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(' ') #13 - July 1st, 1993
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New gNu NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw GNU NEw releases for July, 1993:
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231: "Sunday Night Inside the Net" by Obscure Images. Angstful Generation
X'ers angstfully analyze antisocial aspirations. Analogies abound aplenty and
apply to arty asexuals and affected aardvarks. Ah.
232: "Fred, the Boy Everyone Hated" by Allen Williams. Fred the Third
Grader... pushed over the edge by the playground monitor. Non-stop action!
233: "Desert Road Dick Disaster" by Lady Carolin and Renee O'Willsie. This
file has to be a first of some sort. Renee O'Willsie is Tequila Willy's little
sister. Teamed up with cDc's only female member, Lady Carolin, the two go on a
castratin', whiskey-drinkin' rampage. Fuckin' A, d00d(ette).
234: "Hybrid Vigor" by Curtis Yarvin. Antonio the Badger-Man fought the laws
of genetics for his true love, but lost the brutal race against time... and
DEATH!! Woah.
235: "Somethin'" by Franken Gibe. More angstful action as day turns to night
and ain't nothin' gettin' clearer.
236: "Easy Rider II" by Erik Radmall. A Harley-riding honey and a fat purple
dinosaur cruise into town. Strangers. Something's just BOUND to happen.
237: "The Fart of War" by Havok Halcyon. A detailed story of one man's
gastronomical prowess.
238: "Clubbing" by Xibo (Mr. Coates). Visit the biggest C&W club in Tuson for
a hootenanny. It's introspective.
239: "Truckin' an' Fuckin'" by Omega. Yeehaw! White Knight the hard-drivin'
trucker goes for a swinging time with those zany wife swappers.
240: "Condors, Ganja, Rah Rah Rah!" by Clifton Royston and kEvin. A new breed
of stoned super-condors swoop from the skies and attack the Rose Bowl-watching
sports enthusiasts! It's obviously a plot.
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From: cDc communications/P.O. Box 53011/Lubbock, TX 79453/sratte@cypher.com
This is Swamp Ratte's stuff:
All the cDc t-files on disk by mail, for convenience sake! Specify
MS-DOS or Apple II format 3.5" disks. $3.00 cash.
cDc stickers! Same design as were flying around at HoHoCon, with the
scary-lookin' cow skull. k00l. Send a SASE and 50 cents for a dozen of
'em (or just send a dollar).
Weasel-MX tape! _Obvious_ 45-minute cassette. This is Swamp Ratte's
funk/punk-rock/hip-hop band. It's a mess, but fun. $3.00 cash.
cDc hat! Yeah, get yer very own stylin' black baseball cap embroidered
with the cDc file-header-type logo on the front in white. This isn't the
foam-and-mesh cheap kind of hat; it's a "6-panel" (the hat industry term)
quality deal. Roll hard with the phat cDc gear. $15.00 plus a buck for
postage. An unsolicited quote from THE NIGHTSTALKER regarding his hat:
"The hat is really spiffy, and I know it'll be getting me the respect and
women I deserve! I feel SO elite!" Y0wZa.
_Swingin' Muzak_ compilation tape! An hour of rockin' tuneage from
Weasel-MX (all new for '93), Counter Culture, Acid Mirror, Truth or
Consequences, Grandma's V.D., and Sekrut Squirrel. Lotsa good, catchy,
energetic stuff for only $5.00 cash.
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From: FNORD! Publications/2660 Trojan Dr. #912/Green Bay, Wisconsin 54304-1235
obscure@cypher.com
This is Obscure Images' stuff:
FNORD! 'zine #1 & #4 - $2.00 Each
Shoggoth 912 #1 - $0.75
For some snarly techno grooves, send away for the new tape from Green
Bay's finest (and only) technorave sensation, I OPENING! IO-Illumination
Demo Tape (7 songs of joy) - $5.00
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From: HoHoCon/1310 Tulane, Box #2/Houston, TX 77008-4106/drunkfux@cypher.com
This is Drunkfux's stuff:
HoHoCon '92 T-Shirts : Black : XL : Elite : Stylish : Dope : Slammin'
Only $15 + $3 shipping ($4 for two shirts).
