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    Volume 1      ~oo~      Issue 14      ~oo~      February/ March     2016

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     ___________________________            __________________________________
    /                          /|         ,'                                  ',
   /    TABLE OF CONTENTS     /||         |    ~~ L i B e R t O r I a N ~~     |
  /__________________________/||/         {  -- Volume 1   ---   Issue 14 --   }
  |||                        |||          {       February/ March, 2016        }
  ||/ It's a table!  Get it? ||/          {                                    }
                                          { A Publication of Synonymous 1.     }
ACQUIRING RELAY..........3 YET AGAIN      { Published February, 2016.          }
                                          {                                    }
LETTERS TO LIBERTORIAN.......4 AGAIN      {                 --                 }
                                          {                                    }
DEEP WEB SITE OF THE DAY......Also 4      { LiberTORian is published on an     }
FREESPeech                                { irregular basis.                   }
                                          {                                    }
ARTICLE............................5      { N(c), 2016.  Readers are welcome,  }
It's a Recession, And This Time It's      { actually encouraged, to copy and   }
Official                                  { distribute this text by any means  }
                                          { possible, preferably by photocopy- }
FEATURE............................6      { ing.                               }
Wolf in the Fold: Catholic Priest         {                                    }
Peddles Marxism                           {                                    }
                                          { LIBERTORIAN HAS A DEEP WEB SITE:   }
GUEST POST........................10      { http://xsold3pvbxt4xblv.onion      }
The Consumer Reports Effect               {                                    }
By Empty Turret                           { (Thanks to an Onionland user.      }
                                          { The views expressed in LiberTORian }
FEATURE...........................11      { aren't necessarily those of the    }
Cryptology for Dummies, Part 1            { webmaster.  That's fine with us    }
                                          { libertarians.                      }
BLURB.............................14      {                                    }
Some Questions Shouldn't Be Asked         {                                    }
                                          { CORRESPONDENCE:                    }
BY THE NUMBERS....................14      { synonymous@ruggedinbox.com         }
The Iowa Caucus                           {                                    }
                                          { Send submission & letters to       }
BLURB.............................15      { LiberTORian at the above address.  }
Comcast vs Internet Privacy               {                                    }
                                          {                                    }
A Tale of Two Tweets..............15      { DONATE TO LIBERTORIAN:             }
Hypocrisy from NARAL that would be        { 12yfpaKCHL7XCdWGiM8x9nuaBw1TbW1q2s }
funny if it wasn't so pathetic            {               Even a millibitcoin! }
                                          {                         (.001 BTC) }
FEATURE............................16     {                                    }
The Pledge of Allegiance: Its History     {                                    }
and Significance                          {          DON'T HURT PEOPLE         }
                                          {     AND DON'T TAKE THEIR STUFF.    }
ARTICLE............................20      '-________________________________-'
Changes in Individual Liberty
Aren't Always for the Worse
                                           
CLASSIC .TXT FILE OF THE DAY.......21      FEATURE............................27
realpez.oct                                Tales of ISIS, Part 1
                                           
EXTRANEOUS 1 and EXTRANEOUS 2......26      PRINT & POST POSTER................31
Jeb Bush and Bernie Sanders                Ted Cruz, topic of DNS Lookup Failed
                                           
                                           D.N.S. Lookup Failed...............32



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  A C Q U I R I N G      R E L A Y             > }  - by Synonymous 1 -  { <

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There are times where I go into a           up to you.  By submitting guest post
creative lull.  Now is one of those         articles, you're making the publica-
times, and production of LiberTORian        tion yours.  Of course, you can also
slowed.  By this time, we expected          be fine leaving me to keep writing
more contributions from readers too.        incessantly.  I don't know why I
In case you don't know what we're           continue to write.  There is some-
looking for, we would like"                 thing beyond myself that guides me.
                                            What or why, I'm not sure.  But I
o Articles on individual liberty            think that there is a Dear Reader 
o Historic stories that relate to           to whom one of these articles in one
  today                                     of these issues is important.  Or
o Current analysis & commentary from        maybe it's something completely 
  a libertarian perspective                 different.  I don't know.  But there
o Speculative fiction with thematic         are times I'm writing even when I am
  content on individual liberty             tired, depressed, or just don't want
o Information on security, both cy-         to.  I'm probably not making sense
  ber and practical                         any more.  I think I just wasted a
o Book and multimedia reviews               quarter of my regular introduction
o ASCII art & comics                        to you on this, and I'm not even 
                                            sure I know what I'm saying!
Naturally, anything advocating stat-
ism is not for this magazine, but           As this goes to the Deep Web, it is
there are so many forums in the deep        fresh in the news that Justice An-
web for you. Plus since it's so chic,       tion Scalia died.  Scalia was one of
such topics are welcomed on clearnet.       the greatest defenders of the Con-
Or, make your own magazine.  You will       stitution in contemporary America.  
be welcomed by socialists and estab-        It's time to remember Scalia, but no
lishment types everywhere.                  time to drop the ball.  This is one
                                            of the casualties of electing sta-
While articles here are on subjects         tists to the Presidency: they have
of my own knowledge: economics, sta-        the chance to destroy the Consti-
tisics, civics, culture, the other          tution through their favorite venue:
writers are keen on politics, history       the courts.  Obama will NEVER allow
and the like, I'm the slowest learner       ANYONE who believes in the Consti-
when it comes to net security and           tution, or freedom, or individual
computer systems.  Most people on Tor       rights, to the high court.  Freedom
are probably laughing behind my back!       loving people everywhere must de-
"What a dweeb!  He doesn't know the         velop a strategy to stall ANY new
difference between a microchip and a        justice until Obama is out of power.
potato chip!"  Just kidding; I do.  A
potato chip tastes better.                  The senate controls the vote for Su-
                                            preme Court justice.  We must rally
The point being: if you can help com-       to convince them to do what's right.
puter unfriendly people like me stay        Libertarians oppose forcing anyone
anonymous & safe, this magazine can         from doing anything, but paradoxic-
help others do the same, and they can       ally, sometimes it is the libertar-
help others, and so on.  You know,          ian duty to act in order to preserve
"The Ripple Effect."                        the rights of libertarianism, so we
                                            we may enjoy freedoms before they
What direction the magazine takes is        are stolen!  Enjoy issue 14!   ((L))



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Dear LiberTORian,                           FREESPeech is a ten-letter word that
                                            is 40% Es.  Interesting.  It's named
Why do you hate gays?                       for the first six letters of its URL
                                            "freesp"; hence the capital FREESP.
                           Anonymous
                                            Just an observation; & now the real
DEAR ANONYMOUS,                             substance:

I don't.  And I won't apologize for         FREESPeech is a new arrival to Onion
providing honest criticism.                 land, and it was down so early in 
                                            its life that it appeared down for
                 **                         good, and was almost excluded from
                                            this issue.  But it's back and here
Subject: Ascii Art                          it is for you to visit.

[Pornographic art omitted]                  FREESPeech is a paste-bin type site
                                            but posts are thread posts where
                           Anonymous        Onion users can reply.  It's intent
                                            is unrestricted, open discussion of
On Galaxy 2, we requested ASCII art         anything.  People may just talk or
submissions.  While the image sent          post questions or just read others'
by this reader featured talented            postings, just like a classic BBS
work, it isn't what we're looking           system.
for.  Art can't be returned, as it 
was purged.  Thank you for your             Its format is more visually appeal-
understanding.                              ing than most sites of this type.
                                            The drawbacks are that registration
                 **                         is required and no image files can
                                            be posted- but the latter isn't much
Is there a way to subscribe to your         of a problem to LiberTORian; after 
newsletter? Also, outside of                all, there are no image files in our
donations, is there anyway I can            pages!
help you?
                                            FREESPeech looks like it has the po-
I am a libertarian that supports the        tential to be a First Amendment 
use of the Dark Net to weaken the           friendly site, one that encourages
state.                                      open discussion of anything without
                                            fear of government oppression.  Let
Take Care.                                  us hope it stays around and becomes
(Name withheld)                             a thriving hub of free expression.
                                                                           ((L))
Several things you can do:                  
                                            ************************************
  1) Write for LiberTORian!
  2) Host a mirror site!                     Like this?  Donate to liberTORian!
  3) Share the magazine
  4) Share the .onion site!    ((L))         12yfpaKCHL7XCdWGiM8x9nuaBw1TbW1q2s



