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The Complete Solve to Leather Goddess of Phobos
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Leather Goddesses of Phobos Solve
By Charazz, Mad Hacker, & Obsidian
Ok...well, we'll start out in Joe's Bar. This is where you decide
whether you want to be a boy or a girl. If you want to be a boy, go NW;
if you wanna be a girl, go NE. The next thing to do is to GET STOOL.
Then PISS. Then go back the way you came, either SE or SW. Now for the
fun part...type LEWD, then 19(for your age). Now WAIT until you're in
the cell. GET ALL, OPEN DOOR, S(outh), OPEN NARROW DOOR, S, GET ALL, N,
U, N, TURN ON FLASHLIGHT, STAND ON TRENT, ENTER CIRCLE, HISS, W, GET
JAR, PUT ALL IN BASKET, ENTER CIRCLE, GET SWORD, S, MOUNT, W. You should
be at the main hatch now. So, DISMOUNT, GET SUIT, WEAR SUIT, OPEN HATCH,
N. Now you are matched up against an assassin with bad breath. So, you
gotta kill him before he kills you. HIT THORBAST WITH SWORD, then press
G until it says that his sword is coming toward you. This may take a
long time, but it will work. If you wish, you may want to alternate
between commands like swing sword, hit sword, kill assassin, etc.
Anyway, once you see that happen, GET HIS SWORD and then OFFER HIS SWORD
TO THORBAST. Now with Thorbast out of the way, HIT MONSTER WITH SWORD
and UNSTRAP YOUNG WOMAN. Now FOLLOW YOUNG WOMAN and you'll get the photo
of Jean Harlow. Now OPEN DOOR and go E(ast). You have a fun time with
Elysia and then go S(outh). Go S, MOUNT, E, DISMOUNT, W, W, W, and ENTER
CIRCLE. Then WAIT and you should be at the ruins with the frog. If not,
then something is screwed. Go W, W, NW, SHOW PAINTING TO MOUSE, GET
MOUSE, S, ENTER CIRCLE. Now you should be in the basement. Go U, U, N
and ENTER CIRCLE. Now you should be in the jungle. Go E, E, TAKE STAIN,
NW, OFFER FLASHLIGHT TO SALESMAN, GET MACHINE, KNOCK ON DOOR, D, GIVE
CHOCOLATE TO MALE (or female if you're female) GORILLA, Z, Z, FUCK
FEMALE GORILLA(or male if you're female), GET HOSE, EAT CHOCOLATE, OPEN
CAGE, OUT, UNSTRAP ME, UNSTRAP TRENT, DROP HOSE, PULL SWITCH, GET UP,
GET HOSE, ENTER CIRCLE, PULL KNOB, OPEN BOX, GET COIN, SE, ENTER CIRCLE.
Now you should be at the Royal Docks. So, ENTER BARGE, PRESS PURPLE,
PRESS ORANGE, Z, Z, Z, Z, PRESS ORANGE, OUT, N, PUT ALL IN BASKET, DROP
SWORD, GET MESSAGE, GET BALM, S, IN, PRESS ORANGE, Z, PRESS ORANGE, Z,
OUT, E, NE, Y(don't worry, Trent and Tiffany never die), SAY "RIDDLE",
W, READ CODED MESSAGE. Now type in the number that appears on the coded
message, except type it in backwards. The guard should reply, I'll
summon that one. Go W, Z, ASK WIFE TO KISS MY KNEECAPS, GET ALL, DROP
STOOL, DROP MESSAGE, D, SAY "KWEEPA", HOP, CLAP, NW, N, NE, E, CLAP, NE,
HOP, NE, SAY "KWEEPA", CLAP, SE, D, NW, HOP, CLAP, NE, N, SAY "KWEEPA",
S, CLAP, HOP, NE, U, NW, CLAP, GET PHONE BOOK, SAY "KWEEPA", HOP, NW,
CLAP, S, SE, SE, D, CLAP, HOP, SAY "KWEEPA", NE, W, CLAP, E, HOP, W, S,
CLAP, SAY "KWEEPA", SW, GET RAFT, HOP, CLAP, N, S, E, NW, CLAP, SAY
"KWEEPA", HOP, N, U, GET PIN, N, E, SE, U, ENTER CIRCLE. Now you've
passed the hardest part in the game. By the way, if you didn't follow
the above catacomb directions to the letter, you should be dead. Anyway,
now you shouldn't be able to see. So type D until the floor crashes in.
Then DROP TORCH, DROP MAP, ENTER CIRCLE, W, IN, PRESS ORANGE, G, Z, Z,
Z, OUT, PRESS ORANGE, W, PUT STAIN ON CIRCLE, DROP STAIN, ENTER CIRCLE,
S, GET SACK, OPEN SACK, EMPTY LEAVES, PUT ALL IN SACK, N, NE, U, GET
SHEET, TEAR SHEET, TIE STRIPS TOGETHER, TIE ROPE TO BED, THROW ROPE OUT
WINDOW, 200, Z, Z, TAKE HEADLIGHT, CLIMB DOWN STAIRS, E, MOVE SOD, ENTER
CIRCLE. You should now be at the end of the hallway. Go N, ENTER CIRCLE,
E, D, OUT, S, SE, DONATE COIN TO PENGUIN, SE, EMPTY BASKET INTO SACK, N,
GET BABY, PUT BABY IN BASKET, PUT BLANKET IN BASKET, S, S, PUT BASKET ON
STOOP, WAIT until she opens the door and takes the baby, then OPEN DOOR,
ENTER IGLOO, TAKE COTTON BALLS, OUT, N, NW, W, ENTER CIRCLE. Now you
should be at Wattz Up Dock. Go W, W, NW, PUT BALM ON LIPS, PUT PIN ON
NOSE, DROP ALL, COVER EARS WITH HANDS, CLOSE EYES, KISS FROG, GET
BLENDER, TAKE PIN OFF NOSE, DROP PIN, TAKE OFF BALM, DROP BALM, SHOW
PAINTING TO MOUSE, TAKE MOUSE (Make sure you show him painting first)
TAKE ALL BUT BALM AND PIN, W, N, N, OPEN COMPARTMENT, PUT JAR IN
COMPARTMENT, CLOSE COMPARTMENT, TURN ON MACHINE, OPEN COMPARTMENT, GET
JAR, RUB CREAM ON DAUGHTER, GET ANGLE, N, PUT RAFT IN WATER, GET IN
RAFT, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, GRAB DOCK, S, E, S, GIVE COIN TO PROPRIETOR,
SEARCH DUST. Now press G until you grab the tube, then go TUBE, PUT
CIRCLE ON GROUND, ENTER CIRCLE, Z, Z, GIVE BLENDER TO TRENT, GIVE HOSE
TO TRENT, GIVE COTTON BALLS TO TRENT, GIVE ANGLE TO TRENT, GIVE
HEADLIGHT TO TRENT, GIVE MOUSE TO TRENT, GIVE PHOTO TO TRENT, GIVE
PHONEBOOK TO TRENT...
There is is...
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