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APARTMENT FOR RENT A prosperous and somewhat amorous businessman propositioned a beautiful chorus girl of well proportioned figure to spend the night with him for $500.00. When he was ready to leave the next morning, certain things having transpired, he told her that he didn't have that much money with him, but he would have his secretary mail her a check for it, made out for RENT ON APARTMENT, to avoid embarrassment. On the way to the office however, after thinking the matter over, he decided the night hadn't been worth what he had agreed to pay, so he had his secretary send a check for $250.00 instead, and enclosed the following explanatory note: Dear Madam, Enclosed is the check in the amount of $250.00 for rent on your apartment. I am sending this amount instead of the amount originally agreed upon, because when I rented this apartment, I was under the assumption that . . . 1) It had never been occupied. 2) There was plenty of heat. 3) That it was small. Last night, I found that it had been occupied many times, that there wasn't much heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediatly returned the check, with this note . . . I am returning your check for $250.00. I can not understand how you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you just know how to turn it on. As for the size, it's not my fault if you didn't have enough furniture to fill it.