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           IT'S OFFICIAL.                       }}} - By Synonymous 1 - {{{
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Hillary Clinton is disconnected from        identified as two economic quarters
reality.  I know I'm captain obvious        of economic slowdown.  For the last
here, so I'll be specific.  At the          two quarters of the phony recovery,
one debate that ended early because         we've officially taken an economic
they all got bored and no one was           downturn... even *without* adjusting
viewing CNN anyway, Hillary Clinton         for inflation.
said, "Barack Obama got us out of
the [2008] recession."  Small prob-         The house of cards is falling, and 
lem: we've been it since 2008.  The         the federal reserve's mistake of
numbers are rigged because the U.S.         increasing interest rates is going 
government doesn't adjust their num-        to bite back.  It was a catch-22 
bers for inflation, which has been          situation anyway: QE 1, 2 and infin-
high.  Once again, the government is        ity meant they removed all other
now saying that inflation is at a 50        possibilities.  And just to let you
year low!  (It's at a 38-year high!)        know, the fed is considering raising
One of the ways Obama lies with the         interest rates again.
inflation number is to stop includ-
ing food and gasoline prices in the         If you have money in the stock mar-
numbers.  This is actually being            ket, get out!  Big money may make
done to deny senior citizens their          out okay, but you'll definitely take
social security checks by lying that        the hit because you're not, to quote
the cost of living didn't increase.         George W. Bush, "too big to fail."
As a libertarian, I don't believe           In the first two weeks of 2016 alone
in social security.  It's not the           3.5 trillion dollars in wealth was
government's job to save us because         lost.  In  the U.S., the loss in the
we decided not to plan for our own          first three weeks was 2 trillion.
future.  I'm trying to make a point         That's with a T.  If you're not math
here but I keep going off the road.         fluent, I'll write it to make the
Sure, if you decide not to count            figure easier to visualize:
the things that most cause the in-
flation, it's easy to make the rate           $2,000,000,000,000.00
low!  It's a double-edged sword.
Obama had no clue the price of oil          The federal reserve, under economic
would drop the way it did.  He's            illiterate Ben Bernake and real life
still probably to figure out how it         tax cheat promoted to entrust our 
happened: Saudi Arabia is increasing        money supply Tim Geithner, just 
production and selling at a loss in         flushed two years of propping up 
a political more on Russia.  As a           Wall Street down the toilet.
result, oil price deflation can't be
factored into their numbers.                I'm not being pessimistic or an 
                                            alarmist.  These are the equations.
The point: when you adjust for in-          This system never worked before, and
flation, we've been in a recession          the government's folly is that this
during the whole Obama presidency.          time doing the same thing would be
                                            different for us.  I'm no investment
One of many bad things about going          adviser or expert, but I understand
into a recession is that you can't          economics enough to suggest that you
know you're in it until you spend a         be wiser with your savings in the
half year in one.  A recession is           days ahead.                    ((L))



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 A Catholic Priest Peddles Marxism in the Name of the Lord (and sometimes not!)
                              ___________________
=============================(_ BY SYNONYMOUS 1 _)==============================

                                    
This article is the result of a con-        ing Marxism.  So they devised a sys-
cerned reader who wrote in, from the        tematic plan to infiltrate religious
great state of New Jersey.  S/he was        from inside, especially the Catholic
Catholic who warned of a priest from        Church; they were the biggest threat
his or her area, and thought that we        to the communists at the time.
should know what is being said.  The
writer wanted to say, as a Catholic,        Marxists got to the priests in South
s/he denounces his written teaching         American nations like Argentina, and
and he doesn't speak for him/ her or        convinced them to extoll the virtues
for other Catholics.  As a Catholic,        of Marxism, only like most statists,
I wanted to investigate it.  It's as        needed to change its name into some-
true as the reports claimed.                thing that sounded much better.  And
                                            so the term "social justice" came to
The priest's name is Father Robert J        life.
Gregorio.  He writes for an official
Catholic magazine for the Diocese of        The teachings of Jesus Christ had to
Camden in Camden NJ.  After visiting        be modified because he never taught,
the web site and reading some of his        "social justice" or giving away your
writings, it was quickly learned his        lives to government, or charity con-
leanings were Marixst-statist.  Many        trolled by the government.  Christ's
of his articles presented a woefully        teachings were perverted and the new
inept and sometimes delusional grasp        doctrines were preached.  The public
on history.  In one of his articles,        was taught Marxist principles as the
for example, he makes this statement        teachings of Christ.  Social Justice
that socialism and fascism are oppo-        is such a deception posing under the
sites.  Since fascism is a *type of*        guise of Catholicism, that even Pope
socialism, this makes no sense.             Francis, a socialist himself, called
                                            social justice as, "from the devil."
He promotes the global warming line,        
and uses the Alinsky tactic of mock-        The person who first wrote to Liber-
ing global warming critics, likening        TORian magazine with this info wrote
them to the Flat Earth Society.  His        that Father Gregorio wrote something
tone is arrogant, condescending, and        about libertarianism, and attached a
bitter.  There's race-baiting, calls        file with one of his columns.  It is
to, "take an agitator for justice to        for that reason we are covering this
lunch" (that means: community organ-        here.  He wrote an article about one
izer), and lots of talk about social        year ago titled, "Libertarianism Has
justice, code word for socialism.           Reached Drastic Excess".

If you don't know the history of so-        This article is fundamentally flawed
cial justice, it is a product of the        from the beginning, plus it exhibits
Soviet Communists.  They had a prob-        thinly-veiled blanket disdain toward
lem with Christians, and mainly, Ro-        any individual with a desire to make
man Catholics, rejecting and resist-        money, a signature Gregorio theme. 



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Let's analyze this article, offering        is to increase the size and power of
running commentary.                         the government and limit opportunity
                                            for people in all classes, under the
  "Liber, libera, liberum are the           guise of helping the poor.
  three genders of the Latin adject-
  ive for free, as in unencumbered,           Libertarianism today means some-
  unrestricted. From them come                thing the opposite of liberal: the
  �liberal� and �libertarian.� Oddly          reducing of government to the van-
  enough, however, these two words            ishing point because every feature
  are opposite in meaning.                    and program for the disadvantaged 
                                              costs taxpayers. So, better to pay
WRONG!  Liberal and conservative are          as little tax as we can get away 
opposites.  Libertarian and populist          with. It has an appealing ring. 
(statist) are opposites.  To see the          Who wants to pay a dime extra in 
difference graphically, refer to the          taxes? Are we better people if we 
"Nolan Chart" article in LiberTORian          are paying a lot of taxes?
Issue 1.
                                            Correcting you again, libertarianism
  The evolution of these derivatives        today means the opposite of STATISM!
  is fascinating. In the 19th cen-          It advocates reducing an out of con-
  tury �liberal� meant what we call         trol government to a point where its
  conservative today, free from             in out lives to do what you even say
  government constraints, as in lib-        is its purpose: to defend the rights
  eral economics, something robber          of the weak against the bully: those
  barons wanted when government did         who hurt people and take their stuff
  what we have government for, re-          because they don't respect the right
  strain the powerful from crushing         of others... including when the bul-
  the powerless.                            ly is the U.S government.

REPEATED WRONG.  In the 19th century,       Also, the scaling back of government
"liberal" meant, "libertarian" in to-       isn't because every program claiming
day's terms.  That's why Libertarian-       to work "for the disadvantaged costs
ism is sometimes dubbed "classic lib-       taxpayers".  It's because these pro-
eralism".  Perusing for hours through       grams are all massive failures, only
Gregorio's works, the "Robber Barons"       increasing the number of poor people
are his go-to historical example used       in America, and creating an economic
every time he wants to demonize every       hardship for the very people all the
profit-seeking venture as corrupt.          programs were purported to help!  If
                                            taking increasingly greater earnings
  Today �liberal� means open-handed-        from people to put in a program that
  ness to the needy, something the          increases the number of poor and the
  needy want when they rely on govern-      poor get even poorer, can you please
  ment to do something else for which       tell me how higher taxes is working?
  we have it: provide for the common        So, to answer your question, "Are we
  good. Reasonable care for the needy       better off people is we are paying a
  includes providing public schools,        lot of taxes?"
  an armed force, and more. The argu-
  ment always is what really does the       No.
  community need.
                                            Skipping half of the next paragraph,
I don't know where to begin.  Liberal       he goes on to say about libertarian-
doesn't mean anything of the sort to-       ism:
day!  Liberal means limiting economic
freedom.  Liberalism isn't about help         I contend that libertarianism has 
for the needy at all.  Liberals could         reached drastic excess in the pub-
not care less about the poor; rather,         lic mind. The inmates have taken 
their reason to curb economic freedom         over the asylum. The children have



