `