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/ \merikan / \_______ __ __ __ _ _ _
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/ \ /unkie
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----[-$tupid Fucking Fla$hlight Cop$-]----
(Eagle Security truck slowly pulls up. As he drives by, he gives me this
stare. I give hime a chance to look away before I begin. He doesnt. Thus,
the badmood I am in....)
<AJ> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT ASSHOLE?
(The jeep slows, eventually coming to slow stop. A short ass man, around 38+
emerges from the vehicle. As he walks up he reaches to his waist, now you KNOW
hes not going for a gun....)
<AJ> Dont even fucking think about shining a bright ass flashlight over here...
(he doesnt.)
<AJ> Is there a fucking problem or something?
<FakeCop> No Sir. We've been having alot of break ins into cars and things,
<AJ> So what, because Im standing outside, and I all of a sudden become a
suspicious person?
<FakeCop> Well, No sir. I...
<AJ> Did Hearell Realty hire you?
<FakeCop> No Sir.
<AJ> Then why are you here?
<FakeCop> Its on my route...
<AJ> Well, whos paying you to be here?
<FakeCop> I dont know, I just....
<AJ> Well then, leave.
(AJ's GF emerges from the apartment. She sees the security guard...)
<Lynn> Is there a problem?
<FakeCop> No,
<AJ> Even if there was, what were you gonna do? Call the police... Someone
WITH some authority... JackAss?
<AJ> Is there anything else?
<FakeCop> Uhm,
<AJ> Im going inside. I hate security guards.
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