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    ,. ':,lo.  .... .;:cddxxxodOO:  .':xWWK0XNXKOkkkkxxxloxxdxkkxdool::okOk.    
    .'.    ..        ....,collcdd. ..,cd0NOkO0KKOxdoodxxllollkkxdooxxddddk,     
     ..     ..      ....,;;;'';:..  .;coox0OdddxxxkxxxxdccolooooodloOXKOdc      
      ..,:.. ......  ..'''',;;'.    .':ccccdddkkxdxxkkkkkdc;:clloooldOOkx.      
       .;d'     .....'',,,,'....    ..,:codxkkxdooollllllc:::clloolllxdxd.      
        .,..        ......,:;'....  ..':lolcd0XKkdc:cccccllcclloddoooxdd;       
        .,..         ..':odc,'..... .'':oddxxkOKXKkocccllllllooddddoood:        
        .....       ..;cdd;.'';:;,'.':lx0KK0kxxx0K0kolloollloodxdddolco.        
         ...........';col;......',;cok0Oxdllloxxk00kdoooooooodxxxddolc.         
          .........':c:;'....   ..;cll:;::::ccoodxkxdoooooodddxxxxddo,          
           ........;:'......     ..',,',;;::clolllodocllllooddxxddx:            
            ...   .'.''.'::,;;;;;:c:cooxkOO0KK0kollllccllllodxxxxxx'            
             ........',,,,...,;;:odkkxdkkkkkkkxxkOxdoc:cloddxkkkkxd.            
             ........','...       .'.'',;cldddolcloooc:lddxxkkOOkxl             
               .......'...    ....,,,;::lodxdolcccloollodxxkkO0Oxxo,            
                ..........    ....',;:clccccc:ccclloddddxkkkO0OxddxWNd,         
                ..........    ......',,;;;::::::cllodxkkOOO00kddddoNMMM0:.      
                  ........        ....',;;;;;;;:clooxkOO0000kolooolXMMMMMNd.    
                   ..''''....  ....',;::::cccccldxxxO0KKKKKOollloooONMMMMMMWKd, 
                    ..,;;;,'.....,,;cdd:;coddoodO0KXXNNNXK0dolclodoxxXMMMMMMMMMN
                 ;.  ..';;;;,,,,;:cldkkoodxxdxkKXXK00000OOxdlccloooxkkMMMMMMMMMM
             .;dXMd   ...''''',,;coxxxdllxOKXXKK0OkkkkkkkxdlcccllkdxOkWMMMMMMMMM
          .:kNMMMMN'   .....'''''',;;;:codddddxxxxkxxxxxxdlccccldKokOkWMMMMMMMMM
     .;dOXWMMMMMMMMd     .......''.'''',;::cloxxxxxxxxxxdllllllo0klOOOWMMMMMMMMM
  ,o0WMMMMMMMMMMMMM0.      ............',;:clodddxxxxxxdollooodkxlx0KKWMMMMMMMMM
kNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX..:,    ...........',;:cldddxxxxxxxdddddddlllxk0XXNMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMW, .;ol'.............,;:coddxkkkxxxxxxdddo:ldxxOKNWWMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:..  ;kOo,..........',:coxOO00OOOOkxdl::lxxkO0KNWWWMMMMMMMMM
             ______________________________________________________
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-----------(_  FATHER ROBERT J. GREGORIO, MARXIST CATHOLIC PRIEST  _)-----------
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  seized control of the school. And         your articles suggest- that's right:
  I contend that this childish,             I did my research- is for your glor-
  anti-authority greed raises               ious government to control the hous-
  selfishness to an art form.               ing system.  That, sir, is the cause
                                            of the housing crisis, which created
This kind of arrogant condescending,        the recession, which continues eight
pious writing is typical of Gregorio        years later (see the article on this
articles.  He froths with a contempt        topic elsewhere in this issue).  The
that accommodates his angry scowling        dreaded "L" word is to blame for not
profile.  Please inform your readers        just that, but for your "health care
exactly *where* libertarianism is in        for all".  Health coverage for every
the least bit prevalent in our soci-        person may sound great, but there is
ety today.  The tea party?  And just        a huge difference between, "coverage
how is asking a wasteful overbearing        for all" and "quality care."  Health
government to stop taking an immoral        care's quality is deteriorating, and
amount of earnings that its citizens        it is once again directly attributed
labored hard to get "childish, anti-        to your beloved "L" word.
authoritarian greed?"  If government
is taking more of other's money, for        Where in the Constitution is a house
programs that exasperate poverty and        of considerable nicety and mandating
misery, isn't that greed?                   that every citizen buy health insur-
                                            ance a right or a duty of every per-
  �Liberal� today is an epithet. It         son?  The "less affluent", under the
  is the dreaded �L� word. Suggest          socialized system, are not, "getting
  affordable housing for all, for           health care too", they're paying for
  instance, and expect to see out-          it.  Poor people aren't even getting
  side your front door a crowd of           their "free" insurance.  Your "solu-
  peasants with pitchforks and lant-        tion" of raising taxes AGAIN so they
  erns. Appeal to people�s basic hu-        get their "free" insurance will only
  man instincts for good, calling           go so far, so now millions who can't
  for progressive taxation to pay           afford insurance now have to pay for
  for medical insurance for all,            their coverage *and* someone else's!
  rich and poor, and you are dis-           
  missed as a flake. Decent housing         At this point I'm going to stop here
  and medical coverage seem reason-         and do something abrupt and unusual,
  able to most people, but that�s           but this is my eZine, so as a liber-
  because everybody wants them for          tarian, who's going to stop me?  The
  themselves. The problem is allot-         reason I'm stopping is for multiple:
  ting tax money to see that the            
  less affluent can get them too.           1) It is long so I'm making is a two
                                               part column.  
The basic instinct for a progressive
tax is 1) not an instinct and 2) not        2) This was supposed to be outlining
good, but unfair.  A progressive tax           on the beliefs of Father Gregorio
means that people who earn more will           but my wish to cover his point of
pay a higher percent.  A fair tax is           view on libertarianism took over.
a tax where every man, regardless of
income, pays the same percent.  When        3) There is an important reason that
God in the Bible called for tithing,           I chose to shed light on this and
he said 10% for all.  If your income           I want to get back on track.
is $100 or $1,000,000, your tithe is
10% of that.  Is government actually        From what you've seen so far, you've
better than God?                            seen that Gregorio forms facts based
                                            on his politics, not natural or his-
"Affordable housing for all."  Gosh,        torical fact.  And the worst part of
that does sound good.  So how do you        it is yet to come.  Next issue, I'll
accomplish that?  The solutions that        regroup and focus on that.     ((L))



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I thought that the *Acquiring Relay*        or refuses to approach, people with
article in LiberTORian 13 was really        whom *he* disagrees?
inspiring, the part about how we 
ought to stand together on shared           A similar situation arose with a
principles with Onion Soup and any-         communist who knew us both.  Discov-
one else who believes in freedom.           ering that I like the comedian mu-
It reminds me of a story that I al-         sician Tom Lehrer, he asked how I 
ways wanted to tell but never did.          could like him since he's a liberal?
I think LiberTORian is the place for        I never knew Mr. Lehrer's politi-
it and hope they print it for you.          cal affiliation, since his humor is
                                            as an equal opportunity offender.
You're probably familiar with the           I think his music is funny and as an
magazine *Consumer Reports*.  But if        equal opportunity offender, he never
you're not, it informs readers about        lets his agenda override his humor.
products of all types: food, cars,          Like the first person in the story,
consumer electronics, etc. They test        the question seemed to reflect on
every brand's features and provide a        the person's own closed-mindedness.
side by side comparison of them.  At
a glance, you can see which product         As a politician, Ralph Nader is a
performs best, or has the features          disaster who, along with the current
you want.  They also alert consumers        White house occupant, should never
of product recalls, dangers, and            be allowed to wander around in any
deceitful advertising.                      position of power.  But as a consu-
                                            mer advocate, he is an educator who
It's also the creation of Ralph Na-         has helped protect people of all
der, a statist leftist who ran for          political affiliations.
president under the Green Party in
2000.                                       I also think of Jimmy Carter, one of
                                            the worst presidents we ever made a
I was reading an issue of *Consumer         mistake of electing.  But he formed
Reports* in public one day, when a          "Habitat for Humanity", which builds
progressive liberal I knew entered          homes for the poor.  I have no prob-
the room.  He was aware that I was a        lem with "Habitat for Humanity."  It
libertarian-leaning conservative.           is a totally volunteer program and
He started out by asking rhetoric-          if someone wants to devote their 
ally if I was reading *Consumer Re-         time doing that, how can a liber-
ports*, but I answered anyway.  Then        tarian have a problem with it?  Who
he went on.  "You know, that maga-          knows, maybe one day Obama will do
zine is Ralph Nader's."  I said, I          something useful with his life for 
know.  He paused for a moment then          the first time ever, like teach the
said, "Well, isn't it weird that            elderly how to make pottery before
you're reading it?  I'm pretty sur-         being hauled off to the death panel?
prised that you're reading it."
                                            Sure, there are liberals, like Ed
Why?  A liberal can't make something        Schultz, Michael Moore, etc., who
that's helpful to others, just be-          are never worth wasting your time on
cause they're liberal?  I answered          reading.  But if we read before we 
him that way in fact.  Then I began         judge, we may sometimes be pleasant-
to wonder if that's how this person,        ly surprised.                  ((L))
who is questioning me, approaches, 



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& CRYPTOLOGY FOR DUMMIES, PART ONE &        &  }}}  - yb suomynonys 1 -  {{{  &
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Cryptology is the art of clandestine          *rerh si rehtona terces egassem*
communication.  It's probably as old
as writing itself.  Let's begin with        It's apparent that most any observ-
a differentiation between the two           ant person can decipher these.
types of cryptology: codes and ci-
phers.  There is a difference.              There are better methods of encoding
                                            a transposition cipher to be harder

bol represents another character.           fence" cipher, where a message is
                                            broken up into columns and rewritten
For instance: an A can represent            in its new form.  Here is a rudimen-
some other letter in the alphabet.          tary form of it in an example.
                                              

a word, a sentence, even a message!           
                                              Step 1:
For instance: Police 10 codes are             MEET ME EIGHT FIFTEEN AT THE DOCK
codes.  The famous "10-4" means,
"message received."                           Step 2:
                                              M E  M  E G T  I T E  A  T E  O K
That's clear.  Let's move on, with             E T  E  I H  F F E N  T  H  D C  
the focus on ciphers.  Keep in mind
that the ciphers in this lesson are           Step 3:
virtually useless for transmitting            MEMEG TITEA TEOKR 
sensitive information.                        ETEIH FFENT HDCJH     

                                            The R at the end of line 1 and the
TRANSPOSITION CIPHERS                       JH at the end of line 2 are called
                                            "nulls", randomly chosen letters
Transposition ciphers are a way of          added at the end of the code so that
hiding things in plain sight.  The          each grouping of letters are made of
letters of the decrypted message are        equal numbers.
all present in the encrypted message
but in a different order.  One meth-        Five-letter groupings are commonly
od is to reverse the message.               chosen to make the code look uniform
                                            and illegible.
  EXAMPLE:
  *This is the secret message*              Here's one of many different ways
                                            someone can employ the same system:
  becomes
                                              Step 2:
  *egassem terces eht si siht*                M    M    G    I   E    T      O
                                               E T  E  I H  F F E E  A  T E D C
A similar way is to reverse the                 E     E   T    T   N     H     K
spelling of each word individually.
                                              Step 3:
  EXAMPLE:                                    MMGIE TOGTH
  *Here's another hidden message*             ETEIH FFEEA TEDCC
                                              EETTN NKLOZ
   becomes



