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Newsgroups: rec.drugs.cannabis ok here goes we're caning up in a friends studyroom at one in the morning and the housemaster has just gone to bed because we can see his lights have been switched off. Of course this activivity is highly illegal, especially at a boarding school. anyways my friend takes a whole 6 inch spliff in one toke through a bong and then proceeds to suck the mutha dry. he stands up and releases the outblow which lasts for a full seven seconds and fills the whole room with smoke. the dude collapses - it was just too much. we all start freaking out cuz we reckon hes in a coma (such is our state of minds) so we throw him in bed and one guy starts pounding the "dead" guys chest to make him wake up. In all the commotion we knock off his hifi from the table. Crash!!!!!! next thing we know the housemasters lights are on. everyone splits and there's me being the good samaritan trying to air the room out and revive my friend whos hanging off the end of his bed. someone comes in and says the mans on his way up the corridor and i start freaking out cuz i can see that there is absolutely no where to hide in this goddam room so i crazily jump into my friends bed and fake sleeping. the housemaster walks in with his brown woollen dressing gown and his leather slippers and bad breath and theres me and zac in the same bed together. the man starts freaking out and i pretend that ive been asleep so i wake up real groggy. the housemaster tells me to get to my room and he'll see me in the morning. meanwhile hes figuring out why the hell zac is knocked out completely and hes shaking him to wake him up but zac is zonked so he cant wake up "and what is this smell?" he asks and as we leave we say its incense sticks which he believes for some extraordinary reason. so he busts us for possession of incense sticks because theyre a fire hazard. so he thinks we were having some gay orgy and we are in hysterics for the next three days because the whole thing was so ridiculous. funny at the time.