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Its Christmas Time in the Banana Republic ----------------------------------------- <Cue the plastic, lifeless elevator Xmas muzak> <Cue the gaudy, irritatingly bright, flashing, Christmas lights> <Cue Santa's Elves, dancing like moronic imbeciles> <Ready the thousands of smiling extras singing boring, idiotic carols> <Cue the smelly, ugly, fat, drunk, child molester in the Santa Suit> "Is the homicidal, manical Banana with the chainsaw ready????" "Good..." "Lights, Cameras, Action..." . . ----------------------- THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS -----------------------