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Number 1
Written by:Abby Hoffman
The Dissident
Entered in textfile form by:Mr. Pez
Kids, the Fun Pages (and whoa-ho, aren't they fun?) are to teach you all basic
knowledge of that modern miracle, nuclear power. Now, get your pencils out,
and prepare for a brain-teasin' good time!
-Mr. Pez
1) Addition.
ex. 5 nanocuries + 28 nanocuries= FATAL
ex. 3 nanocuries + 5 nanocuries= COOL
REMEMBER, 30 NANOCURIES IS HARMFUL!
a. 13 nanocuries + 26 nanocuries=
b. 20 nanocuries + 21 nanocuries=
c. 18 nanocuries + 12 nanocuries=
d. 16 nanocuries + 12 nanocuries=
e. 38 nanocuries + 147 nanocuries=
2) If the Nuclear Regulatory Comminsion hires six jumpers, how long will each
be able to live undisturbed by disease or angry hippie demonstrators?
3) What is the height of Indian Point 2's dome if it is made up of 1,505 inch-
thick blocks?
4) If a truck carrying two tons of radioactive waste tips over, spilling the
material on the roadbed, how many lanes will be close? How much property
will be destroyed?
5) If all of the radiological waste in Elizabeth, New Jersey, is uncovered,
how much of the world population will be destroyed?
6) If there is a meltdown, how many rods must be removed in order to stop the
chain reaction?
7) Draw lines to complete the following:
ANIMAL RUNS THROUGH TURNS THE COLOR
Cat Plutonium Red
Dog Uranium Green
Frog Radium Purple
Anteater Thorium Pink Polka-Dot
Lou Ferrigno Carbon 14 Silver
8) J M L That scrambled word game!
U B E
a) ULHSS
( ) _ _ _ ( )
b) RUSHOD
_ _ _ ( )( )( )
c) NCOPA
_ _ _ ( )( )
d) BROOT
( ) _ _ ( ) _
e) REALC
( )( ) _ _ _
f) MNEU
( ) _ _ ( )
Print answer here:
HINT: Adds that extra BANG! in your day
( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( ) ( )( )( )( )( )
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9) In Houston, a 12 kiloton atom bomb is dropped. How many people will vomit
the color green? (not including dogs on heartworm pills)
10) If a cat enters a nuclear power plant, how many lives will it have left
after it leaves?
11) Which is safest?
a. Working for organized crime
b. Eating ptomaine-infected potatos
c. Working in an asbestos factory
d. Living in Buchanan, New York
12) If all of the plutonium in South Carolina is uncovered, how large a bomb
can be made?
13) If a missile is launched with a 45 MPH tailwind, how much time will be
saved from the 20 minute flying time?
Thank you for answering these questions...they will be graded later for the
FUN quotient. In the meantime, why don't you call these boards?
The Woodstock Nation..........(914)-___-____ (Abby's board went down,
unfortunately, but the
SPIRIT of the Nation lives
on, right, brothers?)
Home of Abby and myself...Every night from 10pm to 6am
And, other boards I suggest -
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The Works! ! [914]-238-8195 ! PCBoard ! Jason Scott ! 300/1200 !
The Darque Side ! [408]-245-SPAM ! WaffleNET ! DS^3 Club !3/12/2400 !
Thieve's World ! [616]-344-2718 ! FIDO ! Thomas Covenant ! 300/1200 !
Terrapin Station ! [505]-865-0883 ! AE:TAC ! Count Nibble ! 300/1200 !
The Brewery ! [314]-394-8259 ! WWIV/Forum ! Beer Wolf ! 300/1200 !
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