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How to get fuct up b/w How to fuc up others
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IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS... I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DUMBASS
IF YOU DIE OR GET HURT DOIN' ANY OF THIS YOU SUCK IN THE FIRST
PLACE... THIS WILL NOT MAKE YOU A COOL PERSON NO MATTER WHAT!
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R0B0...
Robotussin: One bottle of Robotussin extra strength cold and cough
(8 oz.) Or the generic brand will fuck your world... After the first
time you do it, try for two Bottles... the generic brand is much
cheaper but both are easy to steal!
Freon...
The enviromentalists will hate me for this one... Oh yes your AC is
more useful than cooling... Look on the back of your AC unit, behind
or beside your house, (if you don't know what an AC unit looks like;
then you're already too fucked to be doin' this) you'll see a blue
canister... on the canister there'll be a nozzle w/ a cap on it...
it looks like the air nozzle on a bicycle tire... get a garbage bag
and tie up the open end and rip an inch off one of the bottom corners
and place the hole over the nozzle... use a screw driver, finger nail,
bolt or some other kind of object to push the pin inside the center
of the nozzle... fill bag as needed... DO NOT DO THIS WHEN THE AC IS
ON... IF THERE IS ANY ICE IN THE GARBAGE BAG DO NOT USE... otherwise
take the bag and put the hole in your mouth and HUFF away... This
makes a hole about the size of a small town in the ozone... I think
Ciga-Joint...
This is a favorite of mine... It's a cigarette that gives you a nice
buzz... Buy a pack of Bugler or Drum rolling tobacco and some weed...
roll a cigarette with three parts tobacco to one part weed... this
smells really good and tastes even better... it allows you to have a
good buzz but still won't get you too fucked up to drive or face your
parents... unless you get fire ass weed... find your own ratio of
tobacco to weed that suits you the best... Kite tobacco made by Bugler
is menthollated and makes an interesing taste!
Gold Seal...
This won't fuck you up but it helps you pass urine tests... Go to
GNC (General Nutrition Center) And buy Gold Seal and follow the
directions on the bottle... you also can drink about 20 glasses of
water the day before the test... you can also drink vineger or herbal
tea... these are not 100% gauranteed... but they do help or but most
of the time it does work... do these at least a day or two before the
test...
Max-Alert...
Max-Alert can be bought at gas stations and grocery stores... all it
is is caffeine pills... if you take about 5 you'll be wired for life
and your hair will feel like it's growing... Max-Alert is also known
as White Crosses... They tend to make me sick but I know plenty of
people that enjoy it!
Mad Dog (MD 20/20) punched...
This takes the bite out of MD 20\20... Take your favorite bottle of
Mad Dog and the corresponding flavor of Kool-Aid (if you get Hawaiian
Blue Mad Dog use blue berry Kool-Aid and if you get Orange Jubilee
then use orange Kool-Aid)... drink about 5 sips out of the bottle of
MD and pour Kool-Aid in the bottle w/ about a half cup of sugar...
shake the hell outta the bottle... now you have a bottle of Mad Dog
punched... it's fuckin' good as hell!
That's All I Could Think Of That Not Too Many
Know About...
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Light Beam...
Take clear Scotch tape or adhesive tape and find a nice dark street..
take the tape and stretch it across the street between two telephone
posts... when a car drives up to this in the middle of the night the
light beams hits the clear tape; there appears to be a beam of light
across the road... of course this is harmless but it sure does scare
the hell out of people and they sometimes panic and swerve or slam on
bakes!
Can't Drive...
Take a lug wrench and remove all the lug nuts off a car (prefferably
someone you hate)... when they decide to move their car all sorts of
damage can happen... a broken axle, wheel damage; a lot of money,
either way, will be spent in repairs!
Explosive Car...
This only works on old cars... Take a ping-pong ball and make a hole
in it... fill the ball with crystal Drayno and put tape over the
hole... put ball in gas tank and run like Carl Lewis on crack...
the Drayno reacts with the gas explosivly... this can be done on new
cars only in a different way... take a funnel and place in gas tank
then pour liquid Drayno down funnel but this reacts instantly and
your ass will be blown away!
Fuck Bell...
Put metal epoxy in the key hole on the change box... this fucks the
phone co. by lockin' all the money in the phone... it takes more
money and time to remove the epoxy...
Fuckin' With Vietnamese...
Go through a Vietnamese neighborhood and shout "do my my" (spelled
phonetically)... this means "fuck you mother fucker"!
Grocery Store Phun...
Go to a grocery store and grab a buggy... Fill the buggy full of
shit... make sure you get expensive steaks and seafood... when the
buggy is full leave it and make your way to the nearest exit... this
makes a pain in the ass for store employees who have to put all the
food back... do this with several friends and several buggies!
Laxitive Fudge...
take some chocolate Ex-Lax and use it to replace the chocolate in the
nearest fudge recipe... pass them out at school to all the dorks who
think you're the "koolest"... Then watch the phun!
This is goes out to all the Squatters around the world: May Jah
bless you and may Bauchus send you many gifts. I spill a swill
to all of you who aren't drinkin' with me. Everyone of ya guys
is remembered with every drop of alcohol a drink. I would like to
especially remember Bob the Clown... Who was put in jail with me
for a crime that we didn't commit and is still there now!
= Thanatos Pale =
Chaos Punx & Drunk Rock
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