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From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Yugo's <clean, appreciative of the squirrel>
Date: Saturday, April 09, 1994 12:21AM
The recent posting about the the Yugo being the world's first disposable
car reminded me a story that I heard once. It went like this . . .
I was driving my brand new Yugo down a country road one
afternoon and was thoroughly enjoying the surroundings.
I was driving around a corner and suddenly, this huge
animal, gray, with a bushy tail, jumps right out in front
me. I stopmed on the brakes, but I still hit the thing!
It went flying out in front of the car and landed about
50 feet away. I quickly brought the car to a halt and got
to look at the damage. I was horrified to find that the
bumber and grill were completely smashed and antifreeze was
all over the ground and steam was a risin'. Then, my
attention was drawn to the huge gray thing that jumped out
in front of me. To my surprise, the huge gray thing wasn't
so huge after all; it was damned squirrel! In fact, I
watched as it got up, shook its head back and forth a
little bit, and ran away. I could have sworn that I heard
it say, "Wow, that was fun!"
So what's the moral of this story? I don't have a clue. I suppose it could
be that after one hits a squirrel in a Yugo, 'you-go' no where. . .
Sorry so lame, couldn't think of anything else, execpt for this riddle.
There is a house directly on the equator. The peak of the roof is
exactly perpendicular to the equator. (Let's assume that there is
a plane that a perpendicular line can be drawn from.) If a
rooster lays an egg right on top of the peak of the roof,
which way will the egg fall?
You sillies, roosters don't lay eggs . . .
Jess