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Hey, you. Yeah, YOU, the stupid-looking one reading this textfile. Get your sticky hands off my keys! Yuchh! Ptoooey! [THIS file's off to a good start!] _______________________________________________________________________________ July 9th in the Year of Our Lord, 1987. Ranier -- A Song Paraody by Night Hawk and The Cruiser [sung to the tune of 'Luka' by Suzanne Vega] My name is Ranier I live on the second floor I live upstairs from you No, I don't think that you've seen me before You won't hear nothin' late at night Cause I'll be having my mid-night bite Just don't ask me what it was Just don't ask me what it was Just don't ask me what I ate I think it's 'cause I'm senseless I worship a 10-year-old Maybe it's because I'm stupid I try not to act real smart I go hyper, then my mother makes me cry After that, I take a nap I just don't argue anymore I just don't argue anymore I just don't argue with her anymore Solo [acoustic guitar] I guess I think I'm O.k. Stayed in the house again I think I'll rent a movie today It's only summer, anyway I guess I'd like to be alone No social life, never away from home Just don't ask me how I am Just don't ask me how I am Just don't ask me -- how I am My name is Ranier I live on the second floor I live upstairs from you No, I don't think you've seen me before You won't hear nothin' late at night 'Cause I'll be havin' my mid-night bite Just don't ask me what it was Just don't ask me what it was Just don't ask me what I ate I go hyper, then my mother makes me cry After that, I'm sent to bed I just don't argue anymore I just don't argue anymore I just don't argue with her anymore. [Mike, you should know that girlfriends, garage bands, and having a social life comes AFTER college! Get with it!] [I think I'll rent a movie tonight. Sorry, guys, I can't play. I wish I was in Florida right now with cousin Henry...] _______________________________________________________________________________ Whoo! That felt good. 'Luka' Words and Music (C)opyright 1987 Suzanne Vega; 'Ranier' lyrics and rhythm not copyrighted and is a direct infringement of United States copyright laws. Sorry, Suzanne. I bet this is really going to slow your business down. Yah. Shour. If you understood this file, then call The P.U.D. <313>/433-3164. And say "hi" to Evil Bunny (no, he's not sysop. Or cosysop even. He just sits in front of the c0mpyuter and looks cute. Boog.) ______________________________________________________________________________ The name of Patti O'Shaughnessey, in all of her beauty, intelligence, passion and sensuousness shall live in the electronic highway forevermore. _______________________________________________________________________________