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When we tried to drag her out of the peat, her husband came out of the house. He had obviously been drinking, and his left hand held a meat cleaver. "You," he said, "are Martian Spies." "Why heavens no," we replied, assuming our quasi-neo-classical-bogus looks of innocence [taught us by the late great Mars Jimmy, who was famous for saying "Who, me?"], "we just thought we'd throw your wife into the peat and drag her out again." Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open