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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 11 Num. 14
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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PRINCESSES IN PERIL
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1) Princess Grace of Monaco
2) American "Princess" Marilyn Monroe
3) Princess Diana of Wales
On Geraldo Rivera's WGN television program of 9/30/97, the topic
of discussion was conspiracy theories relating to the deaths of
Princess Grace of Monaco, Marilyn Monroe, and Princess Diana of
Wales. This is Conspiracy Nation's summary of the program.
=1=
Marilyn Monroe
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On May 29, 1962, at a 45th birthday celebration for JFK at
Madison Square Garden, New York, Kennedy-clan intimate Peter
Lawford introduces movie star Marilyn Monroe as "the late Marilyn
Monroe." On August 5, 1962, Monroe is found dead. Officially,
it is called a "suicide." But Geraldo Rivera plainly states on
his program of 9/30/97 that Robert F. Kennedy *knew* that the
Mafia had "bugged" Monroe's home and possessed tapes of
encounters between Bobby and Jack Kennedy and Ms. Monroe.
Geraldo adds that documents are surfacing that indicate the
relationship between the Kennedy brothers and Monroe was "very
deep and personal."
But, says a guest from the Guardian newspaper, we imagine a
conspiracy in such cases because of our inability to accept that
Monroe, Diana, and Grace were snatched from us before their time.
The Guardian reporter says we concoct these elaborate theories to
help us deal with their deaths.
This explains, for example, why Sam and Chuck Giancana, godson
and brother, respectively, of deceased Chicago Mafia boss Sam
"Momo" Giancana, would write
The killers waited for the cover of darkness and, sometime
before midnight, entered Marilyn's [Monroe's] home. She
struggled at first, it was said... [but] their
rubber-gloved hands easily forced her nude body to the bed.
Calmly... they taped her mouth shut and proceeded to insert
a specially "doctored" Nembutal suppository into her anus.
(*Double-Cross* by Sam and Chuck Giancana. ISBN:
0-446-36412-6)
You see, Sam Giancana and his Mafia buddies were really a bunch
of sensitive guys. They had trouble facing how Marilyn Monroe
was snatched away so suddenly from life. To help them deal with
their tender emotions, they "concocted" this conspiracy story and
even put it in a book that became a New York Times bestseller.
=2=
Princess Grace (a.k.a. Grace Kelly)
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Princess Grace was supposedly driving the car when she and
daughter, Princess Stefanie, careened of a cliff. Stefanie
survived. What happened is still a mystery, says Geraldo.
Currently, Stefanie *will not talk* about the accident. The tame
theory is that Stefanie, not old enough to drive, was the actual
driver. The cover-up in this scenario is that, to protect
Stefanie, official reports had Grace as the driver. Other angles
are more sinister, but unfortunately this editor can't recall at
the moment *where* in his vast archives info on these darker
theories is stored.
=3=
Princess Diana of Wales
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Now comes the good stuff. Much new info came out during
Geraldo's broadcast of 9/30/97. Here, arranged by individual
guests, are some of what was said.
Geraldo alerts us that, in the death of Princess Diana,
"Conspiracy theories, suggesting murder, have begun to surface."
According to the mellow talk show host, Kitty Kelly says in her
recent book that, for a time, Princess Diana suspected the
involvement of the British secret service in the death of one of
her favorite bodyguards. He died in a motorcycle crash. Geraldo
offers his own (surprisingly good) "conspiracy theory": Mohammed
Al-Fayed, father of Dodi Fayed, was cruelly treated by his
adopted country, Great Britain. He got the idea, "Here is this
woman (Diana) that's available." He used his handsome son in a
"conspiracy of seduction." Dodi, a playboy with sensibility and
passion, fell in love with Diana. Mohammed Al-Fayed exulted, "I
have achieved my conspiracy. I will show the British royal
family. I will control the mother of the future king of
England." (Not bad, for Geraldo. He may have hidden talent in
the conspiracy field.)
The President of the American-Arab-Muslim Council calls Geraldo's
theory "a very good and valid theory. Mohammed Al-Fayed had
acquired 'jewels' -- national institutions: the Ritz Hotel,
Harrods. And now he wants to add to his collection another
'jewel,' the princess." The Council President says there are