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(_)(_) `How to Make Stereo threw the Fone` (_)(_)
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(_)(_) Written by: The Necrophiliac (_)(_)
(_)(_) A Neon Knights Head Bangers Communications (_)(_)
(_)(_) 07-27-86 (_)(_)
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Most fuckn mothers fuckers at some point in your life wanted the other
party to here the Thrash Metal you where playing. Heres the solution.
The parts you'll need will cost all of 2.00 to nothing..
PARTS LIST
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1] A Three pin toggle switch
2] About 5 feet of speaker wire
And a Small drill
If your Fone is in the same room as you Stereo like normal people you got it
made. Take your speaker wire and hook it up to the speaker output on the
Stereo. Next to the positive or negative it dont matter connect the switch.
This switch will be used as a on and off switch for the stereo sound.
Next thing you must do is drill a small fuckn hole in you fone Near the Microfone
part (This works best with the older fones with the mouth pieces that screw off).
Make sure the hole is big enough for the speaker wire. and not too fuckn big.
Next run the wire threw the hole into the microfone part. After you unscrew the
mouth piece and take out the microfone you will see two fuckn prongs pull out
that piece and look underneath it you will see two screws. Unscrew them and
attach positive to psitive and negative to negative. Now when ever you wanna
blast stereo music threw the fone make sure the stereo is on and flick the
switch on. The only draw back to this is the person can't hear you if you talk
into the microfone when the music is on.
Diagram (for the stupid people)
/switch
___|____/
| |
on|________|off
| | |
+ + -from stereo______-____________
| | |
____| |___________ |
\ \away from stereo____________ |
to stereo +| |-
to fone
Now that wasn't so fuckn hard now was it?! I hope not..If it was blow up your
apple and ask you father if you can lick his cum...Say, "Daddy I'm a Cum-
Licker".
Special Thanxs To:
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-An Anonymous Editor that the Neon Knights will
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