Your choice of either "I LOVE FEDS" or "I LOVE WAREZ" on front, where
"LOVE" is actually a red heart, ala "I LOVE N.Y." or "I LOVE SPAM."
On the back of every beautimus shirt is...
dFx & cDc Present
HOHOCON '92
December 18-20
Allen Park Inn
Houston, Texas
HoHoCon '92 VHS Video : 6 Hours : Hilariously Elite : $18 + $3 shipping
Please make all checks payable to O.I.S. Free cDc sticker with every
order! Multiple orders just pay one shipping charge of $4. w0w!
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From: Bill's Shirt Thing/P.O. Box 53832/Lubbock, TX/79453
This is Franken Gibe's stuff:
AIDS sucks! Order a catalog! Nifty t-shirts that make you happy.
Proceeds go to local AIDS Resource Center. Send a $0.29 stamp for the
cat'.
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From: Teach Me Violence magazine/61 East 8th St./Suite 202/New York, NY 10003
This is The Pusher's stuff:
Teach Me Violence 'zine:
Issue #1 (Mr. Bungle, COC, Murphy's Law)
Issue #2 (Helmet, Supertouch, Agnostic Front, American Standard)
Issue #3 (Faith No More, Chris Haskett, Cathedral, Iceburn, Venom)
$3.00 cash each
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From: A Day In The Life Of.../P.O. Box 94221/Seattle, WA 98124
This is Lady Carolin's stuff:
A Day In The Life Of... 'zine, free with two stamps.
Bi-monthly contact list of girlie bands/grrrl bands/female vocalists. $1.
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__________________________________/cDc Gnuz\__________________________________
"cDc: Hype Is Fun"
Hey! y0w! Here we go for July. This month marks cDc's 7th year of existence,
and we figure we've outlasted every other active group in the 'puter
underground. So |-|00-rAy for that. Watch for another release in mid-July...
just like DC Comix! EE.
nEw cDc b0red: Metalland Southwest, sysoped by Drunkfux. 713/468-5802.
Reviving the esteemed "Metalland" name, good idea. Get the latest HoHoCon info
and plead to join The K-Rad ASCII Possee.
gNu cDc b0red GNAME: Greenpeace has renamed his Finitopia board to Body
Electric which is up at 916/673-8412. s0 kaWl QUICK.
The 0ffishule cDc Internet FTP site: zero.cypher.com. This is Drunkfux and
Louis Cypher's k-gnarly deal. Login as "anonymous" and get all the cDc stuph
fast Fast FAST!
cDc Mailing list: Get on the ever-dope and slamagnifiterrific cDc mailing
list! Send mail to cDc@cypher.com and include some wonderlessly elite message
along the lines of, "ADD ME 2 DA MAILIN LIZT!!@&!"
NEW Official cDc Global Domination Factory Direct Outlets:
Spineline/virtualscrewdriver 615/926-0399
The Web 203/869-0938
Lost Horizons 203/667-4953
Purple Hell 806/791-0747
The Pulsating Temple of STAN 508/371-9849
We're always taking t-file submissions, so if you've got a file and want to
really get it out there, there's no better way than with cDc. Upload text to
The Polka AE, or my Internet address, or send disks or hardcopy to the cDc post
office box in Lubbock, TX.
Coming s00n: a FAQ file, a cDc BBS ad file, and more SNAZZY and FASCINATING
misquotes we like to attribute to cDc which you can say flippantly at parties
so as to seem WITTY and INTERESTING yourSELF.
See ya,
S. Ratte'
cDc/Editor and P|-|Ear13zz |_3@DeRrr
"We're into t-files for the girlies and money."
cDc and the K-C0W PHORCE: a brighter future, whiter whites, no static cling!
Write to: cDc communications, P.O. Box 53011, Lubbock, TX 79453.
Internet: sratte@cypher.com, sratte@mindvox.phantom.com.
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cDc Global Domination Update #13-by Swamp Ratte'-"Hyperbole is our business"