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There are many creative ways whereas        use.  This is because two prime num-
you can arrange the zigzag pattern.         bers, multiplied together, have no
Of course, the recipient of the en-         other factors, and only two shapes
crypted message must also know the          of boxes are possible: X by Y or Y
pattern in order to decipher the            by X.
message.
                                            Transposition ciphers can be a fun
Another transposition cipher method         introduction to coding among family
involves putting the message into a         members or friends.  Please do not
grid and, like the picket fence ci-         encode anything serious in a trans-
pher, trans-positioning the letters         position cipher!  They are good for
from left to right.  This example           introducing children to the art of
will use a message whose number of          cryptology.  They can have fun de-
characters are a perfect square, in         vising their own secret shapes to 
this case 25 (5x5):                         send messages to their friends.  By
                                            practicing these ciphers, they can
  The window is clear for one day           develop skills for encoding more so-
                                            phisticated ciphers.
The message is put into the 5x5 box,
in a spiral pattern:
                                            SUBSTITUTION CIPHERS
        . | ----------------.    
        | |   .-----------. |               Substitution ciphers are ciphers 
        | |   |           | |               where each letter is replaced with
        | |   |   .---.   | |               another letter.  They can range from
        | |   |  \|/  |   | |               obviously crude to highly sophisti-
        | |   |   v   |   | |               cated and difficult to crack.  One
        | |   |       |   | |               of the easiest substitution ciphers
        | |   '-------'   | |               to learn (and identify) is the STEP-
        | |               | |               UP or STEP-DOWN CIPHER.  To encode a
        | '---------------' |               step-up cipher, simply replace each
        '-------------------'               letter with the letter that follows
                                            it alphabetically.
        .-------------------.
        | T | R | A | E | L |                 EXAMPLE:
        |-------------------|                 I bet you can easily decrypt this
        | H | F | A | D | C | 
        |-------------------|                 becomes                    
        | E | O | Y | E | S | 
        |-------------------|                 J CFU ZPV DBO FBTJMZ EFDSZQU UIJT
        | W | R | O | N | I |                     
        |-------------------|                 or
        | I | N | D | O | W |                       
        '-------------------.                 JCFUZ PVDBO FBTJM ZEFDS ZQUUI
                                              JTRUH
  TRAEL HFADC EOYES WRONI INDOW
                                            RU and H at the end are nulls.
As you can see, the cipher's weak
spot is the last five letters, which        Here is the same message encoded in
puts five consecutive letters in se-        the step-down cipher, where each 
quential order.  But the pattern can        letter is replaced with the one that
be changed to an up and down pattern        precedes it alphabetically:
where no more than two letters in a
row are in sequence.   Or, the spi-           H ADS XNT BZM DZTHKX CDBQXOS SGHR
ral can go from right to left.  Lar-
ger codes can be put in grids of any          HADSX NTBZM DZTHK XCDBQ XOSSG     
size, with prime numbers in common            HRRUH



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In the science fiction classic,            Each substitute letter is only used
"2001: A Space Odyssey", The mega          once.  There is no discernible pat-
computer HAL-9000's name, HAL, is a        tern.  Using the new alphabet, the
step-down cipher of the computer           message
brand IBM.  *Odyssey* author, the
late Arthur Clarke, contends that            I bet you can easily decrypt this
this name's significance is purely
coincidental.                              becomes the less-easy to decrypt:

The problem with the code it that it         B VJG DTX ONU JNQBCD EJOFDKO GRBQ
is obvious to cryptologists whenever
it is seen, for two reasons.  Number       Notice that a cryptologist can detect
1: their minds and eyes are trained        the most frequent letters D (which is
to notice them, and 2: they recog-         E), G (which is T), B (which is I),
nize letter frequencies.  In the ex-       and D (which is Y).  He or she would
ample given, "I bet you can easily         consider B to be either A or I and
decrypt this", the letter E appears        work from there.  If Y is deciphered,
three times.  So does T, and twice         the C in JNQBCB can be considered as
for A.  No letter appears more than        an L , since words of that size that
thrice.  It turns out that E, T, and       end in Y are likely to be adverbs,
A are the most common letters in the       as the word LIKELY in this sentence.
English language.  Of the other two        It's all a game of deduction, and a
letters that appear three times, I         playing of "Wheel of Fortune".
and Y, I is in the upper third when
ranked by commonness.  Only the let-       One way to confuse the lengths of the
ter Y is out of its normal range.          words in a cryptogram is to group the
The letters Q, X and Z, the least          letters in fives.  The above code now
common letters, don't appear at all.       would look like this:
Neither is J, which is next in the
ranks.  Cryptologists use their              BJDGD DTXON UJNQB CDEJO FDKOG RBQLP
knowledge of letter frequencies to
decrypt substitution ciphers of all        L and P are nulls.
types.  They also apply their know-
ledge of frequently used letter            Of course, the recipient of the ciph-
combinations, and word structure to        er doesn't need to do this work, be-
deduct entire messages.  Example:          cause he possesses or memorized the
the first word in the message, "I",        answer key, or "clear".  Or, in these
is a one-letter word.  A person who        says, the person has a computer pro-
is attempting to crack the code            gram that does all the work for them.
will say that odds are this one
letter word is a word and not some         Cryptograms are sometimes found in 
random letter.  Since the only two         newspapers, but these puzzles, and 
single-letter words in English are         chess challenges, are sadly being re-
"A" and "I", I have one of these           placed by Sodoku, which also requires
letters figured out.                       deductive skills but, unlike solving
                                           cryptograms, doesn't accomplish any-
This is how random substitution            thing useful.
ciphers are solved.  In a random 
substitution cipher, every letter          To stress again, *THESE ARE VERY SIM-
is replaced with one other letter.         PLE ENCRYPTION METHODS* and shouldn't
                                           ever be used for serious use.  But 
Here's a typical example:                  the skills are suggested, to develop
                                           fluency in this craft, and as a step-
N=A  V=B  O=C  E=D  J=E  Y=F  W=G          ping stone toward deeper encryption.
R=H  B=I  Z=J  L=K  C=L  P=M  U=N
T=O  K=P  A=Q  F=R  Q=S  G=T  X=U          Look for more on basic encryption
H=V  M=W  I=X  D=Y  S=Z                    in future LiberTORians.         ((L))



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                                               '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
 SOME QUESTIONS SHOULDN'T BE ASKED!            :::     - By G.P.S. -     :::
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Sometimes you can say something that        taught SOCIALISM, and in particular,
you regret because you realized that        socialism according to Saul Alinsky.
it gives other people ideas they
never had.  A reporter asked Hillary        #3: Obama would be a great Supreme
Clinton, "Would you nominate Barack         Court justice.
Obama for the Supreme Court?"  Wide-
eyed, Hillary answered, "You know, I        FALSE.  This one needs no explana-
never thought of that before.  What         tion.
a great idea!"  It's actually a hor-
rible idea; thanks for bringing it          A message to the press: please don't
up!  Putting aside all his Supreme          give Hillary Clinton any more bright
Court losses, several against Ted           ideas!  Please!!!              ((L))
Cruz, for his violations of the law,        
he'd do to the Constitution what            
Michael Moore does to video footage,        123456789123456789123456789123456789
or any cake he sees.                        
                                               B Y    T H E    N U M B E R S
Clintion continued, with her concept        
of credentials.  "He was a law pro-         123456789123456789123456789123456789
fessor.  He was a Constitutional            
scholar.  He'd be a great Supreme                   - The  Iowa  Caucus -
Court justice."                              
                                            
Quite the opposite of her e-mails,          65: Average age of the 2016 democrat
Hillary seemingly has been trying to            candidates for president
display how disconnect he is from           
reality to the public.  See another         58: Average age of the 2016 repub-
example in the article, "It's a Re-             lican candidates for president
cession, and this time it's offic-          
ial...", elsewhere in this issue of         6: Number of coin tosses used to 
LiberTORian.  But in one moderately            settle Iowa counties' caucus ties
short paragraph, she displayed three           between Sanders and Clinton
examples of being absolutely wrong!:        
                                            6: Number of the coin tosses won by
#1: Obama was a Law Professor.                 Clinton
                                            
FALSE.  Firstly, with the reputation        1.5625%: Odds of one person winning
of university professors have, it's            six consecutive tosses (1 in 64)
nothing to be proud of.  But Obama          
WASN'T EVEN A PROFESSOR.  He was a          108000: Number of people partici-
lecturer, one of the few occupations                pating int he Iowa Caucus
that can earn even less respect as a        
college professor.                          38%: Percentage that participants
                                                 of the Iowa Caucus outnumbered
#2: Obama is Constitutional Scholar.             the second largest turnout
                                            
FALSE.  Obama DID NOT study and lec-        99+%: Percent of democrats who voted
ture on the U.S. Constitution, even               for a socialist in the demo-
though he commented his disgust for               crat caucus              ((L))
it at times.  Just opposite, Obama          



