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Faster than a speeding Banana
More power than a loco-Banana
Able to leap tall Bananas in a single bound
Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no its...
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THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS
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"Awww Mom, its not flying, I can see the strings holding it up..."
"Quiet Johnny"
"But Mom, its just an old Banana in red tights!"
"Shut up JOHNNY!"
"But Mom..."
"FUCK UP!!!!!!"
"SOB SOB WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"