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"Barri!, we stand at the dawn of a new era!"
"...yes, master?"
"Barri, after many years of study I am ready,
This day will see my crowning achievement,
For today I, El Presidente, intend to
breathe life into long dead tissues, I will
CREATE LIFE ITSELF!!"
"Master, is this thing possible??"
"Yes, Barri, it is possible, and I will do it!
Throw open the roof to the heavens, let the
mystical force of electricity re-animate this
mouldering corpse!!"
<KEEEEEERASSSSSHHHHH> <KAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM>
"BARRI!!! IT WORKS, IT WORKS, MY CREATION LIVES!!"
THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS LIVES AGAIN