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[ONE MORNING, ON THE PRESIDENTIAL FRONT LAWN]
...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Heroes in a half-shell,
TURTLE POWER!!!!!!!!!
"Hey, Donatelo dude, scope this out man!!"
"What is it Leonardo??"
"Mondo, dude, its some sort of Palace in a Tropical Paradise!!"
"This looks like the Shreder's work guys!!"
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[INSIDE THE PALACE]
"Barri!?"
"Yes, boss?"
"Barri, why are there four idiotic turtles, cavorting on my front lawn?"
"I dunno, boss..."
"Barri, get rid of them."
"Yes, boss!"
[RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA]
"Barri?"
"Yes, boss?"
"Send out the invitations, its turtle soup, for dinner tonight, in...
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