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Comcast is anti-TOR.  They are evil                  .;codkkkkdoc;.             
in many other ways, but the focus of            .;oxkkkkxxxxxxkkkkxo;.         
this article is their opposition to           .;dkkxl;..        ..;lxkkd;.      
the Tor browser.  Comcast even went         .lkkx:.       ...        .ckkkl.    
as far as to say that Tor is illegal        :kkx,     ':oxkkkkkkxo;.  ,xkxxkk:   
to use!  This is absurd.  There is        okk:    .lkkko:,'''';cdkkxxkd'  :kko  
nothing illegal about browsing the       okk;    lkkx,. .;:cc:,..okkkk;    ;kko 
internet anonymously.  I have a BIG     ;kkc    okko  :kkkkxxkkkkko,xkk:    ckk;
problem with this demonization.         dkk.   ;kko .dkkc.  .lkkdd; .xkk.   .kkd
                                        kkd    dkk, :kkl  .lkkl.     ckkc    dkk
Perhaps their flawed logic is that      kkd    okk; :kko'okkl.       lkk:    dkk
criminals use Tor and it's been used    okk.   ,kkd. okkkkc. .,dxx; 'kkk.   .kko
as a tool to commit criminal activ-     ,kkl    :kkx:xkkkkkkkkkko. ,kkk'    lkk,
ity.  But criminals use money or a       lkk:    ;kkkko..';:;,. .,okkd.    :kkl 
position of power as a tool to com-       lkkl  ;xkdokkkdcccccldkkkl'     lkkl 
mit criminal acts.  Does that mean         ,kkkkko.   ':loxxxdoc;.      :kkk, 
that everyone who uses money or sits         ckkkc'                  'ckkkc  
in a position of power is a crimi-             ,okkkd:,..      ..,:dkkko, 
nal?                                              'cdkkkkkkkkkkkkkkdc'      
                                                      ':odkkkxdl:'  
Comcast publicly announced that it's
actively engaged is fighting the use
of Tor, and says they will try to           telling you which internet provider
monitor its use by Comcast users.           to use.  But consider whether or not
Comcast is entrenched in the statist        the one you use has your best inter-
administration.  Is this who we want        ests in mind, or if they view you as
in control of or information usage?         a criminal just because you believe 
                                            in and exercise your right to priv-
As a libertarian, I have no place           acy.                           ((L))

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If you're an American, you probably         A2) Bellamy writ the Pledge of Alle-
learned the Pledge of Allegiance in         giance in 1892, which coincided with
school.  You learned to salute the          the Columbian Exposition, an event
flag, profess the pledge, and never         in Chicago commemorating the 400th
question anything or learn why we do        anniversary of Columbus' voyage to
any of it.  And since, when you are         the West Indies.  This is signifi-
in school, you're a kid, you tend to        cant because the Pledge was unveiled
not realize that you can question           there, in conjunction with a program
things.  You know, teachers get away        to promote national patriotism in
with a lot potentially.  Kids are so        schools.  Bellamy was 37.
trusting of teachers that they read-
ily accept what they're told.  They         Q3) How'd Bellamy write the Pledge?
have no reason to be mistrusting;
after all, they teach us things.  It        A3) "Social Justice" didn't catch on
becomes a problem when there is an          in the 1890s, even though the seeds
activist teacher who has an agenda          of Marxism were planted int he U.S.
to preach rather than a truth to            Bellamy was kicked out of his church
teach.                                      by his own congregation.  He still
                                            had a few admirers, including Daniel
So we say the pledge without asking         ford, a fellow Marxist who published
why.  And why not?  The teachers are        "The Youth's Companion", a literary
unlikely to know why *they* salute          magazine.  He hired Bellamy.  Our
the flag, other than that's the way         socialist writer also was a state 
they did it, back it up several gen-        superintendent of Massachusetts'
erations more and we actually can           NEA.  He wrote the pledge for the 
find the history, and evolution, of         Columbus Anniversary, and in "The
the Pledge of Allegiance.                   Youth's Companion".

It's never to late to question.             Q4) Why'd Bellamy write the Pledge?

                                            A4) There are several reasons:
Q1) Who created the Pledge of Alle-
giance?                                       1) To demonstrate that we are a
                                                 unified nation after the Civil
A1) The author of the pledge was a               War.
writer, which seems appropriate.  He
was also a socialist and a baptist            2) He believed that government 
minister named Francis Bellamy.  Mr.             needed to use school to instill
Bellamy was entrenched in the school             national socialist values in 
system, one of the first places they             children.
tend to infiltrate.
                                              3) He wanted conformity, militar-
Q2) When was the Pledge written?                 ism and complicity in students,
                                                 and the pledge would help to



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achieve this end.                           left his faith behind.

Q4) Is it true "under God" wasn't a         There are some statist liberals who
    part of the original pledge?            pine for the good old days of Marx
                                            himself whose recitation of the 
A4) Not only that, there were other         Pledge is much closer to Bellamy's
differences.  Here is a comparison          original vision than anything else:
between the today's Pledge and the
original:                                     I pledge allegiance to my flag and
                                              to the republic for which it
  MODERN PLEDGE                               stands, one nation, indivisible,
  I pledge allegiance to the flag of          with liberty, justice, and equal-
  the United States of America, and           ity for all.
  to the republic for which it 
  stands, one nation under God, in-         Leave it to statists to turn back
  divisible, with liberty and jus-          the clock, just as Hillary Clinton
  tice for all.                             proudly proclaims, "I'm an early 
                                            20th century progressive."
  ORIGINAL PLEDGE
  I pledge allegiance to my flag and        Q5) What is the origin of the salute
  to the republic for which it                  to the flag?
  stands, one nation, indivisible,
  with liberty and justice for all.         A5) Under the guise of patriotism,
                                            the pledge actually advocated mili-
Bellamy originally wanted the word          tant National Socialism, long before
"equality" included along with              Adolf Hitler came to power in the 
"liberty and justice".  Under press-        1930s.  The salute demonstrated a
ure from fellow council members, who        youths dedication to it.  Children
didn't believe in equality for black        were to dedicate themselves and to 
people, "equality" was omitted.  And        be loyal to a flag and national i-
Bellamy really didn't believe in            deals, not just the ideals.  This is
equality any more than he believed          the basis of the objection from many
in liberty or justice.  His version         who criticize the concept.  The flag
of equality was in a Marxist sense,         of the U.S. is revered by many, and
where, to quote Orwell, "some are           is treated with reverence as a sym-
more equal than others".                    bol, but it is just that, a *symbol*
                                            of the ideals of freedom, not free-
There were several changes.                 dom itself.  My allegiance is to the
                                            concept of liberty and justice for 
In the 1920s, "my flag" was changed         all, not the physical flag that rep-
to "the flag of the United States of        resents it.
America".  The reason was to fight
perceived xenophobia, where foreign-        To instill conformity and reverence
ers were accused of using the flag          for a physical object, Bellamy in-
of their native land as "my flag".          corporated the salute to the flag.
                                            We recognize the salute today as a
Bellamy, much older now, hated the          hand over one's heart.  Hidden from
change, but had no influence with           history but still known by many is 
the National Flag Conference.               that it was identical to the Nazi
                                            salute adopted by Adolf Hitler.
In the 1950s, reacting to the god-          
less Soviet Union, the words, "under        Children originally held their arms
God" were added.  Around this time,         outstretched stiffly, with their
our motto, "In God We Trust", re-           palms straight, fingers together and
turned to U.S. money.  Bellamy would        aimed directly at the flag whenever
have objected, like his daughter did        reciting the pledge.  Adolf Hitler
so.  As he grew more socialist, he          understood exactly the influence it



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had on people and so he copied it in        structural breakdown of its text and
his nation's "Heil Hitler".  Much of        a discussion of its meaning.  Learn-
Nazism, such as Eugenics and the            ing the real meaning of the Pledge, 
projects of Margaret Sanger, founder        I stopped in 2010.  I will teach my
of Planned Parenthood, were inspired        children (or already have) about the
by progressive statism in America at        true history of the pledge, and as a
that time.                                  libertarian, allow them to decide
                                            for themselves what to do.
We saw Hitler at the time mimicking
our pledge and when we were involved        Q7) Are there other objections to 
in WWII, couldn't have any similar-         reciting the Pledge?
ity with Hitler was doing, so the
official salute was changed to the          Some religions, like Jehovah's Wit-
hand over the heart, as done to this        nesses, don't take national oaths.
day.                                        Atheists have a problem with "Under
                                            God".  Constitutionalists have a
The salute is described in Bellamy's        problem elevating the flag from a
own words in "The Youth's Companion"        symbol to having the same weight as
as:                                         the binding words of the Consti-
                                            tution itself.  Social liberals have
  "At the words, 'to my flag', the          objection to forbidding defacing a
  right hand is extended gracefully,        flag in an act of self-expression.
  palm upward, toward the flag, and         Anarchists have a problem with the
  remains in this gesture until the         idea of pledging themselves to a
  end of the affirmation, whereupon         symbol.
  all hands immediately drop to the 
  side."  (Text continues that mu-          According the the Constitution, an
  sical instrument(s) will play and         individual has a right to refuse to
 all sing "My Country Tis of Thee".)        pledge the flag.  Before 1892, there
                                            were *no* Americans who recited it.
Shortly after its implementation,           You can't say that Americans for the
the Nazi salute, with palm down, was        century plus of America were unpat-
to be made as the phrase, "to the           riotic for not citing a pledge that
flag", was spoken.                          didn't exist!  Still, half of U.S.
                                            states require students to recite 
The hand over the heart is described        the pledge!
in Section 4 of the Flag Code.
                                            Refusing to recite the pledge does
Q6) Do you salute the flag?  Why or         not make one unpatriotic.  Contrary
why not?                                    to that, the right to dissent is 
                                            American!  I do pledge myself to the
A6) I did as a young child, because I       ideals of the Constitution that the
didn't not understand the reason for        flag represents, and I treat the
it, and didn't have the capacity to         flag with respect, and understand 
question.  In the 1998 movie, *The          that as a symbol, the flag is some-
Truman Show*, when producer Chris-          thing that our soldiers fought for.
tophe was asked why Truman, who un-         But all those who fought and fight
wittingly was living on a TV produc-        for freedom will agree that the flag
tion since birth, never questioned          is not as important to them as the
his world until recently, his re-           ideals it represents: freedom and
sponse was, "we accept the reality          justice and the Constitution.  I
presented before us."  That's me as         believe in free speech, so I have no
Truman when I was young.                    problem with the pledge.  But I'll
                                            stand for the right of an objector
No one is given the history of the          as fiercely as I'll fight for the
pledge in school.  The most that we         right to proudly fly and revere the
learn about it, if at all, is a             flag!                          ((L))



