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issue 18
about anarky
by ruiner

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			r00iners AnArKy pHilEz v0l 1.

LegaL BuLLsh1t: THEZE PHILEZ R 4 INF0RMATON PURPUSES 0NLY!!! U G0T THAT?!?! 
S0 IF U GET KAUT 0R BL0W YUR FINGERZ 0FF WIT DIS INF0ZE THEN U R A STUPIDD 
ASSH0LE FAGG0T FURST 0F ALL...AND SEKOND 0F ALL...IT AIN'T OUR FUCKEN FALT.


phile Numer0 Un0: Makin' GingEr aLe
 
	Have u evr wanted 2 make your own ginger ale?! of korse u have  Every 
full blown anarkist and ginger ale drincker has thot about it at 1 point or 
another  me and my budz g0t tired of paying up 2 $2.50 4 aa b0ttle uf ginger 
ale and up 2 $1.50 4 a kan (it haz 0nly been 1.50 a kan at Kafee WIM when I 
amm at tha 2600 meeetin) Soo me and my budz started to try and n0t pay soo 
much dough 4 da ginger ale by steelin tha ginger ale so we kan drinck da 
ginger aLE bkause we like da ginger ale  at furst we just tried to bargen 
with da store cash guy bkuze he iz da guy who sellz us da ginger ale  Butt 
tha store guy still wanted tha same amount of moolah but we didnt give up on 
da store guy  neckst me and my frends went into da store wearing muthafuckin 
trenchcoats and we said to da stor asshole "Hey Mista U kno dat shit happens 
but if U give us all da ginger ale we want we kan make sure dat none shit 
don't happen 2 your store" And then he told us 2 get outta his stor and never 
cum bak  the last stab at da store guy wuz funnee 4 us we went in and sed 
"Look busta!!!!! We R Mutha Fucken Anarkists! Do U kno what anarky meens pal!
?!?! It meens blowin da fuck outta shit shit like dis store, and if U dont 
give uss all of your ginger ale then dat is what we are plannnin on doin"  
Neckst thin we know...we are surrondred by da pigz and we got our assez 
hauled off 2 da pig sty.  So we gave up on tryin to spend less lettuce
on da ginger ale and dicided 2 not pay anylonger at all 4 da ginger ale  
Phirst we tried 2 steel it but we alwayz get kicked outta da store bkuze of 
da bom thin so neckst we thot "HAY! Letxz steel it rite frum da faktory!!!!"  
So I konned my big brutha to dribve us 2 da neerest Kanada Dry faktory that 
wuz onlee a 3 hour drive  when we got there we got into da faktory after 
serchin around 4 an opinin but we set off an alarm and da pigz came again and 
my brutha toook off   luckily sinse we r all undur 12 yeers old we didn't get 
in no truble butt my big brutha was charged as an aksesorie  then we gave up  
not only koud we not get ginger ale for phree but we kouildnt evhan by it 
nemore  then I had a brainstorm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Y dont we make oRE own 
ginger ale?!?!?!??! dat would be fucken koolio to da fucken shit!!!!  
so here are da skematisckas 2 make ure own gingar ale

carbonated water
sugar/glucose
fructose
citric acid
natural flavour
sodium benzoate
colouring

N0w get all uf dese thinkgs at da lokal store and mixem all 2getur in a big 
pot for about 3 hours ansd u got homweade ginger ale..  now datz good 
drincken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! notwe: Dis is not phor whimpz AND lamahz, U should 
only reed this if U R smart, if U R a dummass then kill Urself noW!!!!!!! 

phile duos: phree PoWur Bah

K, This iz it! No more payin for fucken shitty power barz!!!!!!  I alwayz 
hated having to go down to fuckin radio slut and havin to pay 7 dollarz 4 a 
powur bar] so I found a simple way around dat and any fucken retard from 
retasrd land kuld undurstand whut I R talkin about nd stufff  K, phirst thin 
U need is a safty deposit bocks  if you dnt have 1 then GET ONE U FUCKEN 
RETARD!  Now remeber Da Safty Depozirt Bocks kan only B used 4 dis purpoz, 
it may kost U a bit butt it'll be wurth it when U got ur power bar  now that 
u have a sdb you must put all uf yr identifikashun in it, this iz VITUL!!! 
now U must get a KevlAer Vest, I kant help yoyu out wit dat, U must find 1 
yurself (ttry steelin 1 frum a polise stashun! datsz whut I didn't not du, 
but dats not 4 skared litul farees!!!) Now U have a SDP and a kevlar jacket U 
muzt go to Rideau Centur (THIS ONLY WURKS IN OTTAWA! SO IF YOU FUCKIN LIVE 
SOMEWHERE ELSE AND U WANT PHREE POWER BAHRS THEN YOU BETTUR GET YO SHITTY 
FUCKIN ASS DOWN HEREW FUCKER!!!)  and loook 4 da raffel displey thineg and 
you will C dat there is a powur barh powurubng it, take dat and U got a phree 
power bar, now for da last final detale, go toy your sdb and get it shut down 
but leeve ur idebntificashun, now U cant get in truble for gwetting tha powur 
bar bkuxsze tha bank has all ur id so u kant sho it 2 ne1!1!!!!!1!!   
PS, id lik 2 thanck Divin Owverflo 4 dis fuckin grate idea, tankz mann! 

Greeetzz nd showt owts: 
Nitefowl        -yur aleeas iz ez 2 speel dood
Draknesss       -C U at Wundrlaundf dood!!!!!!!!
Luthah          -Whenzx UUUI gonna get sumthin out??!?!?!
Durty Burd      -Fish Hed Gan roolz wit toolz dood
Maledjuster     -Mental EXCRUNmenut iz neeto like a speeto
Textite         -Simbuoio.sxysx iz phat like a bat
Shotttguin      -iXHS rox like a bocks ful uf glox
Morf            -Da warezzzZZZzz cave iz da place 2 B
Phire           -I wrot Dis in Montreelal dood!!!!!!!!!!

Fuxeors yous to:
Chee Geveero    -U got kixored out uf lEEt skool U fuxen lamah!!!!
Poge Mahune     -getr yur name chngered fhoolio!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Buyerviz        -KBEK ROOOOLZ FOOLZ
Joopiter ate    -Menshun Lynucks 1 more tym nd I will put a cap in yur ass fool
Arsonikcs       -Relutivtu iz bouring fucko! soo iz intercoencytgcveneszs
Riet            -leern 2 driv foolio, U get me killied soon sumdayr
Yowlah          -grow up lamah U iz only da 11 yers uld
			
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