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! How to Construct a ZOOM Tube !
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! By: The Metallian & !
! Rat Salade !
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The Zoom Tube, or Beer Bong, is a very usefull instrument in today's
living. It simply consists of a tube(we suggest 1inch in diameter, and 2
1/2 feet long), and a funnel. Simply put the funnel on one end of the tube,
and presto, you have a Zoom Tub
Here is how to use it...
Place the funnel on one end of the tube, making sure that it sits pretty
tight on the tube. Hold the funnel a little bit lower than the other end
of the tube. Poor the beer into the funnel, making sure that the funnel
stays lower than the other end.
A lot of people have modified this technique, this was the simple design
to show you a basic one, so, make soe mods for it! I will include
sometime, when I have time, some other designs of the beer bong.
Take one(or two or three...) to the next party you go to, believe me, it
will be a big hit(no punn intended)! You will find that some people will
be a little paranoid to try it, but friends of mine have taken 4 down, and
havent puked, or felt sick or
Later,
The Metallian &
Rat Salade