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   CHANGES In INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY                 
    AREN'T ALWAYS For The WORSE                  --> By Synonymous 1 <--
                                              
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In the late 1940s and early 1950s,          the symbol as a star.
there was a movement in the United 
States opposed to comic books!  The         Maybe we'll delve into the history 
movement conducted studies and con-         of this scene in history one day in
cluded that reading comic books was         these bytes of ASCII.  Or not.  But 
a cause of juvenile delinquency.  I         let's look at a reasonably recent 
know: crazy, isn't it?  But in fifty        example of the effects of the Comics
to sixty years, what do you think a         Code Authority's stringent standards
future society, in America or some-         of content.  in the mid-1980s, Mar-
where else, will say about us?  Just        vel Comics began a "real time" title
one look at culture of the 2010s,           called *The 'Nam*.  The first issue
and they'll say: look at their ab-          concluded with this commentary from
surdity!  They classify pointer fin-        the writer, in 1986:
gers as a replica of a class II             
firearm!  They sell baby parts on             INCOMING
the black market, supported by their
government!  They shut down lemonade          The 'NAM is the real thing- or at
stands out of fear of health risks.           least as close to the real thing
Their government spies on everyone            as we can get- in a newsstand com-
in the name of security, but invite           ic bearing the Comics Code seal.
terrorists to flood the border!               Every action, every fire fight is
They put filmmakers in prison with-           based on fact.  That doesn't mean
out due process.  They ban confeder-          that the 23rd Infantry was in ev-
ate flags and try to censor the               ery action we show- it does mean 
names of football teams!                      that, in February of 1966, a con-
                                              tingent of U.S. Infantry met with
You get the picture.  You probably            a mechanized group of Aussie In-
can think of a few examples of your           fantry and together they dis-
own.  So, like anything else that a           covered a Viet Cong tunnel system,
group thinks is dangerous, where do           just as shown in issue #1.
you go when you want to stop every-
one from accessing it?  Why, the              ...
government, of course!
                                              Yes, we had to make some compro-
The topic of comic books actually             mises.  The real language used by
led to *CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS* on            soldiers in the field can be quite
the topic!  Studies on the issue              raw.  The most common appellation
were compiled in a 400-page book              for a new troop is not "greenie".
called *Seduction of the Innocent*.           The word itself is printable, but
It is filled with excerpts from               the explanation gets a bit touchy.
comic books demonstrating how the             We all know that General AcAuliffe
medium was allegedly dangerous for            didn't really say "nuts" to the
children to read, drawing them to-            German commander at Bastogne...
ward a life of juvenile delinquen-
cy.  It led to the creation of the          Today the Authority is no longer an
Comics Code Authority, whose stamp          influence.  Such censorship ceased
shaped logo is familiar to comic            just recently, exemplifying cases of
book readers between the 1960s and          individual freedom advancing in huge
1990s.  More seasoned readers know          strides in such a short time!  ((L))



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    CLASSIC .TXT FILE OF THE DAY                ~~~~~~  realpez.oct  ~~~~~~   

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To explain this file: Mr. Pez is a        "Ramblings".  In "REAL PEZ DEVOTEES",
sysop who is a member of a BBS text       he reflects his personality onto his
file group called *Octothrope Produc-     fans (in 75-line text); I wanted to
tions*.  This is an octothorpe: #  We     feature one of his shorter files, but 
call it a "pound sign" or "hashtag"       noticed that this particular text file
today.  Octothorpe Productions was a      was 16384 bytes in size, *exactly* 16 
text file writing group on the Works      kilobytes.  Like all Octothorope pro-
BBS, notable for hosting textfiles.       ductions, this dates between 1986 and
Mr. Pez wrote several textfiles for       1988.  It's filled with BBS, vintage
Octothrope Productions, including his     hacker & fon phreaker jargon.  Enjoy!



                      /\\   /\\            /\\   /\\
                     // \\ // \\ EPHISTO  // \\ // \\ ADWARE
                    //   \//   \\        //   \//   \\
   
   
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                    Mephisto Madware/Red Menace Productions
   
                                    Present:
   
                              "Real Pez Devotees"
                               ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~
                                      by:
   
                                  (who else?)
                                    Mr. Pez
                                    ~~~ ~~~
   
      Now, as the swirl of text graphics finishes,  you realize that what you 
  have is another annoying file from Mr.  Pez.  "Ah," you say, "but I haven't 
  SEEN any files from Mr.  Pez!" To which I counter, "My annoying personality 
  on  the  many  boards  I  call,  not  to  mention 75-line messages,  can be 
  considered to be files." And this file tells you how to be JUST  LIKE  your 
  favorite candy/dispenser combo.  
   
                                   first part:
                           Real Pez Devotees as Sysops
   
      Real Pez Devotees will be sysops in the near future,  and  have  always 



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                        been that way.  
   
      Real  Pez  Devotees,  if  sysops,  want  to know everything about their 
                         users, like real names and stuff.  
   
      Real Pez Devotees don't mind leeching,  if done in mild amounts,  since 
                        they  know  that  leeching  is how they got all their 
                        files.  
   
      Real Pez Devotees really love uploads.  ("What the hell is  this  shit?  
                        ALL sysops love uploads!") (Ah,  my misguided friend, 
                        Real Pez Devotees are eternally grateful.) 
   
      Real  Pez  Devotees  never  have  the  heart  to delete users who quite 
                        obviously are fake,  like users who  call  themselves 
                        "BIOC  AGENT 003",  on the off chance that they might 
                        be the real person.  
   
      Real  Pez Devotees,  if finally given sysop access,  say so everywhere, 
                        and beg people to call the board.  (In this case, The 
                        Works, 914-238-8195.  See?) 
   
   
                                 second part:
                        Real Pez Devotees as BBS users
   
      Real  Pez  Devotees  "pollute"  BBS's.  That is to say,  they call them 
                        regularly,  say twice a day,  and post an awful  lot.  
                        This  is  not altogether well-liked by the sysops and 
                        users of those boards,  but they realize  they  can't 
                        really  do  anything about it.  And a Pez is not such 
                        an bad thing to have on a  board,  since  while  they 
                        leech, they upload, too, and join in conversations.  
            corollary:
      Real Pez Devotees saturate their area code.
   
      Real Pez Devotees,  sadly,  kiss ass,  and go out of their way to avoid 
                        confrontations,  sometimes changing  their  posistion 
                        right then and there.  That's not altogether bad, but 
                        does hurt a Pez's credibility.  
   
            corollary:
      Real Pez Devotees apologize.
   
      Real  Pez  Devotees  never  know who to put as "references"...they have 
                        spoken and left mail to a lot of  people,  but  think 
                        that it's a big step to put someone as a reference.  
   
      Real Pez Devotees leech of boards they know, but are loath to leech off 
                        of pirate boards,  since they don't want to look bad. 
                        (See "Real Pez Devotees, sadly, kiss ass"..) 
   
  Real  Pez Devotees use long-distance services to make free calls,  but know 
                        that this does not make  them  considered  "phreaks".  
                        They  use  the "codes" to call all kinds of BBS's all 
                        over the country once a day.  
   



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            corollary:
      Real  Pez  Devotees  will  never  say they "phreak" to anyone who might 
                        possibly know anything about it,  but will look  down 
                        on people who only call local Commodore 64 BBS's.  
   
      Real Pez Devotees like many kinds of IBM BBS software, notably WWIV for 
                        its neat ANSI (colored) graphics  tricks,  Forum  for 
                        its  full-screen  editor,  PC-Board for its enjoyable 
                        prospects for  leeching,  Citadel  for  its  ease  of 
                        logging on, reading all messages, and logging off, as 
                        well as the ability for anyone to create "rooms",  or 
                        sub-boards (NOT called SUBZ!!1 which  are  sandwiches 
                        that you get from a deli.),  software called "M-Link" 
                        for   its   overall   whackiness   (i.e.   individual 
                        ranknames and a general good humor).  
            corollary:
      Real Pez Devotees hate RBBS,  C-Net (and mostly all  Commodore  64  BBS 
                        software), and yes, AE's without anything "attached", 
                        like TAC,  TransPhor (it's new, for IBM's), or having 
                        BBS's attached to them.  
   
      Real  Pez  Devotees gently harass people they know,  which is sometimes 
                        taken out of context to try to show a Pez as mean, or 
                        spiteful.  
   
      Real  Pez  Devotees  are nosy,  and have tried to read messages with an 
                        "S." in front of them,  as  well  as  "Reciever-Only" 
                        messages on PC-Boards.  (Note to unenlightened:  "PC-
                        Board" is an IBM BBS program,  not a general term for 
                        boards  run  on IBM's.  It's sort of like RBBS,  only 
                        spiced up with color and better  transfer  sections.) 
                        They  also  look  at Callers Logs to find out who was 
                        tying up the board when they wanted to be on, and how 
                        many downloads people make.  If they know the sysop's 
                        voice number,  they'll call him if the board is busy, 
                        and ask who's on.  
   
                                  third part:
                    The Writing Styles of Real Pez Devotees
   
       Real  Pez  Devotees  care  about spelling and proper use of grammar in 
                        textfiles/messages,  but rarely say so.  But in their 
                        minds,  they  don't  really  respect people who spell 
                        badly and use improper grammar.  Although,  (see  the 
                        "ass-kissing"  section)  they  will overlook improper 
                        grammar if the person has a national reputation (i.e. 
                        certain Neon Knights,  Budman "Zeek",  and  others.).  
                        That's why a Pez likes Anarchy inc.  so much, because 
                        they seem very intelligent, as a whole.  
                    Ex: I looked up the word "corollary" because I wasn't
                        sure how to spell it.
                    Ex: I'm going to spell-check this when I'm done.
   
