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[ PORTRAIT OF A BRAIN CELL ]
By, Doctor Murdock
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HEY, BOZZ MAN!! My name is Hemlock....I'm one of your brain cells,
Daddy-O! A special one at that, since I've been able to survive all that
you've sent me over the last couple decades. Keen, man...keen. So ship up
that blue and let's ROCK!! Groovy, man!
Here's a flash of our last recorded trip, pops.....
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Can you chart the course to
Isabeau's lair of Passion?
DO NOT BEND!
DO NOT PULL ON YELLOW TIP!
NUCLEAR WASTE ENCLOSED!
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[Whoa....what a Ruuuuuuush, Man....]
- Hey, Shopkeeper!?
+ Yes?
- THIS ROCK HAS NO MAGIC IN IT!!
+ Did you say the Magic Word?
- Uh....whats that?
+ rOr aLUCARD!
- Oh..........
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Date: 05/22/02
Subject: Hey, babe.....
Take a walk on the wild slide!
Wow. Jul 18 was the last sphicter! Ouch. Rubber gloves and maynoise! Two
things that can surely provide a good time.
Here's fifty more...
1. A Rubber shoe
2. 2 sandstone umbrella's
3. 4_female_unix_programmers_with_whipping_cream_on_their_nipples
4. A spoon....a needle....and some stuff.
5. Some mildew...fully ripe.
6. A can of flea & tick spray (Sergeants, ONLY!)
7. A blonde with a passion for Discordian literature...
8. The ~Black~ phone.... RoR, man...RoR...
9. H-h-h-hey.....the Green Glacier!
10. Alice's Aqua coloured basket with a bag-0-snow in it....
- to be continued -
DO NOT FONDLE!
FRAGILE - THIS SIDE DOWN
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Harmful if swallowed. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. Avoid breathing spray
mist. If sprayed in eyes, flood with water at least 12 hours; contact a
radiologist. Contains combustible petroleum and radioactive chemical
distillates. DO not spray into open flame or other sources of ignition. Store
at room temperatures below 120F. Exposures to temperatures above 120F may
cause meltdown. Eak!
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o/ @ - Ick! I saw his brain, ma. He's insane! I saw his braiN!
&oQ* - Our next door neighbor is having mental problems! WHo do we
% Q^ - call?? He's not ill....he's insane. We can't call a Doctor.
- # - Maybe we should contact the magic rock? Quick! Get the Black
E-(?) - Phone! Hurry, hurry!
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I fish in my own hole.
RETURN SERUM TO LABORATORY
- BEFORE MIDNIGHT -
"HEY, BOZZ MAN! Having a good time? C'mon...grab on and lets swirl!
Swirl, man...swirl!"
- We all here know nothing. We are all here for the big climax. Then
we will realize that we know nothing, upon learning everything. Yet
even that is nothing in itself, but with us, it's even more nothing.
Or something like that..... -
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Quickly = Non-Wisdom S-Druuna-Historical-University
- It's the end of the universe and I feel like french fries. Damn. -
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11. A vial of wolverine sperm
12. A shinny rock and a running brook.
13. _______n_o_t_h_i_n_g________
14. Pickle relish & a Agatha Christie novel
15. Pamela Anderson and Craftmans 265 pc. tool set.
16. 25 little 12 year old gurls rolling over you & Jiffy peanut butter!
17. A Rock
18. A blue yeti.
19 Searching for Sexual Freedom
20. Finding it.
21. A 1lb. 6oz. (625g) can of Zep with Spray Anyway Valve..
22. 3 Ion Generators and a pair of rubber boxer shorts.
23. Compile an Empire
24. Eat tv dinner chicken and watch Mr. Rogers fondle 11 year old gurls..
25. Sexually mutilating Peggy McIntaggart's breats with a spatula...
- to be continued -
( Hark! Who goes there? Art thou here with young supples for sale?
If not please enter the cortex of the black vortex and prepare
for cranium termination. )
~Mommy, mommy...look what I found in sis's room! A box of trojans and
some hypo needles!! Mommy, mommy....does this mean I get that puppy
now?~
DANGER : ACTIVITIES INVOLVE INTOXICATION
DO NOT OPEN!
OPEN CAREFULLY!
CAUTION: BLACKLITE GETS EXTREMLY HOT DURING USE!
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- Excuse me, Officer: My neighbor is a sane man. He works in his basement
all day and all night. I have reasons to believe he's doing
experiments on himself. Isn't there a law against this?
+ Well, Sir...what type of experiments is he doing?
- Well...my son noted to me just the other day that he was reading a
Websters Dictionary! We all know that this type of reading material is
strictly forbidden!!! What are you going to do about it?!
+ Has he been doing his OMNIBOT 2000's lately?
- I think not!
+ Ah! Damn him! <Static> ~This is alpha 409, we have a live one on
our hands! Send in the wagon..~ <statIc> "Roger, 409..."
<40 minutes later on the other side of town>
* Joe...what are we going to do now?
# I don't know, Alfred. I think we're gonna have to let her go.
* But what if they find the extra limbs? What if they trace them back to
US??!
# We can't just keep her...she's eating us out of house and home!
Just listen to her...she's hungry AGAIN!
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GET THEM OFF OF ME!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HELP...
HE'S HERE
BEHIND ME...HE'S
ENTERING ME...I...
FEEL HIM....IN MY GUT...
HE'S EATING ME...
ALIVE...
I BEG YOU....THE
PAIN....TERRIBLE...
KILL ME...
HURRY...
HURRY...
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26. Being punished by Isabeau
27. Removing Rust from an old Refrigerator
28. 12 Tennis Lessons while naked in the frosty moonlight.
29. Being turned into a mono knob for your stereo.
30. Having sex with an FM signal.
31. Oh, god...oh god.....I'm on POWER!!
32. Becoming Sane agAIn....
33. No...no..no...staying Insane. I like it here. It's warm.
34. Racketball Soup....eating it, I mean.
35. Reading the book "Molesting Female Smurfs" by Eobin
36. Doing 25 lines of coke and then reading Dr. Suess!
37. Just doing 25 lines of coke.
38. Mind Melding with inanimate objects. (Chair, Wall, Stove, Blacklite, etc)
39. Playing the Touch game with your favorite sound waves.
40. Eating yellow apples after injecting them with Trisodium Phosphate!
41. Reading orange signs on Acid.
42. Making orange signs on Mushrooms...
43. Making orange paint on Speed.
44. Making everything orange while in a Sensory Depravation tank..
- to be continued -
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Hello and Hi.
How are you today?
Feeling well?
Oh, by the way...
Ready to Die?
War Is Hell!
Here...go read this:
"METHODS FOR MODERN SCULPTORS" - Young and Frigid........$13.95
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HEY, it's 1 O'Clock on her thigh, dude! Bitchen!!! Now THAT was neat...
Insanity is hard to come by these days...
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45. See what a little food coloring can do??
46. Stick a wet finger in the headphone socket and <CRANK> it!!!!
47. Tease your Sanity with rose compass covered in cool whip.
48. Create a generator that runs off of Madness...then make it ~go~...
49. Repeat yourself when your brain has fried and you've exhausted all your
brain cells...
50. Repeat yourself when your brain has fried and you've exhausted all your
brain cells...
- done -
Keep your rock in your pocket and remember the magic word!
"Well, Bozz man....hope ya enjoyed our journey! Twas Groovy, man!"
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