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A "In Honor Of 2 Crazy 4 U" aNAda #35 A
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A by Phairgirl 03/30/00 A
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Private message from #6: 2 crazy 4 u (@proxy-112.iap.bryant.webtv.net)
HI...STATS?? 'LMAO'
<me> hey there hottie are ya lookin for some cybersex? *LOL* i'm a sexy
gorgeous 13 year old :)
Private message from #6: 2 crazy 4 u (@proxy-112.iap.bryant.webtv.net)
MMMMM HELLOOO, 13 EH?....OK HERE IS THE DEAL U SWEET YOUNG THING U.....
IF U GOTS SOME COTTEN CANDY GROWIN DOWN BETWEEN THE LEGS...I WILL GIVE
U A ROCKET TO RIDE ON 'LMAO'
<me> ahhh but just be careful not to pop the herpy blisters... when daddy
does it stings a little...
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2 Crazy's illustrious career in Infinity Chat, a cheap cgi web-based
chat, began with his WebTV and his handle, GOD OF FUCK, which got him
instantly banned.
Fuck tact.
Later christened 2 Crazy 4 U, this guy spent all of his time doing
nothing but trying to piss off everyone he came across. I hated him, much
in a way that everyone hates a troller, but in a much more immature way,
because this was an under 20 chat. It was strange watching 2 Crazy morph,
however. Over the course of a few months, he took a liking to a few people,
brought his friends to Infinity, and generally made himself a home. He
turned out not only to be a pretty decent guy, but also the main reason to
come into chat night after night. He was also one of the oldest chatters --
at the time, he was 23.
Eventually, as what happens to many people, 2 Crazy just kind of
faded away. He had been damaged by cyber-dating, the internet's luster wore
thin, and the fun just stopped happening. It was getting a little too much
like real life. And real life is no more fun in an under-20 chat than it is
right outside your front door.
During the year or so of fun that 2 Crazy 4 U was an active
centerpiece, he managed to have a hand in a couple of website projects, and
with a little assistance, began a web diary that has all but been forgotten
by everyone but me. I feel a civic duty to keep it alive, because 2 Crazy
has no idea what kind of impact he's had. He doesn't realize that every
day, people ask me and any other oldschool Infinity chatter that they can
find for his e-mail address. His WebTV account is long since dead and gone,
although his ancient, pathetic Angelfire web diary still stands.
But I just can't let him go and die. After you read the web diary,
you probably will wish I did let him go and live the rest of his life in
peace, let him forget about the stupidity he published so long ago, and
forget about a pathetic groupie like me. Heh. But hey, if this doesn't
bring him out of the woodwork, nothing will, and at least I can say that I
tried.
2 Crazy, if you're not dead, we miss you. You live on, my wonderful
pet ferret and partner in crime.
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MY FUCKED UP DAILY LIFE
ALRIGHT THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE A DAILY OR CLOSE TO DAILY DEPENDING ON HOW
DAMN LAZY I GET..JOURNAL OF MY THOUGHTS AND OUTLOOKS AND MESSED UP OPINIONS
ON LIFE SO IN OTHERWORDS THIS IS GONNA BE ONE WILD AND BUMPY RIDE SO BUCKLE
UP AND HANG ON TIGHT!!!....
SEPTEMBER 16, 1997-FIRST POST
WELL HERE IT IS MY FIRST POST AND I AM ALREADY OUT OF THINGS TO SAY THIS
AINT A GOOD SIGN...
DID U EVER WONDER WHO THE MASTERMIND WAS BEHIND THE STRIPES ON SOCKS??
I HAVE HAD A HEADACHE FOR 4 DAMN DAYS STRAIGHT DAYS NOW...AND HEY I DONT
EVEN GET PMS I AM A GUY WHAT IS GOIN ON HERE??
IF MR BURGER KING AND MRS RONALD MCDONALD LIKE UM GOT IT ON WOULD IT BE A
WHOPPER THAT POPPED OUT OR A BIG MAC???
WELL TODAY IS TUESDAY AND GOD DAMN I LEFT THE HOUSE TODAY!!! AND SOME OF U
OUT THERE SAID I DONT HAVE A LIFE?? HA HA TO BAD!!..WHO KNOWS MAYBE TOMORROW
I WILL LEAVE THE HOUSE TOO!!!
SEPTEMBER 17,1997
YES I AM LEAVING THE HOUSE TODAY...NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY.....
I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE...THIS IS GETTING TO PISS ME OFF BIG TIME...
