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############################################################################### ## AN#007 ???Zhit Axis Nation presents??? W () W ## ## Grade: 95 Phun Things to do To Scare the Shit Outta \||/ ## ## People || ## ## Written by: The Baron _/ \_ ## ## Dated: 6/10/91 ## ## Greets to: Ninja, Guido Sanchez, White Lightning, and YOU! ## ## ## ## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FuNHouse BBS ## ## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ## ## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ## ############################################################################### Disclaimer: This is for educational, destructional, and anarchial purposes.. If anything happens to you, I AM responsible... But remember I KNOW where you LIVE! You can distribute this in any way (ZIP, by hand), but DO NOT EDIT THIS file! If you happen to pull out your EDIT prog and work on this, PLEASE leave the opening screen, and add your additions at the end of the file... ]------------------------------------------------------------------------------[ After have been one of the first members of ZAN for a while now I've finally decided actually write out a file. Anyways, this one is for all you people out there that just wanna cause a little terrorism without actually causing damage to public/private property. Some of things can be a little dangerous but what the hell? You're a anarchist anyways. Anyways, let's get on with the show. 1. Things That Require Flame This one I think is one of the best jokes to pull on an innocent driver late at night. I think I got this one from a post somewhere. Anyways, what you do is take one of those Big Wheels things (swipe it from the kid next door) then make a dummy out of straw and old clothes or something. Then douse this sucker in gasoline. Then late at night go out to some street (preferably away from your own home) and tie a string to the front or something so you are able to pull it. Now you get on one side of the stree and your friend is on the other. When a car comes by have your friend light 'em and then you pull the string. WHAM! The driver will always freak out and will be stunned enough to get you the hell outta there. This works best if you got some druken ass fool or some kids going down the residential streets at 90 MPH. That'll break their speeding ideas! This one is just a smoke bomb in the school. At my school smoke bombs go off everyday around the end of the year. But everytime it's done it's one of those lame ones you find in a grocery store. Well wouldn't it be great if you were to produce enough smoke to smoke out a whole corridor? What you do is get some potassium nitrate (KNO3, Saltpetre) and make 6 parts of it with 5 parts sugar. The potassium nitrate might be hard to find but look in drug stores all around. It took me a whlie but I finally foung it (of all places) at the grocery store. Note: These also produces a LARGE purple flame and create a tremendous amount of heat (enough to light aluminum) so I suggest you put it somewhere where you aren't going to start fires, unless of course you want to. Also, these things aren't going to fill up a whole city block per pound as in "Steal This Book" or some Tfile I read. 2. Terrorism That You Can do Without Flame Everybody has played ding dong ditch but it usually ends up as ringing a bell, running a way, and then going home. But try some twists on it. Try things like ringing the doorbell and leaving a burning swastika on their porch or something. Or do the same thing day after day. Just ring the doorbell, run away, do it the next day, etc. Obviously they're going to look for you but you can get around that. Become unpredictable. Go at 2:00am one day and then 12:00pm the next. Or the best is just to ring the doorbell and then throw something in the window. It's quick and doesn't require planning. And if you're really brave wait, and then ask if you can come in to use the phone. Act as though you have to wait for a ride or something then start imposing on them big time. Look through the fridge, blast their stereo on your favorite heavy metal, pop, or even worse, COUNTY MUSIC station. If it's around dinner time invite yourself too. Turn on the TV. Change channels if they're watching something. Of course, you're probably thinking they'll just throw you out. Well, just look for someone who lives alone and is insecure. They'll never get the guts too. If you're into breaking the law and don't mind busting into peoples' houses then break in one night. Go in preferably when they're not home (duh). Then do something like rearrange the furniture. Something small but just enough so that they know that someone was in there. And leave a little note like, "I'm sorry.. I was hungry and needed something to eat. Signed, a thankful homeless one." This'll make 'em feel bad about being so upper-class and will keep 'em from calling the police. Then make another visit a few days but this time take a couple things. And leave a similar note. This'll probably get 'em ticked and they may call the police. But don't worry, if they do call 'em just lay low for about a month. Then a month later just go in and trash the place! I know this is a pain but it'll scare the shit out of the people. Mainly because if you present yourself as being really lowly then they'll feel really bad and may feel as they're being nice to you. But once you fuck up everything they'll feel violated, and all that other shit and probably won't go out for another year. 3. Quickies OK... You say you just want something to do when you're bored. Just try something like calling up someone and saying, "FUCK THE WORLD! ANARCHY RULES!" and repeat a few times. Guaranteed to fuck people up. You can also just be walking down the street, then walk up to someone and start up a conversation with them. And they'll probably feel real uncomfortable. Try to make 'em feel real uneasy. Then say something like, "You don't like me do you?" and when they say they do yell, "FUCK YOU! EVERYONE HATES ME! YOU'RE ALL ALIKE!" Definitely a good one to make people freaked out. Another good one that you can do late at night after 3:00am is take a can of gasoline and just make a line of gas down the street. And then light it up. Kinda looks like that scene from Die Hard ][ where he blows up the plane. This one is good for laughs. Well that's all I could think of for right now. I hope you have fun with a couple of these ideas. See you all in hell! ZAN (c)1991