      Real Pez Devotees have adapted a lot of  people's  writing  styles,  as 
                        well  as their own,  to form what looks like a unique 
                        personality.  Some examples follow: 
   



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                     1.  Capitalizing words to emphasize points 
                    Ex:  "I can't BELIEVE you did that!" 
                        Also, using an asterisk after the word to emphasize
                        points.  (Stolen from Citadels in Minnesota.)
                    Ex: "I can't believe* you said that!"
                     2. Using "..." to link common subjects, or indicate
                        time passing, or end a sentence.
                    Ex: "I can't believe you said that...but I guess I would
                         too, in that situation...who knows..."
                     3. Two spaces after a period.  That's pretty much
                        universal, though.  As well as skipping a line
                        between paragraphs.
                     4. A lot of commas used, so as not to appear as a
                        run-on sentence.
                     5. When chatting, every line begins with "Yeah," or
                        "Well,".
                     6. The use of "a), b), c)" to distinguish separate
                        points.
   
   
                                 fourth part:
                   The Personal Habits of Real Pez Devotees
   
      Real Pez Devotees stay up until 11:30 on weeknights,  and  wake  up  at 
                        5:30,  and thus are numb all day.  On weekends,  they 
                        stay up until 3am,  when the  boards  finally  become 
                        freed  up.  Or  else  they  write textfiles like this 
                        one.  
   
      Real Pez Devotees screw around on the computer until 10:00  every  day, 
                        and then do their homework.  Strangely enough,  I got 
                        my highest grades ever since starting this.  

      Real Pez Devotees drink large amounts of  Coke  Classic,  which  allows 
                        them to stay up to 3am.  Also, "Twix" bars are a cool 
                        thing  to  eat,  from  time to time.  Another fave is 
                        cereal ("Cinnamon Life") eaten at odd hours.  
   
      Real  Pez Devotees feel awkward walking into a classroom when there are 
                        a lot of people already in there.  They  always  feel 
                        sort  of  awkward in front of lots of people.  Unless 
                        they are  drunk,  in  which  case  they  don't  care.  
                        Unfortunately,  this  is a rare happening.  Normally, 
                        we (the Real Pez Devotees) are hyper from Coca-Cola.  
   
      Real Pez Devotees fight with their siblings.
   
      Real  Pez  Devotees enjoy volleyball,  soccer,  and baseball,  but hate 
                        football and "bombardment".  (A  violent  version  of 
                        Dodgeball.)  (Real  Pez  Devotees have always thought 
                        Speedball sounded better than it played.) 
   
      Real Pez Devotees yell at their parents from time to time,  but usually 
                        do what they say. (Within reasonable limits.) 
   
      Real Pez Devotees have really short hair, and like it that way.  
   



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                                  fifth part:
                         Real Pez Devotees And Clothes
   
      Real Pez Devotees wear:
                        khaki pants
                       "Banana Republic"
                        button-downs
                       "Coca-Cola" clothes
                        Levi's "501" jeans
                        Docksiders (without socks until December, usually.
                                    They can take it.)
                        glasses.
   
      If a Real Pez Devotee finds a shirt he likes, he'll buy several in 
                        different colors.  And has trouble explaining it.  
   
      Real Pez Devotees have sneakers,  but usually leave them in  their  gym 
                        locker,  preferring instead the ubiquitous Docksiders 
                        or duck boots (ugly,  but  Real  Pez  Devotees  don't 
                        care).  
   
                                  sixth part:
                                 (holy shit!)
                          Real Pez Devotees and Music
   
      Real Pez Devotees listen to:
                        Ska (which includes)
                         The English Beat
                         The Specials
                         The Skatalites
                         The Selecter
                         Rico Rodriguez
                        Reggae (only)
                         Yellowman
                         Black Uhuru
                        old Santana records
                        their own music (more on that later)
                        Run-D.M.C. (they got hooked last year)

      Real Pez Devotees hate:
                        Top 40 (including all)
                         Genesis
                         Bon Jovi
                         Madonna
                         Pet Shop Boys
                         and all other Top 40 fluff groups.
                        Stryper (that's fucking scarier than Satanism
                                 in "metal"!)

      Real Pez Devotees are in a band,  and go over to their friend's  houses 
                        on  weekends  with  a lot of equipment and jam.  This 
                        usually results in a  song,  or  degenerates  into  a 
                        point  where  they  go  to  the  computer  and  start 
                        harassing people on CompuServe "CB".  The  songs  are 
                        mixed,  like rap, reggae, blues, slamdance stuff, and 
                        artsy Talking Heads clones.  
   



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                                 seventh part:
                          Bullshitting Around/The End
   
    So,  I  figured  I had to start with a "Real" file.  One that detailed my 
    personality,  and habits,  and stuff.  My name's Mr.  Pez,  and  I  don't 
    expect you to imitate me.  Hell, I don't know what to think of this file.  
    It's kind of long, huh?  Hope it was worth it...  
   
   -Pez
   
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       Begun: 25 February 1987 3:12pm
    Finished: 28 February 1987 1:26am
  Written on: IBM PC, Writing Assistant (written and spell-checked)
      Edited: with PC-Write (for justification, clarity, text graphics)
      Author: Mr. Pez
         For: Red Menace, Octothorpe Productions (?), Mephisto Madware
        Size: 15,640 bytes

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classroom when there are 
                        a lot of people already in there.  They  always  feel 
                        sort  of  awkward in front of lots of people.  Unless 
                        they are  drunk,  in  which  case  they  don't  care.  
                        Unfortunately,  this  is a rare happening.  Normally, 
                        we (the Real Pez Devotees) are hyper from Coca-Cola.  
   
      Real Pez Devotees fight with their siblings.
   
      Real  Pez  Devotees enjoy volleyball,  soccer,  and baseball,  but hate 
                        football and "bombardment".  (A  violent  version  of 
                        Dodgeball.)  (Real  Pez  Devotees have always thought 
              


(NOTE FROM SYNONYMOUS 2: The text file abruptly ends here, possibly because the 
text program that this was written on enforced a strict 16k limit.)        ((L))



}}}}}}}}}}  EXTRANEOUS 1  {{{{{{{{{{        }}}}}}}}}}  EXTRANEOUS 2  {{{{{{{{{{

In the first 2016 debate, Jeb Bush          Bernie Sanders claims to never have
said he's 100% pro-life.  In the            taken a cent from big business, but
most recent debate, he cited excep-         a quick research into a transparency
tions to his pro-life stance.  Also,        site shows he took money from a big
two words for you: Teri Schaiver.           company who makes their money from
You allowed her to be starved to            selling baby parts- Planned Parent-
death against her will.                     hood.                          ((L))



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THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS A RECORD OF SUPPORTING, FUNDING & AIDING TERRORISTS
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      ...oo88OO{     By Synonymous 1, Synonymous 2 & G.P.S.     }OO88oo..
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                                    PART ONE

Nothing in this report is stated in         It took a Canadian communist to tell
joy.  Who wants to write something          us this.  (See the guest post by 
believing that their own government         Empty Turret on the Consumer Reports
would sell out its own people's             effect.): Tarek Fatah.  These are 
safety for no real return?  That a          the names of the terrorists working
sitting president knowingly and ac-         in the White House.  Feel free to 
tively supports evil and against the        DOX them, exposing them:
people they're against?  But main-           o Dalia Mogahed
stream journalism, as total apolo-           o Arif Alikhan
gists for this administration, con-          o Mohammad Elibiary (hand picked by
tort themselves to defend *ANYTHING*                  Janet Napolitano herself!)
this president does, no matter how           o Rashad Hussain (hand picked by 
horrendous.  This truth is for the                    Obama himself!)
future generations as a record.              o Salam Marayati (from Bush years)
                                             o Imam Mohamed Magid
OUR FIRST TALE is about the terror-          o Eboo Patel
ist organization The Muslim Brother-         o Azizah al-Hibri
hood.  Formed in 1928, it is the            The Muslim Brotherhood funds other
parent organization of Al-Qaeda.  It        terrorists.  Their goal is to es-
is focused on creating conditions           tablish a global caliphate through
that are ripe for terrorism.  Natur-        a campaign of terror and force.
ally, the elimination of Israel is
one of its primary goals.  The Mus-         A few years ago, at a congressional
lim Brotherhood is such a threat to         hearing, Napolitano was told of 
our existence that even Mubarak, the        their concerns about one terrorist
former Muslim dictator of Egypt, put        infiltrating the administration.
a ban on the terror group in his            She said she'd investigate it and
country.  Obama's long-standing love        take action.
affair with this terrorist organi-
zation is a primary reason Obama            She promoted him.  It's their Modus
supported the so-called Arab Spring         Operendi.
that swept Egypt in 2011.  
                                            For more from Tarek Fatah, visit
There are at least six members of           http://tarekfatah.com.  WARNING: A
this terrorist group working inside         clearnet link.
the White House.  They don't just
work there; they hold high positions
in national security.  They were            OUR SECOND TALE is about U.N. Reso-
given access to high security areas.        lution 16/18.  IT's a boring name 
And the administration knew who they        for a tale, but in summary: Obama
were when they put them there.  And         actively pushed for passage of U.N.
they don't care.                            resolution 16/18 in 2014, placing
                                            Sharia Law above the U.S. Consti-



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tutuion.  This led to the proposal          they were about... probably some
of bill HR-5194, the Muslim Brother-        reparations for something another
hood Terrorism Designation Act.  One        democrat president from 200 years 
way Obama ignores terrorists is to          ago did to their ancestors.  who ev-
deem them "non-terrorist" organi-           en cares?  It's the last thing on
zations.  The bill failed; there are        everyone's mind.  Then came the mo-
too many in both parties who are            ment that shocked me.  With a big 
beholden to the Muslim Brotherhood          smile on his face, he points to some
because the dealt with them to at-          member of the audience and says,
tain or remain in power.  Grover            "And now, I want to give a shout out
Nordquist and John McCain are two           to Doctor Joe, Medicine Pro, who's
notable examples.  But if it passed,        here in the audience."  What?!  Did
it would force Obama to put his dec-        you know that there's just been a
laration in writing.                        national tragedy: the first terror
                                            attack on our soil in eight years?

