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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 11 Num. 77
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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CLINTON PRESIDENCY: STUCK IN THE MUD
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(Champaign, IL -- 1/28/98) -- The mud still surrounded the
Clinton presidency, although Bill Clinton tried to leave it
behind when he flew out of Washington DC and came to speak here,
at the University of Illinois. Air Force One, symbol of the
Clinton administration, became stuck in the mud at local Willard
Airport, situated on the outskirts of town and surrounded by corn
fields. The President could do nothing but acknowledge that the
mud had defeated him, stopping him from flying off into the skies
toward a better tomorrow.
Earlier, the President and entourage had arrived in Champaign,
Illinois without mishap. They proceeded to the campus of the
large university located here, and the President and Vice
President addressed a capacity crowd. All those who had obtained
the free tickets to the event, however, were not allowed in to
the Assembly Hall. The presidential advance team, it turns out,
distributed many more tickets to the event than there was seating
available. Hundreds found that, after waiting with their young
children in very long lines and in the winter cold, that they
were being turned away from the event. One man complained
bitterly, "I stood in line for two hours, and then they told me I
can't get in!"
Outside the Assembly Hall there were scattered protesters. One
small group of mostly women carried signs and shouted that the
mass media were being unfair to President Clinton, regarding the
massive press coverage of the current Monica Lewinsky scandal.
Another group protested Clinton's vetoes on proposed legislative
bans on partial birth abortion. One man carried a sign saying
simply, "Impeach Clinton." But these protesters were the rare
exception in this sleepy community known for its complacent
agreeableness. "Golly, the President is =here=, in Champaign!"
exclaimed one man. "That's all =I= care about!"
Yet somehow there was an occult magic working here, against the
President, when Air Force One became symbolically and
embarrassingly stuck in the mud. Bill Clinton and his group
could do nothing but cool their heels and stare out at vast,
flat, empty, sighing fields in this tundra of the Midwest.
Perhaps those who had fruitlessly stood in long lines a few hours
earlier, only to be told there was no more room in the Assembly
Hall, took some grim satisfaction from the presidential
inconvenience.
In related news, Sherman Skolnick of the Citizens' Committee to
Clean Up the Courts is reporting as follows. It is well known
that Bill Clinton has long been connected with the American
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). (See, e.g. *Compromised* by
Terry Reed and John Cummings, *Partners in Power* by Roger
Morris, *Defrauding America* by Rodney Stich.) Hillary Rodham
Clinton also "knows plenty," having held a key staff position
during the Nixon Watergate hearings. Hillary worked with Bernie
Nussbaum during the proceedings, and Nussbaum later served as a
key member of the Clinton White House. Next to Nussbaum's office
in the White House was the office of the late Vince Foster, who
died under suspicious circumstances on July 20, 1993. Said to
have been the last known person to see Foster before his death
was Linda Tripp, a holdover from the Bush White House. There are
inklings of a lesbian clique interwoven throughout the fabric of
the Clinton White House. In 1992, on Skolnick's local television
program, he says he showed documents relating to "a criminal
circle of lesbian alleged businesswomen," involved in illegal
export of weapons to foreign terrorists, and who were close
personal friends of the First Lady. One member of this alleged
lesbian clique was indicted for the illegal exports, says
Skolnick, but the charges were dropped when her connections to
the First Lady and to the CIA took the pressure off. Helping to
keep a lid on the current sex scandal shaking up the Clinton
White House is the Rev. Jesse Jackson, according to Skolnick's
sources. Jackson "has reportedly obstructed justice by
reportedly trying to get a White House Secret Service agent to
refuse to testify as an apparent eyewitness to Bill Clinton's
sexual encounters in the White House." Vernon Jordan, a key
Clinton lieutenant, is a partner of oil monopoly heavyweight
Robert Strauss. Strauss, CN readers will recall, was reported by
Skolnick to have been part of a contingent of Democrats who tried
to persuade Bill Clinton not to run for re-electionn in 1996.
Mr. Skolnick also is exploring whether Bill Clinton's current
troubles regarding allegations of his relationship with Monica
Lewinsky are connected in any way to the Mossad, the Israeli
intelligence agency. Skolnick, himself Jewish, cautions that,
just as the CIA does not represent all Americans, so too the
Mossad does not represent all Jews. Nonetheless, he finds it
intriguing that, according to his information, Monica Lewinsky,
Linda Tripp, and Lucianne Goldberg (Tripp's literary agent who
persuaded Tripp to secretly tape Lewinsky) are all Jews. On or
about January 20th, Bill Clinton rudely snubbed Israeli Prime
Minister Bebe Netanyahu, who was visiting the US. Shortly
thereafter, all hell broke loose when the Lewinsky tapes became
public. Could a revenge motive be the source of the President's
current troubles?
Although Skolnick gives credence to reports that President
Clinton is on the verge of being asked to step down from office,
he thinks it is unlikely that Clinton will acquiesce. "They will
have to physically drag him from the building," says Skolnick.
"He will not go quietly."
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