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! Formatted 80col of course !
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! How to Construct a ZOOM Tube !
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! By: The Metallian & !
! Rat Salade !
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The Zoom Tube, or Beer Bong, is a very usefull instrument in today's living.
It simply consists of a tube(we suggest 1inch in diameter, and 2 1/2 feet long),
and a funnel. Simply put the funnel on one end of the tube, and presto, you
have a Zoom Tube! For fun and enjoyable times!
Here is how to use it...
Place the funnel on one end of the tube, making sure that it sits pretty
tight on the tube. Hold the funnel a little bit lower than the other end of
the tube. oor the beer into the funnel, making sure that the funnel stays
lower than the other end of the tube. Now wait for the foam to go down. When
the foam is settled a bit, take a deep breath and put your mouth around the un-
funnelled end of the tube. Now, have another person hold the funnel. Motion to
the person holding the funnel, to raise it up, higher than the end in your mouth.
And dow it goes. Using this method will get you ripped a lot quicker, because
your tongue doesn't absorb any of the beer! Try bonging 4 beers!
A lot of people have modified this technique, this was the simple design to
show you a basic one, so, make soe mods for it! I will include sometime, when
I have time, some other designs of the beer bong.
Take one (or two or three...) to the next party you go to, believe me, it
will be a big hit (no pun intended)! You will find that some people will be
a little paranoid to try it, but friends of mine have taken 4 down, and haven't
puked, or felt sick or anything. So go for it!
Later,
The Metallian &
Rat Salade
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