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[ Black September Pirates Present ]
[ -cDc- Cult of The Dead Cow -cDc- ]
[ A new entry in the beginner carding files ]
"HOW TO CARD SHIT, WHEN YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS"
Written by L.E. Pirate 1987
Black September/-cDc- Communications.
HAVING PARENTS
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Ok...I'm still living at home, as most of you nerds. Now, I'm sure many of you
have wondered "HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA PULL OFF THAT CARDED 20 MEGGER?" I know
damn well that some of you have parents as smart as a fucken tree stump. But
for intelligent people, like my parents, they aren't gonna fucken believe that
the carded hard drive is the modem. "Yeah, sure mom, it's the modem, remember,
uh when we went to Zooliggerz Department Store and I begged for one? huh? do
ya???". Well, maybe my mother would believe that but it just wouldn't hold
steady with my dad, he's an electrical engineer and works around computers all
the time, you can't say shit like "yeah, uh... that thing you've never seen
before? oh... uh... that's Jimmies, yeah, he, uh, gave it to me". I know
that some people do that shit, I got a unidisk from some dude who didn't care,
and my parents believed it too. Anyways, how do you get away with it? Well, I
suggest you practice carding small shit, like knives and bb guns and shit.
Also, read as many carding files before you follow any instructions, this is
for the beginner, but I assume that you understand the "basics". Practice
going and picking them up, small things, your parents usually never notice. If
your parents never go in your room, then splurge, card yourselves a bunch of
sluts to work you over everyday, but if your mom isn't a yuppie bitch, then
it's gonna be tough....After hours of day dreaming in school, I came across
this method...
CARDING BIG SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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ok...at this point, before carding ANYTHING. Tell your parents that you have a
friend in California (or some other far away place, like I live in S.NJ so I
usually say Nebraska or something). who is starting a computer business in a
local shopping mall. Tell them months before that you want a 20 meg hard
drive, keep telling them (you'll probably get it for xmas, but you can't wait
that long), in no time, they'll be sick of it. So you say that the dude is
gonna give you a hard drive as long as you advertise his company on systems all
over the country (if your parents don't know you phreak, then just say
"locally"), for the small price of a hard drive. You must have a friend set up
in a state far away, in order to really do this. If your parents do not
believe you, usually they do, but if they don't, give them the number of your
friend (he must sound older, no squeaky voices), and say it is the computer
store in the "mall". He must answer the phone like this: "This is the
didly-squat computer store, this is Joe, may I help you?" If your parents start
asking questions, the dude on the other end cannot be nervous, he has to see
the thing through, even in the tough spots. If your parents buy it, then
you're home free. Let "Joe" explain to your parents the concept of the deal.
Also, I'd throw in an HST 9600 for good effect, as a "free gift". But you
don't have to tell them that. You can only pull this off once, unless you have
ultra-stupid parents. But i'd cash in real good cuz you cannot use this as
much as you'd like to. If your parents work, then you do not have to worry,
card everything as usual, and go pick it up at the drop site. If your dad
works, and your mom doesn't. Go outside and ride your bike (how cute),
skateboard, work on your car, kill dogs, spray paint the road, etc. anything,
as long as you're in front of your house, and your mother knows it. Go pick up
the shit, and goto your mother (who's probably in the kitchen, heh.) and say
"oh goodie, look what just came! Hot dog! The nice UPS man just delivered
it!" and open it, and say "hey look, a 9600 baud modem! wow!" and got to your
room (where the computer is, unless you keep it in the family room..ha) and set
it up. That's it! It works, and it is very sensible. If you have any
questions or comments about this file, contact me at Dragonfire Private, number
at the end of this.
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The author of this file is not responsible for jack shit in this file
or how the reader uses the contents to his/hers jollies. Fuck your
self if you get caught, and if you call me crying, i'll kill you.
Don't take Black Septembers title off of this, if you do, i'll kill
you. Also, don't card to the same place twice. Read all of The
Metallian's files on carding. Thanks, and have an average day.
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