WELL ACTUALLY I GOT UP TO EARLY TODAY AND HAVE NOTHIN ELSE TO WRITE SO I AM
GONNA GO NOW AND NOT TAKE UP ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME
I LIED!! I AM STILL WRITING
HEARD A RUMOR TODAY THAT THE ONLY REASON MAYOR MCCHEESE IS MAYOR IS THAT HE
DID SEXUAL FAVORS FOR ALL OF RONALDS FRIENDS IN EXHCANGE FOR VOTES.....
FINALLY...WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO PUT A PISS HOLE IN MENS UNDERWEAR??
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY USE IT????
SEPTEMBER 18,1997-HAPPY B-DAY WEBTV
DAMN MY MOM BOUGHT THEM GENERIC APPLE JACKS AGAIN!!1 GOD I HATE WHEN SHE
GOES CHEAP ON ME!!! NO ONE CAN DO CEREAL LIKE KELLOGS CAN!!
WHAT THE HELL IS A SNOT ANYWAY??
HERE WE GO AGAIN...THIS IS DAY 4 OF ME HAVING A HEADACHE AND STIFF NECK...
SOMEONE MUST NOT LIKE ME
I AM LIKE GOING TO NYC THIS WEEKEND..THATS GONNA BE SOOOOO COOL!!! GONNA HIT
MSG AND SEE SOME MONDAY NIGHT RAW THEN HIT THE VILLAGE AND UM WELL HOPE I
DONT GET MUGGED IN THAT DAMN CITY IN THE PROCESS
I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY...." WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE??....CAUSE IT
SCARES THE HELL OUT OF THE SEEING EYE DOGS!!" HEY I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
FINALLY.....WHO THE HELLS IDEA WAS IT FOR THEM BAGS IN THE BOXES OF CEREAL??
I AM SO DAMN EXUASTED JUST TRYING TO OPEN THE DAMN BAG I AM TO TIRED TO EAT
AFTERWARDS.....
SEPTEMBER 19, 1997-A GUESTBOOK?!?!?
YES I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE AND STIFF NECK....
A GUESTBOOK?? YEP I GOTS A GUESTBOOK NOW!!! SO YA KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS..MY
GUESTBOOK BOYCOTT IS NOW OVER SO STEP ON IN AND SIGN MINE BELOW AND I WILL
FINALLY SIGN YOURS!!!!!!!!
DONT YA JUST HATE PEOPLE WITH DIRTY FEET??
QUOTE OF THE WEEK "AS SOON AS THEY IDIOT PROOF THE WORLD A BETTER IDIOT WILL
COME ALONG"
FINALLY....WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS CRYSTAL PEPSI ANYWAY???....
SEPTEMBER 20, 1997
THE HEADACHE AND STIFF NECK CONITNUES..........
I WATCHED RETURN OF THE JEDI LAST NIGHT...AND I WILL ADMIT WHEN THE PRINCESS
LAIA BIKINI SCENE CAME ON I PAUSED IT AND RUBBED ONE OUT.....
ONE MORE DAY TILL MY BIG 3 DAY VACATION!!!...
WELL MY HEAD HURTS AND SINCE I GOT YOU ALREADY COUNTED ON MY COUNTER I AM
GONNA STOP WRITING NOW....
FINALLY......WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MCD.L.T. ANYWAY???
SEPTEMBER 21, 1997
UM I AINT REALLY HEAR TODAY SO LETS LIKE PRETEND THIS DAY DONT EXICST......
SEPTEMBER 22, 1997
HEY HEY HEY I AM IN NYC AND I AM GONNA BE ON NATIONAL TV ON THE USA NETWORK
AS I AM ON MY WAY TO THE MADISON SQUARE GUARDEN TO SEE MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!
....OH YA MY NECK IS STILL STIFF AND I DO STILL HAVE THAT DAMN
HEADACHE!!!!!!
SEPTEMBER 23, 1997
HELLO HELLO AGAIN!! YES THIS CRAZY DUDE IS HOME FROM MY TRIP!! AND YEP I
STILL HAVE A HEADACHE AND STIFF NECK....I AM STARTIN TO GET WORRIED ABOUT
THIS THING 'L'
OK HERE IS THE DEAL I NEED U TO COME TO THIS PAGE EACH AND EVERY DAY AND
READ MY USELESS RAMBLINGS...MY COUNTER AINT GOIN AS FAST AS I WANT IT TOO
AND BESIDES IF WE GET THIS COUNTER UP HIGH, I CAN GET LIKE FREE PASSWORDS TO
PORNO AND STUFF BY PUTTING BANNERS ON HERE!!! WOULDNT THAT BE COOL?? SO DAMN
IT GET CRACKING AND KEEP COMIN BACK!!!!!
