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ASSOCIATED PRESS -- 12/25/93
RADICAL CHANGES IN IMMIGRATION
BR, News today from The Banana
Republic BBS on radical changes to
the Republic's immigration policy.
A spokesman today confirmed that the
dictator, El Presidente has opened
the doors of his BBS to a flood of
immigrants from several local
bulletin boards. Up to 100 places
for NEW USERS have been reserved on
the User List. All potential
immigrants have been asked to phone
(???)???-???? as soon as possible so
that applications can be processed
without delay.
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