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------------------------------------------------------------------------- Addendum URL: http://www.adden.tr.cx/ Issue# 71 : I'm not worried at all 18th June 2002 Author: Steak ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walk over to the table, Turn on kettle. Switch off kettle, fill with water, turn on kettle, wait, put coffee in cup, put sugar in cup, burn hand on kettle, pour water into cup, burn hand on water, pour milk in cup, discover milk is a little off, and that the spoon is sticky from the last time I made coffee, the coffee sticks to the spoon, and so does the sugar, get coffee in the sugar pot, drink coffee, feel ill, burn lip. I'm not worried at all. Find file, download file, wait 3 hours for download open download, download corrupt, find download again, re-download, file still corrupt, find file somewhere else, download nowhere to be found, download from original site, download corrupt, burn lip on coffee I'm not worried at all. 10:30pm, Wednesday, turn TV on, set up video player all ready to go, tennis, no matter, be on soon, get biscuits, new fresh coffee, blanket, all ready. 11:30pm, channel nine regrets to inform me that �Enterprise� will not be shown tonight to make way for the grand-slam-super-duper-we-really-do-show-alot-of- this-just-to-piss-you-off-doesn't-matter-it's-all-the-same- anyway-tennis-tournament. Watch shulutionazwalia vs. jyhumdigadonovitch for a few minuets, realise that I can go to my bathroom and puke up things more interesting. I'm not worried at all. Open bag, read journal, realise that I have millions and millions of pages of homework to do, all due for tomorrow, get angry and stressed. Calm down, open bag again, find I forgot homework book, get angry, don't calm down I'm not worried at all. Sit down to watch movie, place DVD in tray close tray, start watching movie, movie freezes, get angry, windows cannot end real magic play control, restart computer, high mem is testing extended memory.....done, load again, try again, still freezes on same point, fast forward past point, choppy play back, computer seizing up, ctrl+alt+delete, end program, end program, end program, end program, end process, end process, would I like to report this error to Microsoft? I think they have it already, 2000 time's already.. I'm not worried at all. Get on old 486 to try and calm my tethered nerves, decided to install a nice stable copy of windows 3.11, to remind me of days gone by ehen stable easy to use OS's were the normal thing to see. Format old computer, install dos 6.22, fine, install windows 3.11 disk 1 fine, 2 fine, 3 fine, 4 fine, 5 fine, 6 fine, 7 fine, 8 fine, 9 corrupt setup cannot continue. brake old computer and disks I'm not worried at all. The moral of the story, don't be like me, don't worry ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Addendum (C) Steak June 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------