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## HUMOR!! ???Zhit Axis Nation presents??? W () W ##
## Several Proverbs to Live by! \||/ ##
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## Written by: Creature of Prometheus _/ \_ ##
## Dated: 7/27/91 ##
## Greets to: The GELster, Guido's little brother, Erasmus' ##
## bigger sister, Baron's dog, Trojan Man's Nachos... ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#002 ZAN Mosque#001 ##
## SysOp: CoP SysOp: Eightball SysOp: Erasmus ##
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"The corn is never declared innocent in the court of chickens."
-Old Ewe Proverb
"Now is yesterday's tomorrow."
-Cosmic California Proverb
"Good luck is an eel in the pond of fools."
-Hoary Russian Proverb
"You may drink out of a human skull but you may never forget it once
had eyes in it."
-Venerable Shmolo Proverb
"Love is a dark pit."
-Timeworn Hungarian Proverb
"Wealth is like hair in the nose; if much is pulled out, it is painful,
if little, it is painful."
-Logical Kongo Proverb
"The Lithanian is stupid like a pig but cunning like a serpent."
-Thoughtful Polish Proverb
"When you have figs in your haversack, everybody seeks your friendship."
-Tested Albanian Proverb
"But for the wide trousers, prayer would be a scandal."
-Provocative Wolof Proverb
"God often gives nuts to toothless people."
-Tested Montenegrin Proverb
"He who was Diarrhea cannot hold up him who vomits."
-Philosophical Ruanda Proverb
"A dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the
shrimps."
-Oh-So-True Chinese Proverb
"If you see ants on the staircase, know that there is semolina
upstairs."
-Scientific Moorish Proverb
"If you want to know your friends, lie down in the gutter, pretend to
be drunk, and shout strange proverbs."
-Sad Colombian Proverb
"Truth is greater than ten goats."
-Bucolic Zogo Proverb
"The water-carrier drinks no slime."
-Eloquent Ngoni Proverb
"At home even wood tastes good."
-Cryptic Norwegian Proverb
"When the cat dies, the mice rejoice."
-Inspirational Flemish Proverb
"Drink beer, think beer."
-Pithy Rongan Proverb
"Brotherly love for brotherly love, but cheese for money."
-Unsentimental Albanian Proverb
"A mean guy shouldn't have any wine."
-Blunt Bulgarian Proverb
"Humans are not pigs; they'll eat anything."
-Ambiguous Swedish Proverb
"A watermelon will not ripen in your armpit."
-Unique Egyptian Proverb
"Every day is not friday; there is also tuesday."
-Quizzical Persian Proverb
"In the forest a skillet sounds like music."
-Candid Prussian Proverb
"Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them."
-Perceptive Polish Proverb
"When your dog says he will catch an elephant for your dinner, he is
deceiving you."
-Irrefutable Ibo Proverb
"Do not blow into a bear's ear."
-Educated Czech Proverb
"The best of the 36 plans is to run away."
-Frank Korean Proverb
"Do not tell proverbs in the winter; if you do, the toads will visit
you."
-Unnerving Cree Proverb
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This is dedicated to Anita.