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Cars ---------------------------------------------------------------------- BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench BMW Beastly Monsterous Wonder BMW Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW Big Money Waste BMW Big Money Works BMW Blastphemous Motorized Wreck BMW Born Moderately Wealthy. BMW Break My Windows BMW Broken Money Waster BMW Broken Monsterous Wonder BMW Brutal Money Waster BMW Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Buick Big Ugly Import Car Killer Buick Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer Buick Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer Chevy Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips. Chevy Charged Heavily Chevy Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dodge Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere Fiat F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation. Fiat Failure in Automotive Technology Fiat Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fiat Fix It Again Tony? Ford F**ked over rebuilt Dodge Ford F**ker Only Runs Downhill Ford F*cked on Race Day Ford First On Recall Day Ford First on race day Ford Fix Or Repair Daily Ford Found on road dead Ford Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's GM- General Maintenance GMC Garage Man's Companion GMC Generally Mediocre Cars GMC Get More Chicks GMC Got More Crap Mopar Most Often Passed At Races Mopar Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mopar Mostly Old Paint And Rust Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood! Plymouth Pussy Lips <in> Your MOUTH Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac SAAB Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies SAAB Such an arrogant bastard! SAAB Swedish Automobile - Always Broken Toyota Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto