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<> What Idiots Do..... <>
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<> By THE BLADE <>
<> A Neon Knight Presentation <>
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<> "real pirates don't" <>
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Seeing the 'real pirates don't' file, I saw that a few things were missing,
mosly about what 'assholes do'. If over %50 of this following file pertains to
you....I wood get out of the Pirating business untill you have reserected a new
personallity.
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Idiots hang up on a SYSOP when they answer the phone.
Idiots hang up when a SYSOP breaks in to see who they are.
Idiots call AE's and download 100 programs and when the SYSOP wants a new ware
that they have, they want something in return.
Idiots crash AE's and BBS's (only crashing a system is ok when the sysop is an
Idiot or the system really sucks.)
Idiots dont know where the DOS is located on a disk.
Idiots stay in on friday and saturday nights because they have no friends.
Idiots call BBS's and AE's from 9 am untill 11 pm because they have nothing
better to do.
Idiots threaten to blow up your system with a "yellow & black box".
Idiots listen to the TOP 40.
Idiots get all A's on their report card...and are very upset with a 'B'.
Idiots call the same ae every 2 hours to see if there are any new wares.
Idiots have pulse dial phones.
Idiots dont know how much an '800' call costs.
Idiots USALLY (there are exceptions) have MM//e's, Networker, promethus, or
other modems that stink.
Idiots buy ss/sd disks for $32 a box.
Idiots usally have Television sets for a monitor.
Idiots name theirselves after dumb animals: THE CAT, THE WAREZWOLF, THE PINK
PANTHER, (PUT OTHER ASSHOLES HERE)
Idiots have never touched a girl in their life.
Idiots live in towns with the population thats under 500.
Idiots wear 'parachute pants'.
Idiots dont play sports.
Idiots have never used an Illegal substance in their life.
Idiots use handles that are over 3 words long.
Idiots think krackowcitz is still around.
Idiots have daisy wheel printers.
Idiots dont have a phone next to their computer.
Idiots use their real name instead of a handle.
Idiots have hours on their systems.
Idiots don't own their computer.
Idiots only have 48 k.
Idiots pay to get their modem installed.
Idiots like Tina Turner, New Edition, Cindy Lapur, Michael Jackson, Prince,
and The Pointer Sisters.
Idiots are Idiots.....
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I've been wanting to get that off my chest for a long while. And dont forget,
not everyone is perfect. So if more than 50 percent of this file appilies to
you.....Get A REAL life.
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Look for Idiots ][ coming soon to an ae near you.
Call the Metal Catsend-
201-879-6668 Indvidual passwords
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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