IF I GOT LIKE LAID IN A DREAM AND IF FELT LIKE REALLY GOOD WOULD THAT LIKE
COUNT FOR REAL?? HEY AFTER ALL ITS THE WAY IT FEELS THAT COUNTS RIGHT???
FINALLY.....DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY USE ALGEBRA ANYWAY???
SEPTEMBER 24, 1997
YEP I SEEN THE DOC ABOUT MY NECK AND HEAD AND OF COURSE HE LOOKED AT IT GAVE
ME SOME PAIN KILLERS SAID CALL ME IN A WEEK AND THEN TOOK MY DAMN MONEY.....
I OWE THIS CLASSIC LINE TO MY CHAT BROTHA MARLEY..."IF IT TASTES LIKE
CHICKEN KEEP ON LICKIN IF IT SMELLS LIKE TROUT GET THE HELL OUT!!!...
I WAS LIKE RUBBING ONE OUT LAST NIGHT AND WAS THINKING ABOUT REJECTIONS AND
THE TOTAL REJECTION WOULD BE IF YOUR HAND REJECTED U....
I AM GONNA TAKE A MOMENT TO GO ON A RANT HERE...CHATROOMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
PLACES TO GO AND TALK TO PEOPLE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME..SOMETIMES IT DONT WORK
OUT THAT WAY....I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE A SECOND AND REMIND EACH AND
EVERYONE OF U THAT THE PERSON U ARE TALKING TO IS MADE OF FLESH AND BONE
JUST LIKE U AND TO BE CAREFULL IN WHAT U SAY AND SO WITH THEM CAUSE NOBODY
EVER WANTS TO BE HURT AND WE ALL TOO QUICKLY FORGET THAT SOMETIMES....
FINALLY....WHY THE HELL IS IT ALWAYS ME THAT ENDS UP ON THE TOILET WHEN THE
TOILET PAPER RUNS OUT????
SEPTEMBER 25, 1997-THE GUESTBOOK IS BACK!!!
YES U READ CORRECT!! MY GUESTBOOK IS WORKIN AGAIN!!! 'HINT HINT'
YEP STILL HAVE THE STIFF NECK AND HEADACHE ENOUGH ABUT THAT.......
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WAY..LIVE ER TONIGHT...WHY THE HELL AM I PLUGGING THIS
SHOW FOR ANYWAY?..
I HAVE TO MAKE THIS NEXT STATEMENT WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE..EARLIER TODAY A
VERY BIG PART OF MY LIFE WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME...I THINK BACK TO ALL THE
GREAT YEARS WE HAD TOGETHER AND THIS TRAGEDY MAKES ME FEEL THAT MUCH WORSE
BUT NO MATTER WHAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A WARM SPOT IN MY HEART..'STARTS TO
CRY'...I AM SAD TO REPORT....I SOLD MY SONY PLAYSTATION........
FINALLY....WHAT THE HELL ARE THE PURPOSE OF EYEBROWS????
SEPTEMBER 26, 1997
WHY IS IT THAT THEM PEOPLE IN MOVIES DONT HAVE TO LIKE TAKE A MAJOR DUMP IN
THE IMPORTANT SCENES???
THE STIFF NECK AND HEADACHE BATTLE CONTINUES...
IF U HAVE REALLY GOOD CYBERSEX AND YOUR PARTNER WAS LYING AND TURNS OUT TO
BE THE SAME SEX AS U...AND U LIKE REALLY ENJOYED THE SEX THOUGH..DOES THAT
LIKE MAKE U A BI-CYBER-SEXUAL???
ITS FRIDAY!!! SO WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOIN IN A CHAT ROOM???
FINALLY...IS IT ME OR TS THE GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME EXTRA SOFT
TOILET PAPER??
OCTOBER 2, 1997!!!
YES YES YES I AM BACK!!! SO HIDE YOUR VALUABLES THIS CRAZY DUDE IS UPDATING
AGAIN.....
WHERE THE HELL DOES TOE JAM COME FROM???
NO MORE STIFF NECKS OR HEADACHES!!!!!! I AM BACK TO 100%
IF U WERE A PORNO STAR AND U LIKE GOT SOMEONE BANGED UP...WOULD THE KID BE
LIKE A TAX WRITE OFF???
