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disclaimer: dont do this. its not meant to be done so just dont
im not responsible if you do
Its Another F.I.S.H.
File!
By Punk Rock Girl
&
The Potatoe Lady
VANDAL series VOLUME 3!
The Wonderful World Of Glue
There are probably other files out there on glue but i have not
seen one yet. I amnow gonna give you a few ideas on the IM-proper
use of glue for the purpose of shear joy.
For all of these wonderous little tidbits you will need:
1 or 2 tubes of really good glue
I like to use that JB Weld stuff. It is really good and dries in
10 minutes. It has the hardness of steel and can only be removed
with one thing, SAND PAPER!
Of course this special creation of an overindustrial society is
expensive, so for the more cost efficient anarchist i would
recomend apoxy. Radio Shack ( the ignorat supplier of the worlds
demise ) has really good apoxy that comes in a syringe all ready
to go!
now for the good part....
Things to do with your friend, glue:
1. put it in the locks at your skool
2. put it in your mothers hair while she sleeps
3. in the skool bus door locks
4. on the hinges of all doors you can find
5. on the pull down fire alarms
6. glue pay phone receivers down
7. glue atomatic sliding doors ( like on a grocery store ) closed
8. make a steering wheel never turn again
9. in wall sockets
10 in fone outlets
11 in computer disk drives
12 put it into a tv, they have slots in the back to let heat off
13 glue printer head into place
14 glue money to the ground
15 glue trash to the ground in the mall
16 glue rude fliers to the wall in the bathroom
I mean wall paper those suckers up all over!
17 inject glue into the lab animals at skool
19 inject it into plastic soda bottles in the top where they wont
notice a small leak
20 glue the mouse buttons down
21 glue video game buttons down
22 fill coin slots
23 put super glue on the joystick of the most popular game
24 glue joysticks down
25 a coke can the floor near a coke machine
26 glue doors OPEN
27 glue somebodys clothes together
28 glue sombodys ass to their chair
29 stick broken glass on some ones driveway
30 glue vcr tapes permantly in the vcr
31 go to a video rental store and glue the cases closed
32 put glue on camera lenses ( opaque glue )
33 glue books closed for good
34 glue large stacks of books together
35 write a lewd message on a wall with JB Weld
36 is your dad a fucking asshole? glue his mouth closed
37 glue speakers down so they dont vibrate anymore ( great for
mini trucks )
38 glue various contraceptive devices to the walls of an
elementary skool ( the kids go insane at the sight of it)
39 glue lightbulbs into the sockets ( that'll be a tuffy to
change )
40 COAT the teachers favorite coffee mug with glue
41 glues chairs to the floor
42 things to the shelves at grocery stores
43 glue the gas pump handles down so when they pre-pay it turns
on all over them
44 glue windows shut
45 glue everything in your favorite teachers desk, to the desk
46 does your skool have a computer lab? glue the enter key down.
this works in typing class too
47 pull the fire alarm, glue it down
48 put glue ALL over a video tape box, now drop it in the night drop slot
49 glue down certain buttons on the phone
50 glue their wallet shut
51 glue backpacks closed
52 glue light switches on, or off
These are just a few ideas.. There are many more ways to use glue
so have phun.