OUR THIRD TALE is about the Foot            What little respect for Obama I had,
Hood shooting.  [NOTE FROM SYNONY-          which was generous anyway since he 
MOUS 2: This tale is written by Syn-        never earned it, was gone.  Obama
nonymous 1].  I lost whatever little        discussed the attack at the end, al-
respect President Obama had on the          most as an afterthought and a nui-
day of the Fort Hood Shooting.  This        sance to discuss.  The world saw for
is the story of why.                        the first time that he is unfit for
                                            the office.  Since that day, Obama's
On September 11th, 2001, we were all        state department, under his command,
looking for answers: the World Trade        refused to allow the terrorist at-
Center massacre was deliberate, but         tack to officially be classified as
we didn't know who did it or why.           one, denying the families of the de-
Like many Americans, I turned to the        seased any compensation.  Meanwhile,
president for answers and reassur-          the terrorist continued to receive
ances that we will have resolve.  A         full military pay and was accommo-
president's political party was not         dated in every way, including being
important.  The fact that as a whole        llowed to grow a beard according to
nation we turned to the president to        Islam.  Wait!  I thought terrorists
lead for one day was all that mat-          were *perverting* Islam!  I don't 
tered.                                      care about the beard as a libertar-
                                            ian, but if you join a military you
And he did.  Regardless of anything         go in knowing there are codes.  In
objectionable that he did AFTER that        2015, the terrorist attack was made
day, on September 11th he represent-        official at last, but Obama fought
ed all Americans and I set aside my         the victims' families and common
differences to hear him speak for us        sense at every turn.
Americans.
                                            Never again did anything Obama did 
Atop of waiting hours for his news          to downplay or even aid terrorists
conference, he was late as always.          surprise me.
when he finally showed up, Mr. Obama
acted like a rock star, like we came
to see him and not hear his address.        OUR FOURTH TALE is about the Purge.
What happened next surprised me, and
after that, I was never surprised at        There is a lot to be said about 

matter how incredulous.  First he           to Islamic terror, and any manuals
was saying that the negotiations be-        on identifying and combating Islamic
tween his communist czar Van Jones          terrorists, from all CIA and FBI
and the Indians were going well.            databases in 2011.  And it's been
Who cares?  He didn't even say what         said.  Michelle Bachmann was one of



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                           M O H A M U D    M O R S I
  Terrorist and ousted president of Egypt, speaking before the United Nations.
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the whistleblowers of this action,          Obama has a compulsion to use our  
only to have her character assassin-        tax money to fund terrorists.  For
ated by people in her own party, not        example, terrorists launched miss-
to mention Anthony Weiner, whose own        iles into Israel in 2010 and Israel
wife is the daughter of a terrorist.        retaliated with targeted strikes.
                                            Obama, feeling sorry, gave $900 mil-
It's mentioned just above that a lot        lion, about the amount the guy who 
can be said about the purge, and it         "Madoff" with from the top of Fannie
already has been in book form.              Mae, to the terrorists so they could
LiberTORian magazine recommends the         rebuild.
book, *Catastrophic Failure* by Ste-
phen Coughlin for a full expose' of         Morsi is no exception.
the purge.  You can also read our
short review in the *Hard Copy* col-        Obama was all set to give money and
umn of LiberTORian Issue 2.                 weapons to the new would-be terror-
                                            ist state.  (Synonymous 1 was not
                                            surprised.)  But the Egyptian mili-
OUR FIFTH TALE is about the Arab            tary, who was largely sympathetic to
Spring.  First, let it be said that         the ousted Mubarak, staged a coup to
there are dictators that we should          prevent the newly-elected Morsi from
not support because a statist is a          taking power.  Obama did his part:
statist, but sometimes the grass is         he threatened to freeze any assets
greener and some dictators maintain         and monetary aid Egypt was already
stability in the region.  Mubarak is        receiving until the terrorist could
one example.                                take his throne.  And he did.

Mubarak was the dictator of Egypt in        Oppression followed.  Sharia became  
2011.  Under his rule, the Muslim           Egyptian law.  Christians were im-
Brotherhood was shut out of the             prisoned for their faith.  Coptic
country.  By the way, the Muslim            Christians were nearly exterminated.
Brotherhood was recognized as a ter-        Today Egyptian Jews number in the 
ror group in Egypt under Mubarak.           hundreds when they were hundreds of
Meanwhile, in the USA, James Clapper        thousands.  That's a lot of killing
called them a "peaceful, largely            and fleeing.  The MB has been un-
secular organization."  Remember,           leashed on Christians.  Even CBS' 60
it's the *MUSLIM* Brotherhood for a         Minutes, which turns a blind eye to
reason.  Imagine if the Christian           such things, reported on the murders
Coalition was called "Largely secu-         and mass church arsons.  There was
lar"!  Maybe Mubarak's designation          more persecution than under 30 years
was why Obama had a problem with him        before Morsi.
and supported the groundswell of 
radical Muslims calling for his re-         Obama met with Morsi but the perse-
moval from office.                          custion of Christians, nor the op-
                                            pression of Muslims, whose rights
The reason couldn't be because these        were stripped away, never seemed im-
people wanted freedom from oppres-          portant enough.  Obama pledged to
sion. Because when Mohamud Morsi, a         continue funding $1 billion in aid
member of the terrorist organization        to the new terrorist regime.  And it
itself, seized power, Egypt faces an        even gets worse than that.  And Syn-
oppression they haven't seen in mod-        onymous 1 isn't surprised.  But that
ern times.  The Arab Spring became          is another tale.
the Arab Winter, and Obama praised         
it.  Furthermore, he opposed every          This article mentioned ISIS but so
measure to remove Morsi from power,         far we've been talking on general
including the second Arab Spring to         Islamo-terrorists.  There are more
remove Morsi from power.                    tales to come, but we'll pick up on
                                            it in LiberTORian's next issue.((L))



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 CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYER, U.S. SENATOR FROM TEXAS and 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
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It's a wrap for a whole nother issue        Supreme Court's greatest defender of
of LiberTORian.  But!  As Cher sang,        freedom: Chief Justice Rhenquist.
"And the beat goes on".  It's now           He later worked for George W. Bush.
deep into primary season and we've          Then when Bush stopped the execution
got a completely worthless democrat         of an illegal immigrant who raped
party which looks like a Euro-style         and murdered a 14 year old teen in
fringe group out for itself and not         accordance to the World Court's 
a political party with its own view-        wishes, Ted Cruz fought for American
point on how to best serve the pub-         sovereignty against his former boss-
lic.  Having rejected Jim Webb, one         and won!  Regardless of your death
of the only level-headed democrats          penalty views, American sovereignty
remaining, either candidate would           was the issue.
complete Obama's job of bringing 
America, and the rest of the world,         As a lawyer, Ted Cruz also stood be-
into an age of darkness and oppres-         for the Supreme Court NINE TIMES to
sion.                                       opposed Barack Obama's illegal and
                                            unconstitutional attacks on freedom.
That said, it's slim pickings in            AND HE WON MOST OF THOSE!  He was
the republican party.  Donald Trump         the one who won the Hobby Lobby case
is an magician who exhibits so many         and won cases that defended freedom
of the traits that made Obama a             of speech, freedom of religion, and
terrible candidate.  Only six candi-        the 2nd Amendment.  America is less
dates remain:                               free because of Obama, but we would
                                            be SEVERELY LESS FREE without the
  Donald Trump     Marco Rubio              vigilant defense of freedom from Ted
  Ted Cruz         Jeb Bush                 Cruz.
  Marco Rubio      John Kasich
                                            In the senate, Ted Cruz was the LONE
The only republicans with statistic         SENATOR who filibustered Rubio's and
viability are Trump and Cruz.               gang of eight's amnesty bill, on the
                                            floor for twenty-one hours straight.
The only libertarian on that list is
Ted Cruz.  I like Ben Carson person-        Up to four justices may be replaced
ally, but don't know enough about           in the next 4 years.  Cruz swore to
how he will govern.  He also has            only nominate true Constitutionalist
shown low poll numbers in the first         judges to the Supreme Court.  On day
two primary states.                         one he vowed to eliminate the De- 
                                            partment of Education, AND, he said 
Ted Cruz has a consistent record of         he'd pay a visit to each federal de-
fighting for liberty.  His father           partment and tell them, "The perse-
escaped Castro's firing squad!  Even        cution of Christians here ends now."
though that's not his accomplishment        Icing on the cake.
he was instilled with the principles        
of freedom at an early age.  Cruz           Our rights are being eliminated.  
memorized the Constitution at age 13        Trump and the democrats will contin-
and spend his entire life since then        ue down that path.  Cruz is our last
defending it.  He studied law at            chance to restore America.  If we
Harvard and came out with his princ-        choose another, We'll be so far gone
iples unscathed.  He worked as a            it'll become nearly impossible.((L))
clerk for two years for one of the          - - -  E N D   O F   F I L E  - - -