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anada "Yuppie Company" #
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I realize that I have accepted a job at a yuppie company. The kind
of company that leaves out the important details that would have prevented
you from accepting the position. For example, telling you that you will
have to answer the phones during lunch hours (which is fine) but not telling
you that there would be a class kid (Retard) walking down the hall, and
grabbing his crotch every time you answer the phone. Of course you can't be
improper on the phone therefore you can't laugh. This is the cruelest form
of torture! The companies that tell you that you can wear whatever you want
because there's no dress code. But when you come in with your baggy pants
and band T-shirt they pick on you until you feel so self conscious that you
scurry around to find a sweater to put on over it. The company that went to
every college and took the kewl Kakhi wearing kids and said hey, you wanna
work? Everyday I have the urge to ask everyone how their shot for the gap
commercial went this morning, and waiting for them to start singing and
dancing! The kind of company that you just want to stick your ass in
someone's office and fart, just because it would totally wreak of
awesomeness. Grrrrrrrrr, being an adult sucks!
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