WHY ARE YOUR FEET SO DAMN UGLY???? MINE SURE ARENT
WHY THE FUCK DO GROCERY STORES HAVE 15 CHECKOUTS AND ONLY 2 ARE EVER
OPEN?????
WHY DO YOUR FARTS SMELL SO DAMN BAD????
FINALLY.....WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAMN HANDICAP SPOTS AT SHOPPING MALLS?? IF
U ARE SO DAMN HANDICAPPED U CANT WALK FROM YOUR CAR TO THE DAMN MALL HOW IN
THE WORLD CAN U WALK THE MALL??
OCTOBER 8, 1997
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT AND SAY I AM GONNA MISS BRIAN PILLMAN MAY
HE REST IN PEACE.......
YES I AM SINGLE AGAIN.........
NO MATTER WHAT U DO THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE WHO DONT LIKE YOUR
DECISIONS........
2CRAZY DIES..........ITS OFFICIAL I HAVE KILLED 2CRAZY.....I AM CHANGING MY
HANDLE...BUT I HAVE NOT COME UP WITH A NEW HANDLE YET ALTHOUGH MY FAV IDEA
IS 'SUMMER SCHISSEL' 'LOL'....BUT UNTIL I HAVE A NEW HANDLE I WILL BE USING
'T.C.F.K.A.2C'(THE CHATTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS 2CRAZY)......IF U HAVE ANY
HANDLE SUGGESTIONS PLEASE TELL ME...
WHAT MAKES TOM CRUISE SO SPECIAL THAT PEOPLE WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH AND NOT
MINE??? HE HAS A MEANINGLESS WORTHLESS JOB MEANWHILE I AM HELPING TO PROTECT
OUR CROUNTRIES WELL BEING? GO FIGURE 'LOL'
WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BETWEEN GOERGE JETTSON AND FRED FLINTSTONE???
WHEN I WAS LITTLE (OK I AM LYING I STILL DO) GET A LITTLE BONER WHENEVER I
SEE JEM!!!! 'L' GOD I LOVED THAT CARTOON....I DONT BELEIVE I JUST WROTE THAT
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS TOE NAILS ARE TASTY??? COME ONE DONT LIE U KOW
U LIKE EM TOO
FINALLY.....WHOS BRIGHT IDEA WAS THE WATER PROOF WALK MAN ANYWAY???
OCTOBER 9, 1997
IF U LOVE SOMEONE DO U GO AFTER THEM NO MATTER WHAT THE REPRUCUSIONS??
HEY I AM SINGLE AND ARE U?? WHY DONT WE GET DOWN AND PLAY ABIT AND SEE WHERE
IT GOES.......
WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BEWTEEN BARNEY AND BIG BIRD??
I THINK I DECIDED I AM GONNA SIT BACK AND WIN THE LOTTERY EVEN THOUGH I
PROBABLY HAVE AS GOOD A CHANCE TO WIN THE LOTTERY AS A ONE LEGGED MAN IN A
ASS KICKING CONTEST...
I AM STILL LOOKIN FOR A NEW HANDLE....
I MAKE A KILLER PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWITCH AND I KNOW U ARE DAMN
JEALOUS!!!!
YESTERDAY I PARKED IN A METER PARKING SPOT AND PUT NO MONEY IN THE
METER.......SHHHHHH I AM A REBEL NOW!! U CANT STOP ME!!!
FINALLY.....HOW COME EVERYTIME I GO TO A SODA MACHINE WITH A DOLLAR BILL IT
SAYS EXACT CHANGE ONLY??
OCTOBER 10, 1997
WENT TO A I.C.P. CONCERT LAST NIGHT AND I GOTTA GIVE EM THERE DUE THEY PUT
ON ONE HELL OF A SHOW....
THIS ONE IS FROM POOK......IF A TURTLE LOOSES HIS SHELL IS HE NAKED OR
HOMELESS??
I GOTTA A HEADACHE....OH NO DONT TELL ME A HANG OVER FROM THE DAMN
CONCERT???....
WHO DO YA THINK WAS BETTER IN BED WILMA OR BETTY???..
ON THAT NOTE CAN U IMAGINE FRED AND WILMA ROCKIN THE HOUSE??
FINALLY......HOW THE HELL DOES DIRT GET IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON ANYWAY????
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(Original site posted at http://www.angelfire.com/pa/2crazy69 with
slight edits made in this document because of his horrible HTML skill)
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