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. The Interstellar Times .
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. Authors: Dimension Master .
. & The Giggler .
. Vol. 06 .
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THE POT GUIDE
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Note from the Authors:
We have never smoked marijuana,
and never will. But our friend,
Ernie Lundquist, has. He told us
all the stuff that's in this file.
P.S. Ernie lives at 2120 North
Highland Avenue, Apartment B, Los
Angeles, California 90028. He
keeps his stash in his shower
curtain rod. Now, that the file is
finished, we don't need him anymore.
THE EFFECTS OF GRASS
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Here are two "profound" revelations
revealed to our friend Ernie while he
was stoned: "Survival of the species
is everybody's business," And "No
matter how much you dislike pickles,
it is, after all, the only thing that
you can do with cucumbers."
Sample Stoned Conversation
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VIRGINIA: Are you hungry?
ANDY: No. (Long reflective pause.)
Wait a minute. Did you mean am
I hungry for food, or am I
hungry in the abstract, like
hungry for knowledge or
adventure?
VIRGINIA: What are you talking about?
ANDY: You asked if I were hungry.
VIRGINIA: Did I?
ANDY: Yes.
VIRGINIA: Well, are you?
ANDY: Am I what?
Hiding Places
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The Hollow Chairleg- This is not a
good place. The chair will break
when a cop is over asking about
the man who used to live next
door.
Putting the grass in a small jar and
putting that jar in a large jar of
mayonaise- This is O.K. but you get
mayonaise on your hands, and in
your hair and everything.
Throwing it way up high- Excellent,
for very short periods of time.
Dangers of Grass
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1) Getting Busted
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You have smoked your first marajuana
cigarette. It's your bedroom or
living room alright, and everything
is exactly the same, but everything
is exactly different than it ever was
before you were stoned. And suddenly
you don't care about your arthritis,
or that you have to appear in court
that next day because of a speeding
ticket, or that you've got a mid-term
paper due in two days, or that you've
only got one ear.
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. The Interstellar Times .
. (C)Text Department of A.D.E. .
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