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File : SPH-4.TXT Author : Bat Bastard BBS : The Banana Republic BBS SPHEROIDS PART 4, MORE THAN YOU EXPECTED TO SEE, MORE THAN YOU EXPECTED TO FEEL (see sph-4.txt for eps 1 to 3) Lacy ran and ran and ran. When she was sure no-one was following her, she headed for home. On the way she noticed a dead bird lying in the gutter. "Hello bird!" said Lacy. "kwarkle oogle argle ogle" sqwarked the bird. "You smell of mists of mellow fruitfullness" continued Lacy looking at its putrifying carcase. "Bog Off." said the bird, so she stomped on its head. When Lacy got home, she noticed a large unruly crowd,outside her neighbours house. The attention appeared to be centred on a large, white van with the words "NOISE ABBAITMENT" stencilled on the side . Stange noises came from the house."Crrrooooinqqqq!" "qwadddDDDannngg!". Obviously that nice young ethnic gentleman was playing thae blend of african rythmn and white synchopation that he found appealling to his cultural identity. He began to speak (well, yell, actually, for at this moment, the music reached a particularly strident chord, and the mna from noise abaitment appeared to be donning a flak jacket) "......THEN I SEE, A NIGGER THAT I DON'T LIKE..." heard Lacy,"......I'M THE KIND OF NIGGER THATS BUILT TO LAST..." He was obviously recounting anacdotes to his chums "... FUCK WITH ME I'LL PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS..." ,Really, thought Lacy, that young of man african descent obviously had an outlook problem. Stepping between the man from the salvation army, and the ready-reaction force, Lacy entered her home. "Hello Tilly !", she saluted her sister. "Got the Risotoo?" hissed Tilly. "Better" said Lacy,displaying the aforementioned poison. "Good" snapped Tilly, "now, do your stuff".Tilly retired toher room to listen to a record of one of the best talents of 'New-Wave' music to come out of Britain in the late seventies. Lacy mixed the poison with her mothers midday meal, a 'big-serve' can of DB. Wearing a smirk akin to that worn by a mormon on a moped, entered the lounge with her mothers lunch on an upsidedown chinese-checkers board (the closest they had to a silver tray). Mummy had a 'Trick' so she made herself scarce. Mummy and Co had the radio on in the background (91FM , since thier collective IQ didn't reach double figures). "It has been revealed today" crackled the announcer "that a new brand of rat poison has been released on the market , a brand wholley harmless to humans.It is called ....." "Snorffff!" Said mummy,quaffing deeply to fortify herself for the nuptials to come . "However, tests on lab humans have revealed that in combination with DB, this poison is lethal..." "Harwkkhh-Froth-froth-swgidggle" said mummy "Synchronicity....." Warbled Gordon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AUTHOR : Bat Bastard ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brought to the WORLD by The Banana Republic BBS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------